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Good ol' goat porn.

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

Jsan the Candyman:

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistic of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

There's already a van outside your house.

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Good ol' goat porn.

We didn't even wait a couple comments.

We just... we just dove right all up in there. Laughing into the darkness as it swallowed us.

Jsan the Candyman:

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

I could send you the link...?

BX3:

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Good ol' goat porn.

We didn't even wait a couple comments.

We just... we just dove right all up in there. Laughing into the darkness as it swallowed us.

That's my secret - While you are all swallowed by the darkness, I've been here all along, waiting.

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I could send you the link...?

Ah, what a lovely offer.

No.

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Good ol' goat porn.

They even drew the pupils right(ish) O_O

OT: O_O

I hope he's just talking about Toriel (AKA Goat Mom) from Undertale... but I feel he isn't.

Incorrect. Know that I always check the tags, if only for a chuckle.

Alar:
I hope he's just talking about Toriel (AKA Goat Mom) from Undertale... but I feel he isn't.

It would probably be under the anthromorphic section along with all the other goat furry porn.

Really the first thing on The Escapist tagged "Goat Porn"? Blimey

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IT SPREADS! THE GOAT SHALL CLAIM ALL!
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What are "anthromorphic(sic)" goats?

I gamed with some Aussies that though the most hilarious thing in the world as to bait and switch legitimate links with... questionable content relevant to this comic. It is safe to safe that such content no longer phases me and I am not likely to so much as eye twitch.

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Jsan the Candyman:

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

I could send you the link...?

Pft. Probably soft sauce compared to what my preteen brain has been exposed to. XD

MiskWisk:

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IT SPREADS! THE GOAT SHALL CLAIM ALL!
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That .gif made me fall off the chair laughing. Might have to use it myself at some point.

Also, I...

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Why Japan. Why...

I can never sleep again

Huh. Schrodinger would love this.

T0ad as well, probably.

vallorn:

MiskWisk:
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That .gif made me fall off the chair laughing. Might have to use it myself at some point.

Also, I...

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Why Japan. Why...

I can never sleep again

Good luck using that gif outside of KYM. When else are you going to find the mention of Goats.

Also, this is entirely tame for Japanese standards. They are the ones who came out with eyeball licking as a fetish.
The horror.

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A true classic for the ages. Everyone should see the full thing at least once.

Threads like this are why I love the internet.

Jsan the Candyman:

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

In fact, none.
It's far more in the zoophilic than in the pedophilic side. As long as it is drawn, there's no physical offense, no matter how humanized the animal actually is.

Goat porn? I don't think I even want to know.

Eh, where do you think half human and half goat creatures like satyrs come from?

Are you kidding? I always check the tag.

Thaluikhain:
Eh, where do you think half human and half goat creatures like satyrs come from?

Ah, always good to know the ancient Greeks have us covered. Because if they did it first, it ain't just a perversion, it's culture.

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Okay see now you gotta tell me its name, this is the part where I say "for science reasons." but nah, no science involved, I just wanna read it man, I gotta know how this story unfolds... kinda like The Wolf and the Seven Goats, I need a good laugh!

EMWISE94:

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Okay see now you gotta tell me its name, this is the part where I say "for science reasons." but nah, no science involved, I just wanna read it man, I gotta know how this story unfolds... kinda like The Wolf and the Seven Goats, I need a good laugh!

It's probably the one over there, on the left. I have no idea how you missed that.
I'm also surprised no one made this pun yet, it's literally kid porn.

ryan_cs:

I'm also surprised no one made this pun yet, it's literally kid porn.

...
I'm not sure if I should applaud that pun or reach through the internet to slap you for it.

Alar:
I hope he's just talking about Toriel (AKA Goat Mom) from Undertale... but I feel he isn't.

It's Grey Carter. You should already know he isn't.

Beffudled Sheep:

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Good ol' goat porn.

A true classic for the ages. Everyone should see the full thing at least once.

I read it last night out of curiosity (thanks reverse google! Why is this the one time you actually work...?). I feel like it should worry me that my first thought upon reading wasn't of immediate horror and confusion, but rather disappointment that there was no plot, explanation or lead up.

BX3:

Alar:
I hope he's just talking about Toriel (AKA Goat Mom) from Undertale... but I feel he isn't.

It's Grey Carter. You should already know he isn't.

Beffudled Sheep:

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Good ol' goat porn.

A true classic for the ages. Everyone should see the full thing at least once.

I read it last night out of curiosity (thanks reverse google! Why is this the one time you actually work...?). I feel like it should worry me that my first thought upon reading wasn't of immediate horror and confusion, but rather disappointment that there was no plot, explanation or lead up.

My first reaction was uncontrollable laughter.
I have other stuff that I keep around for some real plot, but Little Goat is just for the lulz.

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Good ol' goat porn.

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I know I should probably act all disturbed about the drawing and what it implies, but... All I can think of is: "Shit, I know where that guy's avatar picture comes from."

Aint no business like goat business

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Do Draenei count?

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