Storks - So That's Where Babies Come From

Storks - So That's Where Babies Come From

Well, folks. It could've been a lot worse.

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Oh shit, didn't this movie already come out? I could have sworn this released like back in June or July...seems like forever since I've seen a trailer before a movie about it. I had just assume d it had released, sucked, tanked and that's all we have to say about that...

Silentpony:
Oh shit, didn't this movie already come out? I could have sworn this released like back in June or July...seems like forever since I've seen a trailer before a movie about it. I had just assume d it had released, sucked, tanked and that's all we have to say about that...

My guess is that if this one makes enough money, what you just described will be the sequel. ;p

OT: Well, that's more than I expected, but still not that much. At least it's good enough to do it's job, I guess.

Two stars? Coming off the Magnificent Seven review, that rating doesn't seem to match your review.

Marter, just admit it: you don't like kids movies.

This doesn't look great, but I've always loved Katie Crown on Total Drama ______ and Clarence, and I'm glad she's starting to get some higher-profile roles. She deserves it.

Darth_Payn:
Marter, just admit it: you don't like kids movies.

Didn't he give positive reviews to Kubo, Finding Dory, and Zootopia?

Then again, if I'm being pedantic, I guess I'd call them "family movies," but whatever.

Darth_Payn:
Marter, just admit it: you don't like kids movies.

I have two "kids movies" in my top 10 of this year so far, but sure, let's go with that. XD

(It has nothing to do with most "kids movies" being given minimal effort because their target audience isn't discerning enough to know the difference or anything.)

Marter:

Darth_Payn:
Marter, just admit it: you don't like kids movies.

I have two "kids movies" in my top 10 of this year so far, but sure, let's go with that. XD

(It has nothing to do with most "kids movies" being given minimal effort because their target audience isn't discerning enough to know the difference or anything.)

Don't sell kids too short, they can be more intelligent than people typically give them credit for. Also, who in their right mind would want to watch an "intelligent" kids movie when you need things like swearing, gore, sex, and/or long drawn out sequences of nothing important in any way to have an "intelligent" movie?

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Marter:

Darth_Payn:
Marter, just admit it: you don't like kids movies.

I have two "kids movies" in my top 10 of this year so far, but sure, let's go with that. XD

(It has nothing to do with most "kids movies" being given minimal effort because their target audience isn't discerning enough to know the difference or anything.)

Don't sell kids too short, they can be more intelligent than people typically give them credit for. Also, who in their right mind would want to watch an "intelligent" kids movie when you need things like swearing, gore, sex, and/or long drawn out sequences of nothing important in any way to have an "intelligent" movie?

I think he was being sarcastic. Alot of kids movies treat kids as incapable of thought, even though children are by design constantly learning entirely new ideas and concepts from scratch, unlike many adults.

I had a feeling this would suck ass

From the screenshots, I got a sense of Rob Shneider oozing from the pores. Or that family guy dude who loves to repeat jokes incessantly until you get the inescapable urge to pull your own eyeballs out and shove them up his arse. (Predictive text tried changing that to "alley" which is kinda cute, but fuck you, predictive oppression! I have control!!)

 

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