Man Makes Awesome BioShock Sculpture With Chainsaw

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Thats awesome, in Alaska people used to carve bears with chain saws out of tree trunks, but this is far better.

Not surprised by the use of a chainsaw for carving. It's common practice because it gives smooth cuts and more control over chiseling large areas. Still undeniably awesome, though.

That was pretty good. If he had carved a little sister riding Delta's shoulder, I would've been sold 110%.

Not bad, but I think that the left arm is a little too big and the right arm with the drill is a little too small and too spread out. But other then that it looks awesome. Delta never looked so good. (Except when he is turning Splicers into swiss cheese with that big ass drill of his).

Byere:

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

I can't watch.

Yes.. and turning them into a real thing of beauty.

Yes... pretty.
Still I wonder what the obsession with Big Daddy is all about. Has anyone ever created a life-size Cyberdemon? Or Predator? Or Supermutant? Why is it always about Big Daddy?

I bet it has something to do with Freud.

Thats just awesome.
slightly off topic: am i the only one who was pissed when sander cohen wasnt in the game?

1-The only Big Daddy that runs from fire plasmids!
2-Awesome music!!!
3-The guy looks like he should just be whistling a tune and saying,"A little !CHAINSAW! here, a little !CHAINSAW! there...aaaanndd it's done! That'll be $400,000!"

Nice. If he takes a sander and some oil to that he could probably sell it for quite a lot on eBay.

I myself am still partial to the BioShock 1 diver Big Daddy design though. Just sayin'.

I'm guessing he was disappointed that the Uber Edition of Bioshock 2 did not come out. Amazing work none the less!

This is how real men fucking whittle.

Amazing. Kudos to the artist

Now that is what i call epic awesomeness. Someone's got to give this guy a Nobel chainsaw-artistry prize.

ZacOfTheZombies:
I am Jason Voorhes and I'm here to ask you a question: is a man not entitled to use a chainsaw as a precision tool in art?
NO says the man in Canada, it must be used to chopped down trees.
NO says the man in the zombie apocalypse, it must be used as the ultimate weapon.
NO says the man in Texas, it must be used to massacre.
I rejected those answers. Insteed I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose... RAPTURE!

Ravenbom:
Wood you kindly?

You guys win. Not as mind-blowingly as the guy this thread is about, but you still do.

Greyfox105:
Damn, I saw that yesterday in IRC... He seems rather scary with that outfit...
I wouldn't like to meet him if he were wearing it...
But anyway, he does have quite some talent. the end result is rather good.
Still, after seeing him make it, I feel uneasy...

It is brilliant, and I concur, he scares me.

Macksheath:

sephiroth1991:
In the million years when they dig that up they be like "What The Fuck!"

"And, Squeeg children of Rigel Kentarus, archeologists on the extinct planet of "E-arth" have found this amazing discovery, proving that the people of this ancient world were once tribal, worshipping strange figurines and compact disks..."

Dear Lord, that mans legacy is sealed.

Sorry to kill your buzz, but this work of art will have decomposed by then.
:(

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

I can't watch.

Please be joking.
Firstly, the trees were already dead (Or at least the parts he was cutting), secondly, this happens everywhere.
Seriously.
Trees get cut down.
I understand the whole "Environmental Destruction" philosophy, and agree, but this man lives in Japan and is not undertaking wild scale deforestation, just creating a sculpture.

Now is the point where you tell me you were joking, and rescue my faith in humanity.

For a small fee he is also the world's leading chainsaw dentist.

That was awesome, I'm surprised at how much detail can be achieved with a chainsaw.

I'm impressed. This man has managed to transcend the levels of awesome. Legends shall be written about him

On another note, I'm really curious as to how many chains he had to go through and overall cost of this project and most importantly: If this guy does commissions.

Straz:

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

Please be joking.
Firstly, the trees were already dead (Or at least the parts he was cutting), secondly, this happens everywhere.
Seriously.

So, what you intend to tell me is that you condone of this inhumane act of savagery? How would you like your flesh being cut up into pieces with a chainsaw? And your bloody corpse be turned into a macabre monument for an overrated videogame?

If I think about that poor tree being torn apart and the wooden chips flying everywhere... I think I'm going to be sick.

Holy fucking shit. No way. That was incredible, I didn't expect it to get that detailed. Although, you lied Funk. He uses a fucking blowtorch! WHAT!!? I couldn't help thinking, imagine if he slipped and cut it in half. Or set it on fire. How pissed would he be lol. WOW. That guy is awesome.

That's pretty damn impressive! Wonder if has made anything else?

How much for it?

hazabaza1:
This is it. We only have one choice left. Give that man an internet. Now.

Only one? I'm not sure there are enough internets for that.

The Red Dragon:
That is truly fantastic. Alot of skill to do somthing like that I bet. Kudos Jason-san!

Jason-san

now thats the most awesome name for this guy

is it his name or you just made it up??

and i´m wating for the movie to load so yeah, no idea whats in there

EDIT: just saw it, the amount of detail put into the suit is amazing, i could never do that, damn, if i tryed to do that i might end up without my arms and legs

"HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DID YOU MANAGED TO CUT YOUR OUN ARMS AND LEGS!?!?!?"

"erm... i was trying to make a big dady out of wood..."

"O.o"

Now that is awesome.
How the hell is it even possible with a chainsaw!?

JEBWrench:

hazabaza1:
This is it. We only have one choice left. Give that man an internet. Now.

Only one? I'm not sure there are enough internets for that.

Fine, fine. When he gets the first, we will make another, and another, and have an endless stream of internets delivered to his computer.

Beautiful.. yet creepy! A very talented man, i wonder how he came to realise that this was his career?

I checked his other videos, this man knows hwo to handle his wood! Big or little. Check it:

I think he likes anime..

HentMas:

The Red Dragon:
That is truly fantastic. Alot of skill to do somthing like that I bet. Kudos Jason-san!

Jason-san

now thats the most awesome name for this guy

is it his name or you just made it up??

and i´m wating for the movie to load so yeah, no idea whats in there

EDIT: just saw it, the amount of detail put into the suit is amazing, i could never do that, damn, if i tryed to do that i might end up without my arms and legs

"HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DID YOU MANAGED TO CUT YOUR OUN ARMS AND LEGS!?!?!?"

"erm... i was trying to make a big dady out of wood..."

"O.o"

That's his name, or a name he made up for himself.
It is amazing!

Tiamat666:

Straz:

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

Please be joking.
Firstly, the trees were already dead (Or at least the parts he was cutting), secondly, this happens everywhere.
Seriously.

So, what you intend to tell me is that you condone of this inhumane act of savagery? How would you like your flesh being cut up into pieces with a chainsaw? And your bloody corpse be turned into a macabre monument for an overrated videogame?

If I think about that poor tree being torn apart and the wooden chips flying everywhere... I think I'm going to be sick.

Dude...
This happens EVERYWHERE.
At the very least, don't call him a "Sick bastard"... Honestly, if you hate violence against trees, acknowledge that this man is not to blame, society is.
And I don't know about bioshock being overrated, I never played it myself.

Straz:

Tiamat666:

Straz:

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

Please be joking.
Firstly, the trees were already dead (Or at least the parts he was cutting), secondly, this happens everywhere.
Seriously.

So, what you intend to tell me is that you condone of this inhumane act of savagery? How would you like your flesh being cut up into pieces with a chainsaw? And your bloody corpse be turned into a macabre monument for an overrated videogame?

If I think about that poor tree being torn apart and the wooden chips flying everywhere... I think I'm going to be sick.

Dude...
This happens EVERYWHERE.
At the very least, don't call him a "Sick bastard"... Honestly, if you hate violence against trees, acknowledge that this man is not to blame, society is.
And I don't know about bioshock being overrated, I never played it myself.

So what if this happens everywhere and society is to blame? This man makes himself the willing pawn of society, bane of trees, destroyer of woods. If everyone started chopping the heads off other people, that doesn't make it more "right". But I see that you have twisted morals and support the merciless slaughter of innocent trees - which are living beings like you and I.
So you like art that is built upon blood and corpses. I hope you feel good about yourself.

Tiamat666:

Straz:

Tiamat666:

Straz:

Tiamat666:
Oh no! He is murdering trees! Sick bastard is taking them apart, maiming them with a chainsaw.

Please be joking.
Firstly, the trees were already dead (Or at least the parts he was cutting), secondly, this happens everywhere.
Seriously.

So, what you intend to tell me is that you condone of this inhumane act of savagery? How would you like your flesh being cut up into pieces with a chainsaw? And your bloody corpse be turned into a macabre monument for an overrated videogame?

If I think about that poor tree being torn apart and the wooden chips flying everywhere... I think I'm going to be sick.

Dude...
This happens EVERYWHERE.
At the very least, don't call him a "Sick bastard"... Honestly, if you hate violence against trees, acknowledge that this man is not to blame, society is.
And I don't know about bioshock being overrated, I never played it myself.

So what if this happens everywhere and society is to blame? This man makes himself the willing pawn of society, bane of trees, destroyer of woods. If everyone started chopping the heads off other people, that doesn't make it more "right". But I see that you have twisted morals and support the merciless slaughter of innocent trees - which are living beings like you and I.
So you like art that is built upon blood and corpses. I hope you feel good about yourself.

What do you eat?
Seriously.

Straz:

What do you eat?
Seriously.

Yo dawg. I was just pulling your leg. :)
I have dead trees all over my living room.

Tiamat666:

Straz:

What do you eat?
Seriously.

Yo dawg. I was just pulling your leg. :)
I have dead trees all over my living room.

Well trolled.
I was hoping as much anyway.
Quite convincing.

sephiroth1991:
In the million years when they dig that up they be like "What The Fuck!"

They will probably think it was one of our gods.

Seriously though good job Jason-san. Gotta love the attention to detail.

Can we just call the guy Jason? I mean, "-san" is an honorific, like "sir" or "ma'am", unless there is anew Japanese fad to permanently stick the honorifics in the actual name.
OT: Wow, that's amazing. Hmm, this makes me wonder what I'm missing that everyone worships the Big Daddies so.

Would someone kindly take a snappy snappy of me standing next to that very impressive statue (Even if it is a tad symmetrical).

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