Jack Thompson Threatens a Comeback

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Persistent. Like a bad case of cancer.

No, that's not true. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!

What a character.

I can imagine a Jack trailer...

"You thought it was over
You thought he gave up
you were wrong
*Explosion*
Coming soon, Jack's back, to take on something he doesn't fully understand in...

ATTACK OF THE IGNORANT PRICKS!"

Wait, WHAT?!
I mean, I'm all for loopholes, but come on!
Crap.
I was so sure that we were done hearing about him...
But at least I get to use this at last:
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge covered brownies!

If we lived in a sane world any fucking court would say his points have no merit what so ever.

GTA is not made for kids.

Were are you Capt. Obvious when we need you?

Seriously, Jack needs a padded cell and lots of love. Lots and lots of love.

Oh Jack, I wish I knew how to quit you. Your antics bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. Don't ever stop being you, you batshit crazy old man.

Fniff:

Catkid906:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My precious future releases! HIDE! Before he see's you! Especially you Assassins Creed 2! He might misinterpret you!

Imagine if gamers became like the Jews in the Holocaust because of Jack?

Quick! Hide the games! You can hide in the basement!

If this was the case, then Jack would eventually loose.

He does more damage than the games he hates.

He makes me more violent than the games he hates.

Magnatek:

quack35:
Welcome back, Jack. We missed you so much.

*The following is to be said in a creepy monotone.*

Yes, Mr. Thompson. We've been waiting for you...

OT: He better not mess with any games that I want.

"Can you feel it, Mr. Thompson? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your attempted censorship that taught me the purpose of all censorship campaigns. The purpose of censorship campaigns is to end in failure."

DanielPowell33:

Fniff:

Catkid906:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

My precious future releases! HIDE! Before he see's you! Especially you Assassins Creed 2! He might misinterpret you!

Imagine if gamers became like the Jews in the Holocaust because of Jack?

Quick! Hide the games! You can hide in the basement!

If this was the case, then Jack would eventually loose.

No,he wouldn't. How long before Germany and Australia's trends become worse?

I'm shocked to hear that he can actually practice law.

Jack, you're a moron and you always will be.

I think at this point he just enjoys being the target of ire.

I hope he wins. I really, really hope he wins.

dekuben:
I hope he wins. I really, really hope he wins.

So do I. He was fun.

Love how he boast about just costing Take 2 money... yeah, such a crusade which amounts to little more than "lets just be a dick"

Jack Thompson: the Ultimate troll.

Now the circle is complete, he fights his ban, but the mods (judges) ain't gonna take his shit any more.

Say. Thompson should troll GT forums, he'll find a happy home there. I wonder what inflammatory sig (signature) he might use?

After watching his interview thingy on ScrewAttack.com, I don't really hate Jack Thompson as much as I used to.

My God how many times does the Florida legal system have to play whack-a-mole with this guy

iggyus:
It seems I'll have to take out my crossbow again

You have my sword.

image

Edit: Hell yeah 100th post.

Okay, i've got an armory in the back of the hummer and im heading down to Florida, anyone want to be picked up your welcome to.

O.T. OI, what did we ever do to him. Why must he take away my happiness *cries and dies in corner*

If he wasn't a complete moron he would just take the bar exam in another state... but of course he is a complete moron.

Neonbob:
Wait, WHAT?!
I mean, I'm all for loopholes, but come on!
Crap.
I was so sure that we were done hearing about him...
But at least I get to use this at last:
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdge covered brownies!

You need to change your avatar from Nuke The Whales to Nuke the Jacks, keep it the same except switch the whales with Jacks and change the text, i think that would be appropriate.

j0z:
There is only one thing to do:

Hopefully he is just spouting steam.
I hope.

This.

A liberal dose of smiting will certainly improve the matter

Oh dear god, everyone get out the torches, we're going to have an old fashioned murder bent angry mob

Yaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!! *Readies internet punchbag gloves*

October First? That's my birthday! Jacko can't do this to me!

This made me think of an old song.

"GO home Jack, and don't come back, no more no more no more no more!"

disbarment failed, dismemberment won't

Captain Blackout:
Seriously, Jack needs a padded cell and lots of love. Lots and lots of love.

When you say love do you really mean nerve gas?

Fniff:
You can hide in the basement!

isn't that the most obvious place to look?

TheTygerfire:
This guy lost all credibility when he went after Bully without actually looking at the game. Yeah, my deadly POTATO GUN is really just like Columbine...

Bully was actually a good guy story coonsidering you better the school.

Considering most teenage guys with a console have 1 violent game means we all should be killing each other in his theory

Ah uncle Jacky, its good to see they let you out of Arkham on a technicality! Yes you can resume your position as that half-crazed uncle who sits in the corner of our family gatherings and occasionally craps his pants when he spews forth incoherent babel.

Welcome back Jacky, the world just wasn't the same without you :)

Wait, they recalled all copies of Vice City worldwide? What the hell was I playing?

Welcome back, Jack. Who knows; were you Australian you would have already annihilated our gaming market.

Oh thats good I needed the laugh. What a sad little person with delusions of being an agent of change. He just dosen't seem to understand the world LOLs hardest at the retards that scream the loudest.
And thats all he ever did, finger pointing and guteral retard noises. The noises that make us all think "aww, look it took off its helmet, pealed its toung from the window and is trying to act like a real boy."

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