Mirror's Edge: Taste

I haven't played the game, so i don't know what you're on about. However, that surely gives me enough reason to blindly judge your tastes from mere assumption alone! What are you... Minimalist hipsters?? What you need is spikes. And lots of them! Some torture chamber chandeliers made from virgin bones and a cattery-turned-night-bar entertainment room! Don't say i never tried to help.

There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

Apparently the Conglomerate outlawed concrete dust.

Zhukov:
There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

Apparently the Conglomerate outlawed concrete dust.

Maybe that's why they are cracking down on the runners, seeing as they leave their unseemly footprints everywhere.

OT: That "man" has some very firm manboobs.

Bob_McMillan:

Zhukov:
There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

Apparently the Conglomerate outlawed concrete dust.

Maybe that's why they are cracking down on the runners, seeing as they leave their unseemly footprints everywhere.

Heh. At one point it occurred to me that the runners could be utterly crippled in one fell swoop if the Kruger guys just spent a night combing the rooftops and putting down beartraps or caltrops anywhere with black scuff marks.

Thats pretty much how i see most Warframe players theese days.

Because nothing says "nonconformity" and "individualism" better than all looking the same amount of dirty and tasteless.

Zhukov:

Bob_McMillan:

Zhukov:
There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

Apparently the Conglomerate outlawed concrete dust.

Maybe that's why they are cracking down on the runners, seeing as they leave their unseemly footprints everywhere.

Heh. At one point it occurred to me that the runners could be utterly crippled in one fell swoop if the Kruger guys just spent a night combing the rooftops and putting down beartraps or caltrops anywhere with black scuff marks.

Better yet, just clean everything with soap and mops and watch as the runners slip everywhere.

I think the info that this is about Mirrors Edge should have been in the strip somehow.

Hey now, what's wrong with having a lava lamp?!

*turns on the green lava lamp as well as the blue one that bookend the far side of his computer desk*

It's...it's just for research purposes, I swear! I'm trying to answer the age-old question of why goo floats!

Alternatively....

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RJ 17:
Hey now, what's wrong with having a lava lamp?!

When lava lamps are outlawed, only outlaws will have lava lamps.

Rise up! Remember the name of our martyr, Billy Bass!

Zhukov:
There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

DICE are Swedish, Ikea is Swedish.

Everything Swedish is like that, especially Sweden. I tell you, when I went there even the puddles were clean.

Step one towards establishing a successful Fascist police state: excellent fashion sense.

gigastar:
Thats pretty much how i see most Warframe players theese days.

Quoting for truth

Every warframe is a complete design on its own with no need to accessorize or add to it, many of them even come with their own dangly bits, and when I see other players slapping armor and sydanas on it looks tacky as hell. And don't even get me started on the color schemes.

OT: I think it was Yahtzee who pointed out that most of the remaining human population must have been enslaved in order to keep the rest of the Mirror's Edge world clean, which makes me sit back and smile thinking that The Spotless Empire must have an incredibly OCD god-emperor, and the cast of heroes are literally just filthy heretics.

They're only trying to help! Please, don't make them do something we'll all regret!

Zhukov:
There's a part of the game where you're climbing through an actual active construction site.

It's still squeaky clean. Somehow.

Apparently the Conglomerate outlawed concrete dust.

Or in real life, the McLaren Technology Centre. Yeah, the F1 "factory" is cleaner than a damn hospital and the chairman has major OCD in terms of cleanliness and things done in a particular way. Better not spill any oil on the floor or your shirt.

 

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