Russian Porn Star Not Actually Selling WoW Gold With Her Boobs

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Whoever thought of that deserves an award. It is a genuine brilliant idea.

ThaBenMan:
Ok, Escapist, I have a proposal:

I am willing to have an advertisement for the Escapist tattoo'd on my substantial man-boobs - "escapistmagazine.com" on one moob, and "we have issues" on the other. I'll do it for a low $100,000. Great deal, huh?

On a more serious note, this is one of the craziest things I've heard about. Actually doing it is one thing, but being paid $500,000? Crazy.

I'd love to hear her say something like "In Soviet Russia, boobs tattoo you!"

...you might get paid NOT to do it. Good plan :-P
And that's a bit creepy. Using skin as a billboard is not something I feel positive about.

Erana:
Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

I think the gamer who's only into yaoi to the exclusion of anything with tits would be a bit on the rare side.

That will certainly be an interesting tattoo to explain to her kids one day.

that's ingenius. but stupid, at the same time.

BlueInkAlchemist:

Erana:
Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

I think the gamer who's only into yaoi to the exclusion of anything with tits would be a bit on the rare side.

Erm... Well, there's a lot of gay porn out there...?
And I don't like any porn...

bue519:

rekabdarb:

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

sad face =( i don't do shit like that but still sad face. but yeah

I just think its hard to imagine the brainstorming session that came up with this idea. Hmmmm how can we reach more WoW subscribers? Boooobs!

well they were probably watching porn at the meeting

lukey94:
damn cant find her website anywhere....

good idea I guess

dude it's fake

Hamster at Dawn:
This is funny as hell but does anyone really want to watch porn when there are adverts all over her tits?

I must ask, if this wasn't so male-directed, what would you think of it? Like on a guy... Somewhere.

Meh, we've been using sex to advertise for decades now, had to happen sooner or later.

rekabdarb:

yeah their not really frowned upon... just people don't USUALLY spend real money to buy fake gold (although 80% of my guild has)

Every WoW player I've talked with, with the exception of an actual gold farmer and now you, hate gold farmers. But, it might just be my personal experience. I'm not a hugely active member of the community.

J.E.T.:
I agree whole heartedly. [Old Republic's gonna be sweet].

Hell mutherfuckin' yes it's going to be sweet! We need to get an Escapist group on there.

Futurama's vision of having ads in your dreams just got a little closer to reality.

Apparently it wasn't only good advertising for the site, but for her as well, seeing as it got her featured in the escapist news, if nothing else. I imagine she'll have a hard time finding work for the next two years, though. Not exactly the sexiest tattoo.

Easykill:

Hamster at Dawn:
This is funny as hell but does anyone really want to watch porn when there are adverts all over her tits?

I must ask, if this wasn't so male-directed, what would you think of it? Like on a guy... Somewhere.

It's equally, if not more stupid to have a tattoo on your junk. I don't think it would work too well either.

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

Yeah, because only people who play WoW watch porn...

No but seriously, every single WoW player i know (including myself), hate goldfarmers, we report them as soon as we see a bot running around (and if its on the opposite site, we farm them for free honor points).

So this will be ignored by most WoW players (atleast me and the ones i know), and hopefully the rest.

Oh, and GG ruining a good pair of boobs fucking goldfarmers!, who the hell wants to so www.********.com on the boobs :S, why ruin one of gods most precious and beautiful creations!?

Fronken:

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

Yeah, because only people who play WoW watch porn...

No but seriously, every single WoW player i know (including myself), hate goldfarmers, we report them as soon as we see a bot running around (and if its on the opposite site, we farm them for free honor points).

So this will be ignored by most WoW players (atleast me and the ones i know), and hopefully the rest.

Oh, and GG ruining a good pair of boobs fucking goldfarmers!, who the hell wants to so www.********.com on the boobs :S, why ruin one of gods most precious and beautiful creations!?

I don't think you got the joke ;(

bue519:

Fronken:

bue519:
I think this says more about the people play Wow than her.

Yeah, because only people who play WoW watch porn...

No but seriously, every single WoW player i know (including myself), hate goldfarmers, we report them as soon as we see a bot running around (and if its on the opposite site, we farm them for free honor points).

So this will be ignored by most WoW players (atleast me and the ones i know), and hopefully the rest.

Oh, and GG ruining a good pair of boobs fucking goldfarmers!, who the hell wants to so www.********.com on the boobs :S, why ruin one of gods most precious and beautiful creations!?

I don't think you got the joke ;(

Probably not, im tired :/

This is only a first in regard to WHERE it is advertised on the body. In a previous ad campaign, a man had an advertisement of a company tattooed on his forehead. It was controversial at the time, but the man made oodles of money.

The fact remains this will only work and be popular so long as only ONE or TWO people do this!

Once you have half the porn stars with website advertisements, the tattoos will be nothing more noticeable than the billboards along the freeway, and no less annoying that a gnat caught in your eyelash.

Whoever thought of this may have a large Url- stamped cookie.

Genius.

No other word for it.

You'd think with something as unattractive as a website URL tattooed on her breasts, she probably wouldn't get as much work as she usually does. But hey, it's not my $500K.

Daveman:
AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.

Best reply in this thread.

So let me get this straight; we have game trailers that advertise little of the actual game, movie trailers that reveal potentially important plot twists much too casually, and now pornstar boobs in lieu of billboards for MMO gamers, who are all male, all shut-ins, and all perverts, without exception.

Wow. Just, wow.

I bet she doesnt even know that buying gold is frowned upon by the WoW community, infact ive made a vow to pray that all gold buyers go straight to hell.

hell, thats an easy way for her to earn more than what most people make in 15 years :P

paypuh:
You'd think with something as unattractive as a website URL tattooed on her breasts, she probably wouldn't get as much work as she usually does. But hey, it's not my $500K.

Daveman:
AWESOME. If I had a girlfriend I'd make her do that.

Funny how the last part of that sentence explains the first part.

Best reply in this thread.

Dude! She's hot! A url wouldn't put me off.

Thank you kindly.

edit: Damn, this was my 666th post and I realised too late! ffs!

Brotherofwill:
Futurama's vision of having ads in your dreams just got a little closer to reality.

epic win.

both the quote and the willingness of wow salesmen to shell out cash. Then again...

WoW salesman: Anna, we need to be sure you will get work in this industry, can you prove that you will get a lot of jobs?

Anna's reply: (let your imagination do the rest)

:P

rosac

steeltrain:

Erana:
Right, all gamers are into porn featuring chicks.

35. Every girl on the planet is bi

According to the uncyclopedia.com porn page they are.

;)

I have a brain tumor that causes me to have no libido.
I wonder what will happen when I get rid of it...
*hides under bed*

Er... that's an interesting advertisement plan I guess, but I could care less. WoW is rather dull to me, as are most MMOs.

So... anybody got a link to where I can see this advertising in action?

Hamster at Dawn:

Easykill:

Hamster at Dawn:
This is funny as hell but does anyone really want to watch porn when there are adverts all over her tits?

I must ask, if this wasn't so male-directed, what would you think of it? Like on a guy... Somewhere.

It's equally, if not more stupid to have a tattoo on your junk. I don't think it would work too well either.

I think it would be awesome:

When idle, it reads "team"
When extended, it reads "http://www.escapistmagazine.com"

True, depending on the person not many people might see it and even if, the rapid movement might prevent clear reading, BUT it's one hell of an idea :P

This has been done before, but in an even worse place......

http://facetattoo.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/golden_palace_girl_face_tattoo.jpg

Why???

CantFaketheFunk:
Russian Porn Star Sells WoW Gold With Her BoobsA shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye)

(The Examiner)

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OMG you watch porn no way!
This seems like the stupidest most surreal thing Ive heard in a while. This just screams take advantage of WoW players 13 year old libidos because they will never ever get laid.... ever.

That is possibly the most ingenious marketing ploy for the male audience that I have ever heard. I can see more of this sort of thing happening in the future - I'll be on the look out...

I'm really not surprised. You get payed to have sex with people (Some pay well, some just ok), then some jackasses show up and offer you a half a million bucks just to get a tattoo. Most porn actresses work for way longer than the time she has to keep the tats. From a business standpoint, she's made a good decision.

Sex sells.

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