#119: The Delicious Taste

Fuck me, man, it's like a metaphor for Dunwall's ravenous consumption of whale oil.

EDIT: And cool super powers of moral dubiousness.

Crystal Cola + Gunny's Power Armor = Fallout Parody Confirmed?

I swear I learned somewhere that the stuff used to keep Mountain Dew from seperating into its individual ingredients is basically as toxic to you as making it is to the environment, and because of that I can't help but imagine he's just drinking soda. Like, for a while I entirely assumed that it's probably totally evil even beyond corn-syrup, but I can buy that it's just ordinary soda and that that's still bad enough to stop them.

Also, didn't this exact title get used earlier, when the Shard Cola was introduced?

Is this product placement?

It feels like product placement.

July 8: Grey begins to cross the line over into bondage porn.

Based on the events of FF7, prepare for cross species breeding.

Nanaki is my favorite FF7 char so I hope they make his analog cool ;)

FillerDmon:
I swear I learned somewhere that the stuff used to keep Mountain Dew from seperating into its individual ingredients is basically as toxic to you as making it is to the environment, and because of that I can't help but imagine he's just drinking soda. Like, for a while I entirely assumed that it's probably totally evil even beyond corn-syrup, but I can buy that it's just ordinary soda and that that's still bad enough to stop them.

Also, didn't this exact title get used earlier, when the Shard Cola was introduced?

It might have been a promotional version, and Crystal Cola is the completed one. And from the looks of it, it's about as bad for you as say, Nuka Cola Quantum in large amounts.

They're going to try the new Crystal Cola Extreme. Or else.
You know what that place needs? Grunka Lunkas.

FillerDmon:
I swear I learned somewhere that the stuff used to keep Mountain Dew from seperating into its individual ingredients is basically as toxic to you as making it is to the environment, and because of that I can't help but imagine he's just drinking soda. Like, for a while I entirely assumed that it's probably totally evil even beyond corn-syrup, but I can buy that it's just ordinary soda and that that's still bad enough to stop them.

Also, didn't this exact title get used earlier, when the Shard Cola was introduced?

Brominated Vegetable Oil. Coke and Pepsi both removed it from their drinks last year.

That dude must have Thor levels of thirst...

Other than that, that's almost considerate for him on sharing on the refreshment of choice..

Jacked Assassin:
Crystal Cola + Gunny's Power Armor = Fallout Parody Confirmed?

I dunno, did they even manage to open Gunny's power armour? Or are they going through the holes?

And then Not!Tifa and Not!BarrettSazh got turned into Crystal Soda monsters that the party will have to kill....

 

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