Overwatch: Hidden Depths

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Overwatch: Hidden Depths

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Did Tina Belcher design these characters?

Also:

Isn't Reaper a black dude? All the edge must have really made him pasty

Mei is the best girl

You spelt Mercy wrong

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Helden sterben nicht!

Hazy992:

Mei is the best girl

You spelt Mercy wrong

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Helden sterben nicht!

Dirty Mercy peasants.
Glorious D.va master race.
Mei gods

SamuraiChe:
Isn't Reaper a black dude? All the edge must have really made him pasty

Actually, Reaper was a Latino / Mexican what ever you want to call it when he was alive. Cover up a hespanic person and they will turn white in no time.

Also, the whole endless cycle of dead/alive thing can't be good for his skin.

MCerberus:

Hazy992:

Mei is the best girl

You spelt Mercy wrong

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Helden sterben nicht!

Dirty Mercy peasants.
Glorious D.va master race.
Mei gods

Get outta here with your LIES

Don't be hating on Reaper's night job. He has to pay off his student loans somehow and the constant dying is hell in taxes.

Can you please redo the little paragraph underneath the comic? I'm pretty awful at English but that's why I am not a writer.

Also, Pharah is the best female. Not dressed like a whore, though she has the proportions of Samus and is actually pretty effective, ult is pretty cool as well.

Lastly, butts!

Ralphfromdk:

SamuraiChe:
Isn't Reaper a black dude? All the edge must have really made him pasty

Actually, Reaper was a Latino / Mexican what ever you want to call it when he was alive. Cover up a hespanic person and they will turn white in no time.

Also, the whole endless cycle of dead/alive thing can't be good for his skin.

Latino being an ethnicity and not a race, they come in every skin color.

SamuraiChe:
Isn't Reaper a black dude? All the edge must have really made him pasty

Apparently he was a latino guy named JOHN FREEMANGabriel Reyes.

The hype for this game seems to have consisted of: Blizzcon presentation and arse in tights. i don't really see waht the fuss is all about

For the record:

Yes, I've been playing other games, but Mirror's Edge is so bland I probably won't do a strip about it.

So you're not doing one on Uncharted 4? The quicktime event one doesn't count!

Roadhog = Sexiest Ass In Game.

RaikuFA:
Did Tina Belcher design these characters?

Also:

That vid would make more sense if it wasn't almost all females in games that have their pants stuck way up their butts. Off hand the only ones I can think of that wouldn't have to adjust all the time are princess peach, rosalina, lady paulitina, and sometimes princess zelda.

Actually from a stereotypical female design, Battleborn does it really well, none of them are stupidly sexualized like in most other games. Only one has a prominant ass and thats cause shes got door kicking thighs and wears jeans. image
Weirdly enough I didn't see any pics of her ass on google image search, although one of tracer's old pose did show up.

CyanCat47:
The hype for this game seems to have consisted of: Blizzcon presentation and arse in tights. i don't really see waht the fuss is all about

I don't see either. I couldn't get into the betas and redox won't stock it soooo...

Worgen:

RaikuFA:
Did Tina Belcher design these characters?

Also:

That vid would make more sense if it wasn't almost all females in games that have their pants stuck way up their butts. Off hand the only ones I can think of that wouldn't have to adjust all the time are princess peach, rosalina, lady paulitina, and sometimes princess zelda.

Actually from a stereotypical female design, Battleborn does it really well, none of them are stupidly sexualized like in most other games. Only one has a prominant ass and thats cause shes got door kicking thighs and wears jeans. image
Weirdly enough I didn't see any pics of her ass on google image search, although one of tracer's old pose did show up.

I think it was more funny that she got rid of her own ass. HOW DOES SHE SIT?!?!?!

Mei is bae.

Congrats on having good taste, Grey.

If the fan art available has anything to go off of, I don't think anyone cares whether or not Junkrat has as much in game "junk". They're still imagining it in their head, too.

Also, -didn't- Shredder win several times in the cartoon, and make the cartoon all the more incredible for those moments in which the status quo took a hard claw to the neck? I distinctly remember him blowing up April's shop and beating Leonardo to near death in the first season alone.

As for best girls, THIS WAS WHY I MADE THOSE THREADS IN THE FIRST PLACE! XD

RaikuFA:
I think it was more funny that she got rid of her own ass. HOW DOES SHE SIT?!?!?!

On chairs, most likely, though the floor's still an option.

I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.

Hazy992:

MCerberus:

Hazy992:

You spelt Mercy wrong

image

Helden sterben nicht!

Dirty Mercy peasants.
Glorious D.va master race.
Mei gods

Get outta here with your LIES

Mercy people, never being able to handle the truth, or having to aim

MCerberus:

Hazy992:

MCerberus:

Dirty Mercy peasants.
Glorious D.va master race.
Mei gods

Get outta here with your LIES

Mercy people, never being able to handle the truth, or having to aim

That's not true, I have to sort of aim to use the Guardian Angel! And I've got tens of kills with Mercy! Tens!

Shredder is just as you describe in the current cartoon and i love him like that lol

That comic was pretty funny reaper looks like a edgelord

I'm a little surprised no one has mentioned strategic but coverings yet.

I'd watch that cartoon on a Saturday morning. Or a Saturday night on adult swim.
Man, I miss Saturday morning cartoons.

FillerDmon:
If the fan art available has anything to go off of, I don't think anyone cares whether or not Junkrat has as much in game "junk". They're still imagining it in their head, too.

Also, -didn't- Shredder win several times in the cartoon, and make the cartoon all the more incredible for those moments in which the status quo took a hard claw to the neck? I distinctly remember him blowing up April's shop and beating Leonardo to near death in the first season alone.

As for best girls, THIS WAS WHY I MADE THOSE THREADS IN THE FIRST PLACE! XD

RaikuFA:
I think it was more funny that she got rid of her own ass. HOW DOES SHE SIT?!?!?!

On chairs, most likely, though the floor's still an option.

I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.

I think they're talking about the 80s show. Sounds like you're talking about the '00 show.

lol, no widowmaker? her ass sticks out at most. followed by d.va when she is out of her mech.

Yeah I love everything about Overwatch except ironically playing it. Oh I bought it and sunk a good few hours in, did the beta too. But I just, can't be fucked now. The whole "play your class" "be a team" thing just turns me way way off. All I wanna do is be a goofy idiot doing my own thing and the more I do that the worse I'm playing the game and the angrier people get at me and the less I wanna play it. Now that everyone else is already super duper elitist max level pro gamer good at every class theirs nothing for me to get out of it anymore.

I hope to god it gets some kind of other modes, I bought it hoping it will, man I hope it does. Blizzard has 7 million sales, if they actually cater to some different types of gamers they could triple that number I reckon.

Also Widow is best girl, any other choice is simply scientifically incorrect.

LazyAza:
Yeah I love everything about Overwatch except ironically playing it. Oh I bought it and sunk a good few hours in, did the beta too. But I just, can't be fucked now. The whole "play your class" "be a team" thing just turns me way way off. All I wanna do is be a goofy idiot doing my own thing and the more I do that the worse I'm playing the game and the angrier people get at me and the less I wanna play it. Now that everyone else is already super duper elitist max level pro gamer good at every class theirs nothing for me to get out of it anymore.

I hope to god it gets some kind of other modes, I bought it hoping it will, man I hope it does. Blizzard has 7 million sales, if they actually cater to some different types of gamers they could triple that number I reckon.

Also Widow is best girl, any other choice is simply scientifically incorrect.

The game is essentially TF3, but with a hard team size limit. Do you think it'd be better if it'd be more than twelve in a game?

MCerberus:

Hazy992:

MCerberus:

Dirty Mercy peasants.
Glorious D.va master race.
Mei gods

Get outta here with your LIES

Mercy people, never being able to handle the truth, or having to aim

One. Word.
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Perfection given form, she is not your waifu, you are HER'S!
She is not best girl... she is best WOMAN.

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Devieus:

The game is essentially TF3, but with a hard team size limit. Do you think it'd be better if it'd be more than twelve in a game?

Eh its my fault really I've never enjoyed team games in any genre really for long stretches of time. But overwatch appeals to my tastes and interests artistically and in its overall presentation extremely given I am both an illustrator and an animator and a life long fan of both things and especially art styles exactly like the one blizzard went with. I've been dying my entire life to have a game that looks and sounds like Overwatch and has its exact tone and types of characters.

That desire over-rid my better judgement and made me think finally at long last a team game I could enjoy for a long time. Turns out nope. Oh well.

Overwatch has three characters: Mei, Tracer, and Widowmaker. Mei is the best because Japan something.

RedRockRun:
Overwatch has three characters: Mei, Tracer, and Widowmaker. Mei is the best because Japan something.

Mei is Chinese...

No wonder I'm part of the Onlywatch team... because I only watch da booty...

Other than that, I didn't know it was Baewatch season... I would have worn tighter gear around the rear...

I've said it on Twitter so I'll say it here; it's clear the creators of Overwatch put a lot of thought and effort into the backstory, with a pretty good setting and some good work done to give backgrounds to its characters. WHich seems baffling to me since all that narrative work seems to have no connection to what's going on in gameplay. You've got clearly defined heroes, anti-heroes and villains, with established rivalries and alliances, but none of it has any bearing on the game, in which characters freely team up and mingle in the chaotic free-for-all brawl going on.

TF2 has it's own narrative, yes, but the creators clearly don't intent it to have more than a very slight bearing on the game itself, not to mention it's completely tongue-in-cheek. Overwatch's story, while it certainly has its humorous elements, seems from content and tone to be mostly serious in that action/adventure sort of way. But once the game starts, all that story becomes superfluous as any character can be fighting against or alongside any other character at a moment's notice. I guess in the end, the effort to give the game a more detailed setting and narrative is commendable...but it still leaves me wondering why they bothered.

Caramel Frappe:
It is quite hilarious how every female character's bottom side is well defined to a disturbing level. It's either the art style or the artists behind Overwatch but they paid a great amount of detail to their ... 'design' specifically the lower ends. Am I a fan of this? It'll make porn more satisfying but I play the game because it's really fun :p lmao.

I'm quite sure someone in the design team is OBSESSED with women's butts to a creepy fetish level.

As a woman it's not nice to keep seeing those darn butts showed on my face, but eh.

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