Japanese Erotic Game Screenshots Are Not So Erotic

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Japanese Erotic Game Screenshots Are Not So Erotic

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Erotic games are meant to titillate and excite, but these screenshots bestow the exact opposite reaction.

The Japanese love their girlfriend simulators, but some of them are nothing more than animated manga. Real Girlfriend, as its name implies, was supposed to offer a much more realistic experience. These screenshots, however, show that when your PC is on the fritz, the realism makes it all the more freaky. Seriously, the woman pictured is not attractive, unless you have a predilection towards kabuki actresses on meth.

Then there are the other shots, which look like a scene out of CSI: Twilight Zone. I didn't know bra-covered breasts floating above a pool of melted flesh would be so gross. Huh, I learned something today.

If you do not want to be utterly disgusted, please do not go to this gallery.

Note: These images are pretty safe for work. That is, if you have a scalpel handy to lobotomize the memory of ever having seen them from your brain.

Source: Destructoid

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That wasn' that bad.

Her...face...

Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

hm and real girlfriends only get that scary once a month...

Heh. That's awesome.

unless you have a predilection towards kabuki actresses on meth.

That's certainly one of the more obscure fetishes out there.

God that face is just.... disturbingly scary.

Make it go away!

CantFaketheFunk:
I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

OH IT'S ON!

OP: That is weird, I always hated when games do that, it creeps me out, G-mod is very bad for that.

CantFaketheFunk:
I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

Haha, the funny thing is I knew that about you before I even worked here. :)

You think with the cash most perverts have they could get better 3d models.

If the face wasn't so weird, that last one would be pretty cool. It's like she's getting teleported or something. :D

CantFaketheFunk:
I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

Didn't he also post something about a videogame boob museum? There's a fine line between field research and.. I shan't divulge.

He might be reading too much into this. XD

Made me think of the Spitter from L4D2. Don't know why.

I just threw up a little...

YIKES!

I'm being harassed by a troubadour mask! (That is what you call the image of the sad mask/happy mask in theatre, isn't it?)

"Is this a Porn Game I see before me?"

Hello there, Uncanny Valley.

Although some of those screenshots were something else entirely: video card rendering problems.

My laptop is almost seven years old now and I've never had any trouble with an illusion game displaying on full graphics. No idea how this guy (or girl) got the images so screwed up.

Real Girlfriend, huh? I might have to check that out.

CantFaketheFunk:
I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

Oh, give him a bone John, it's still highly amusing, in a sick sort of way.

man, this shit is hot/

seriously, whats wrong with the girlfriend?

Is greg tito some kinda porn game reviewer?

All I've seen of his posts are this porn game, AND a boob gallery in gaming.

Damn I'm envious of your job Greg...

W...........T...........F
that scares me more than turns me on. must be creators pet project.

AHHHG MY EYES!

I can't tell if it's the wonky computer or what, but are her breasts supposed to sag that much? Or is that just what the guys are into these days? If so, they could just grow their own saggy man boobs.

*curls into ball*
Warm Happy Place, Warm Happy Place...

Creepy stuff

That first image makes her look like she has bad scoliosis.

Worse than guro, suprisingly. Perhaps too many rule 34 bait and switches.

Holy uncanny valley!
that is just plain creepy... looks like she got sour cream smeared very smoothly over her face so that her face would be paler than the rest of her.

Weird-ass face is weird.

Well, that was certainly more effective then a cold shower.

its kinda like masturbating to michael myers well for half of em

I thought the pictures that had her all distorted were hilarious.

Greg Tito:

CantFaketheFunk:
I'm ashamed of you, Greg.

EVERYONE knows that news posts about Japanese porn games are my turf.

Haha, the funny thing is I knew that about you before I even worked here. :)

Uh, is there any particular reason this article is filed under "greg tito" and nothing else?

Aaaaagggghhh!!! Why didn't we just keep nuking that fucking country until it sank into the ocean!?

WHYYY?!

Greg Tito:
CSI: Twilight Zone.

Damn... now I want to watch that.

EDIT: Those pictures are awesome! They're like 3D dadaist art!

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