Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie

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Caligula Director To Make 3D Porn Movie

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The director of the infamous 1979 film, Caligula, announced plans to make a 3D pornographic film, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Caligula tells the story of that Roman emperor Gaius Caesar Germanicus and depicts pagan Rome with explicit violence and sex that scandalized audiences at the time. The Italian erotic film director, Tinto Brass, reportedly clashed with producer Bob Guccione, the publisher of Penthouse, on the inclusion of some of the raunchier sex scenes. For many critics, the film was horridly cruel and needlessly shocking, and is only remembered for performances from Malcolm McDowell, John Gielgud and Helen Mirren. That, and the tits.

But according to the Hollywood Reporter, Brass has found financing to make a 3D film and "revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans." This suggests that the planned 3D film is a remake of Caligula. The success of Avatar means that the time is right for the world's first 3D erotic film, said Brass, 76.

The film will be the first 3D film shot in Italy and begins shooting in May or June of 2010.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

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intresting. ho... ho... hoo..... XD

One thing more uncomfortable than watching erotic film at the cinema would be having giant body parts leaping out from the screen towards me.

That's creepy. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the fall of civilisation.

This won't end well.

Someone will get hurt. I can tell.

I could cry.

This is how quick it turns around?

Two certainties about technology; everything made will have military and masturbatory applications available.

Technically there was a 3D movie in the 1970s I believe. I don't know the name, but obviously it had only a limited amount of 3D not like the new 3D films.

Oh god, that Caligula film is Dire, even as a pornographic film (I haven't seen it by the way, I'm just going by reviews) so this will probably be very boring.

Oh my. This won't end welly.

The Flaw: People don't like paying for porn in the internet age.

...

How is this guy still allowed to make movies?

he made a movie about Cesar, then made a porn. is there really that much of a differences?

3D porno? Yuck. Almost as bad as High def porn (really, do we need to see every pube, pore and crease in crystal clarity?)

Hahaha, I love how he makes the jump from 3D sci-fi to 3D porn. The guy's probably thinking: "Hey all these nerds already seem to get a great 3D stiffy, maybe they can put it to good use, too."

I'm one of by my count six people who actually rather likes the original Caligula. It has a certain bad movie charm, but there is a relatively good epic buried in there somewhere if you go in with the right mindset. Namely, it's not a porn but an epic WITH some porn.

I'm actually rather intrigued by this. If it is a straight up remake, but without the meddling of certain people, could it actually be Caligula as originally intended?

Just imagine the jiggling =o

Cinemas will have to invest in wipe-down seats if they decide to show it.

I would dig that..

err.... the whole idea of sitting in a cinema watching porn... oh my god that squick factor. I already feel dirty popping half a boner watching a nude scene in a cinema.

*sighs* and the fall of western civilization is nigh...

Oh my, I've watched the uncut original version. And now they're going fro a remake in 3D?

This could give a whole new, and thouroghly icky meaning to the term "it's like it's coming right at me".
......That said I kinda liked Caligula,but then I like pretty much anything with Malcolm McDowell in it.

This can only end one of three ways:

1) They create a porno with horrible 3D that physically hurts to watch.

2) They create a porno with mediocre 3D, defeating the purpose of using 3D technology altogether.

3) They create a porno with excellent 3D that makes you feel very creepy and depraved for watching two people have sex, two people who seem to be right there with you.

I'm positively horrified by the idea of seeing a humongous boob (or any human body part) jump out of the screen

crimsonshrouds:
*sighs* and the fall of western civilization is nigh...

Took you that long to figure it out?

Motherfucker was definitely messed up in the head. Impregnated his sister, cut the child out of her, thought the child was the incarnation of Zeus, elected his horse senator...

Well, isn't that 3D technology put to good use.

I...uh...go Italy?

There was already a full 3d porno film made.
its called "the princess has come of age" sorry dude your a little late.
Not that I have seen it, I heard it from a friend...of a friend...

dont judge me!

Sevre90210:
That's creepy. I have to say I'm not looking forward to the fall of civilisation.

Hah!

Agreed

3D... Porn...

Remember that thread about aliens? Remember how half the posts were about them killing us because we fail so much? This movie, combined with /b/, ED, and general stupidity, are going to be the Four Horsemen of the Alien Apocalypse.

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FUCK YEAH!! this is whats living in the future is all about, 3d porn!

just imagine having male reproductive organs slapping you across the face

Alt Film Guide:
The "abandoned project" in question is Caligula (1979), which he co-directed with Gore Vidal and Bob Guccione, who later recut much of the film and added several sexually explicit scenes. (Brass' films are more family-friendly. You usually get to see only bare buttocks and rubber penises.) In the Caligula cast: Malcolm McDowell, John Gielgud, Helen Mirren, and Peter O'Toole.

The new Caligula would begin after the death of the Roman emperor's sister Drusilla. With Rome's coffers empty, Caligula comes up with a brilliant idea: the wives of the Roman senators should earn the State some much-needed cash by becoming prostitutes. But that doesn't go over all that well in the Roman Senate. As a result, a group of senators attempts a coup d'etat led by Claudius and Messalina.

"The first film discussed the orgy of power; this one will show the power of orgy," the filmmaker affirmed, calling his 3D project "a magnificent hope."

Brass added that he's all set to begin casting and jotting down the screenplay. Filming should commence in the spring.

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oh ye baby 3D FTW :O

Tbh it should be cameron who makes the first 3D porn....i bet it will make even more money than AVATAR. The most real n awesome sex scenes ever hahaah that will screw the population`s mind for real :D

OMG???? I heard someone talking about what a good idea it would be to make a 3d porn film the other day *facepalm*

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