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Marter	1 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 12:00
	Barbie - Video Game Hero - How Clever! Barbie: Video Game Hero is so clever that it might even be impossible to dislike! Read Full Article

Cold Shiny	2 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 12:43
	I would never claim to be a very perceptive person, but I'm sensing some sarcasm emanating from this reviewer.

tippy2k2	3 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 12:54
	Cold Shiny: I would never claim to be a very perceptive person, but I'm sensing some sarcasm emanating from this reviewer. How clever! :D OT: And they say that critics are not in touch with the common man!

Saelune	4 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:13
	Welp, Marter broke, and no tech team to fix him. I sad :(

sageoftruth	5 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:21
	I guess "How Clever" works if used as a somewhat patronizing bit of praise for something expected to be as bland and plastic as actual Barbie doll.

09philj	6 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:22
	Marter.exe has encountered a problem.

Cap'nPipsqueak	7 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:40
	09philj: Marter.exe has encountered a problem. No. No it hasn't.

Neurotic Void Melody	8 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:48
	Please...Please let the DVD box blurb put a "How clever!" quote on the front accompanied by the "unratable" rating underneath, which isn't even a word! Only clever people use unreal words! I demand a worldwide social experiment testing the boundaries of Poe's law...For the records!! This film seems ripe for a videogame cash-in. Surely they wouldn't waste this opportunity?

The Enquirer	9 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 13:51
	Huh, sarcasm? How clever! I smell an ongoing joke coming on.

Pyrian	10 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 14:13
	Well, great. Now I'm curious. >:( Actually my daughter watched some Barbie reality-show spoof show on YouTube and it was pretty funny.

LTenhet	11 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 17:39
	Saelune: Welp, Marter broke, and no tech team to fix him. I sad :( Have you tried turning it off and on again

Saelune	12 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 17:45
	LTenhet: Saelune: Welp, Marter broke, and no tech team to fix him. I sad :( Have you tried turning it off and on again

hentropy	13 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 18:55
	So is Barbie having a pink streak in her hair canon now? Because I always thought the series needed more pink.

Tanis	14 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 20:39
	I take it this one of those 'alternative reviews'?

008Zulu	15 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 21:01
	Usually when a movie is rated "unratable", it means that there is an excessive amount of profanity, nudity and violence. If this movie has all of these, give absolutely no reply.

Marter	16 POSTED: 29 Jan 2017 22:52
	008Zulu: Usually when a movie is rated "unratable", it means that there is an excessive amount of profanity, nudity and violence. If this movie has all of these, give absolutely no reply. I think that's "unrated," not "unratable."

Igor-Rowan	17 POSTED: 30 Jan 2017 08:48
	Let's see. January check. After Resident Evil movie check. A Barbie movie check. Hopes down after Kubo and the Two Strings failed miserably at box office check Guys, I think we might have lost Marter's sanity for good.

CaitSeith	18 POSTED: 30 Jan 2017 11:43
	Ok, can someone tell me if he was serious or not? My sarcasm detector blew up at the first paragraph and now I can't tell...

Scarim Coral	19 POSTED: 30 Jan 2017 12:11
	Slow day in the movie release eh?

MetalheroDamien	20 POSTED: 30 Jan 2017 14:27
	Pyrian: Well, great. Now I'm curious. >:( Actually my daughter watched some Barbie reality-show spoof show on YouTube and it was pretty funny. Life in the Dream House is amazing, and more people should see it.

RJ 17	21 POSTED: 31 Jan 2017 13:30
	"Unratable." HA! So does that make it worse than Mall Cop 2? Norm of the North? Monster Truck? :^)

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