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1   POSTED: 21 Jan 2017 12:00

xXx - Return of Xander Cage - Still not a Porno

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is exactly what I want out of my B-grade action movies.

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2   POSTED: 21 Jan 2017 16:22

Funny story! My first foray into porn was thanks to the first xXx movie. Turns out searching just XXX into Google did not bring up Vin Diesel and explosions, as much as my naive young self anticipated back then.

It made me bring up up a whole different thing though.

 
3   POSTED: 21 Jan 2017 16:44

Huh! Well, that was unexpected. Good to know. Maybe I'll catch it some time there's a cheap matinee and my mind needs to stop cranking for a while.

 
4   POSTED: 21 Jan 2017 19:50

Wait, you're trying to tell me that "Xander Cage" is not a pornstar name?

 
5   POSTED: 21 Jan 2017 23:44

How many Xanders could Xander Cage cage if Xander Cage could cage Xanders?

 
6   POSTED: 23 Jan 2017 11:47

BuildsLegos:
How many Xanders could Xander Cage cage if Xander Cage could cage Xanders?

Sounds like BDSM gay porn to me.

 
7   POSTED: 23 Jan 2017 14:16

This film sucked. It is a mystery how someone can give it a 3/5 rating.
You would have to be drunk, high and brain dead to find it entertaining.

 
8   POSTED: 24 Jan 2017 12:27

This movie was REALLY bad. Don't waste your time on it.

 
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