Dream the Impossible Dream

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Jsan the Candyman:

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Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

That's implying that hentai artists give a shit about the realism of such things.

Fun fact: the goat being discussed in this thread turned into a massive site-sprawling in-joke elsewhere on the web, with all the untoward images and references replaced with the goat watching someone play battletoads.

But that's not what the comic is about, that's mostly the undertale fandom

ryan_cs:

EMWISE94:

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Good ol' goat porn.

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Okay see now you gotta tell me its name, this is the part where I say "for science reasons." but nah, no science involved, I just wanna read it man, I gotta know how this story unfolds... kinda like The Wolf and the Seven Goats, I need a good laugh!

It's probably the one over there, on the left. I have no idea how you missed that.
I'm also surprised no one made this pun yet, it's literally kid porn.

Well I went to my usual Doujin sites and typed said name in and it sprung up nothing, so I assumed its one of those titles that has a Japanese name that its indexed by. Also a disappointing read this was.

mysecondlife:
Are you kidding? I always check the tag.

Exactly. Oftentimes, the best jokes ARE the tags.


Since he's invested that much in getting the porn, I trust he's also invested in off-site backup?

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Good ol' goat porn.

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Aaaannnd there goes the thread.

Jsan the Candyman:

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

"Not unless I woke up in Russia this morning!"

But seriously, the... uh, title is right...there, if you're so...inclined. But super seriously guys if you're not American there's like a 60% chance it's illegal in your country so Caveat Emptor.

This is Evil and you should feel Evil!

RedRockRun:
Do Draenei count?

Technically no.

Although that's because they're the result. They aren't full goats.

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BRB, scrubbing my hard drive. With a belt sander.

Somehow I'm not surprised that something like goat porn exists (...though I can't believe I just had to type that...) All they need now is a copy of "Goatfuckers for Dummies", and they'll be golden.

(A cookie to anyone who actually gets the reference)

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Jsan the Candyman:

Loop Stricken:
Good ol' goat porn.

That image has me thinking too much on the logistics of man-on-goat intercourse for this particular goat. Not the act itself, just how would it work. And in doing so I think I've gone down a dark path that probably violates several federal laws.

I could send you the link...?

*shrugs* Yes... please? (I have Skype!)

OT: So... Who isn't looking up "Greatest Of All Time" porn nowadays?

Other than that, I guess the chin puff/strip are still major turn-ons... That EXPLAINS so much!

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Good ol' goat porn.

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*continues reading thread*

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And this is why I still love this site. Sometimes. I guess I'm in a good mood today.

I'm getting a very strong Penny Arcade vibe from the conversation. Also: thanks a lot everyone else in the thread! I was feeling left out of the goat joke, so I searched for it and now I'm going to Hell!

>_>

crimson5pheonix:

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Good ol' goat porn.

They even drew the pupils right(ish) O_O

OT: O_O

crimson, I'm scared. D:

47_Ronin:
What are "anthromorphic(sic)" goats?

I dunno but I'm pretty sure there's just one guy who had the monopoly on them b/c no one else ever made that stuff until Undertale came along

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