Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

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Ad of the Week: Protect Your Chicken From Dokken

The dull, gray Norton Internet Security package isn't likely to generate too much excitement in anyone these days, but toss Dokken and some uncooked poultry into the mix and suddenly you've got one of the best advertisements to come along since the Night Elf Mohawk.

You probably don't use Norton Internet Security and you probably don't listen to Dokken. But that's okay, because if Norton is a chicken and Dokken is a computer virus, then it's not really relevant. The important thing to remember is this: Dokken does not like chicken and will blow up your computer if you're not careful.

That may not actually be the point, but that doesn't matter either. What matters is that these three ads for Norton Internet Security 2010 are rockin' with Dokken! And chicken. Would you like to allow Dokken to have its way with your chicken?

Source: Blabbermouth.net

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This is advertising done right.

That was quite an abstract way of saying protect yourself with Norton. I like it.

Doesn't change the fact that Norton is pretty mediocre for an anti virus program though.

The 3 adverts were funny I liked the last one best

Did.... did they just pelvic thrust the chicken to its death? I'm so very confused but oddly content.

...That goes in my list of Top 5 ads ever.

...Wow, genius. I'm not sure I'm getting Norton, but I do now fear Dokken's pelvic thrust.

Wow...that was just incredible...that just made my day.

Best ad ever.

Move aside Falcon Punch.

Its time for

PEEEEEEELVIC THRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSST!

But who is going to protect my Hot Dogs from Judas Priest?

Holy crap, Dokken! =D I love them! Especially their title track for the soundtrack of Nightmare on Elm Street 3; DREAM WARRIORS!

I have to say, if we could get away with playing these videos at work I would be a very happy person...

So you are saying that Dokken can blow up my HD by thrusting at it... Dude. Fuck that, Dokken is the new Jesus! Such awesome wang powers deserve their own religion.
I am still not going to get nortons through. Nortons can fry your hard drive as well just without the cool wangness.

I would still never buy Norton, but I would certainly remember that ad if I was so inclined to be standing in an aisle looking to buy some anti-virus software.

Khell_Sennet:
But who is going to protect my Hot Dogs from Judas Priest?

AVG.

And that's one of the best ads ever.

Khell_Sennet:
But who is going to protect my Hot Dogs from Judas Priest?

McAfee.

What? It's pretty good.

Edit: Never mind. Someone beat me to the punch.

That's fucking hilarious. They pelvic thrust the chicken into nonexistance.

Dokken just gained about 30 metal points.

Let's just be thankful that the particularly virus is not GWAR. Although...

It seems like more ads are taking the Adult Swim view to advertising and just doing something cool that happens to include their product.

The Time Warner ad that looks like a AS Bump, but with purple for the background is the most obvious one. I like it, though.

Who would have though Anti-Virus ads could be fun?

Ryokugax:
Holy crap, Dokken! =D I love them! Especially their title track for the soundtrack of Nightmare on Elm Street 3; DREAM WARRIORS!

Lol I derailed a threaad a few weeks back talkin about that exact subject lol

Just plain silly. I now love this commercial/ad.

Awesome, but I am a little freaked out as when it showed those buttons on the screen I tried to press one, and IT WORKED that freaked me out for a second. Maybe it's because I just came home from work, and I am drinking a beer thus making me more suseptable to freaking out.

i like the third link and this one the best
PELVIC THRUST!
SWITCHBLADE!

That has got to be one of THE greatest adverts I've ever seen. Not a fan of Norton...but I would love to meet the Norton marketing department and shake each one of them by the hand

This delivers. Pure unadulterated W.I.N.

Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

Nimbus:
This is advertising done right.

I love public relations. (PR)

Jimmy_shredshot:
Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

Avernus:

Jimmy_shredshot:
Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

oh dear god! What do we do?

One of the best ads I've seen to date.

The third one is the best. Every chicken should carry a switchblade in case of 80s metal bands.

Jimmy_shredshot:

Avernus:

Jimmy_shredshot:
Woah...

Edit: "Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it." lol

The entire script is just begging to be the next Internet Meme... it will be.

oh dear god! What do we do?

I Dokken your Chicken is what I do. What you do is either get fried, telekinisis crotch flamed, or pull out a switchblade... your choice sonny... your choice. Muahahhahah!

On a completely different note, I'll never be able to boot up Fallout 3 and not think of this commercial now. The music is just way too similar... awesome.

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