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Batman XXX: A Surprisingly Faithful Porn Parody Do you like Batman? Do you like porn? Well golly gee whiz Batman, have we got the movie trailer for you! **Slightly NSFW Alert** After successes with This Ain't Happy Days XXX and This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, porn director Axel Braun has turned his attention to DC Comics' caped crusader. Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is his most recent film, with accompanying trailer here, set to light the world of lonely costumed men on fire. Batman XXX reportedly spared no expense in spoofing the 1960s Batman television show starring Adam West and Burt Ward, which was likely a mistake since most people are only going to download it for free anyway. It features Batman and Robin getting their bone on, along with Batgirl, the Ridder, Catwoman, and the Joker. Being the nerd that I am, I caught a phaser from Star Trek in there, which I'm planning to write a nasty letter about. And who knew Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson played four-level chess while not being fluffed? If it weren't for the guy with the junk at the beginning of the trailer, I almost wouldn't have a clue that this was the trailer for a porn movie. That and the fact that, I'm no director, but it seems cut together awfully. Maybe these are the only available scenes where someone isn't inserting a phallus into an orifice or sphincter. I will say, the part with the man staring at the red phone really has me wondering if it ever rings or not. I hope so, and then I hope someone gets f****d. The Batmobile sections are pretty damn faithful, as are the costume designs (reportedly worked on by designers from the original show), so I'm nearly flabbergasted that someone can get away with a parody this close to the original material. It's surprising that DC hasn't raised a stink at all, though it probably would have by now if it had any right. The masters of porn seem to know pretty well what they can get away with, and Batman XXX appears to be the ultimate example of that. Look for its DVD release on May 24, if you're over 18, or have a fake ID or use the internet. Via: Bleeding Cool | |
It's hilarious how faithful that looks in spite of being, you know, a porn. EDIT: For the record: that avatar of yours is hypnotic, Julian. | |
Well I'm never going to look at Bats the same way ever again... | |
Holy triple penetration Batman! | |
Let me just say it first: At least now it makes sense to have bat nipples in this movie. | |
Nothing on the internet is more enjoyable than porn directed by a person with a keen eye for detail. | |
Hmmm... Well damn, I think I'd try looking into this 'cept I can't get on the internet. Ever. Looks like I'll have to hear about this from my friends the good 'ole fashioned way. | |
Am I the only one who took this in the manner of the old joke? Either way I'm going to circulate the hell out of this trailer, especially to my friends who like the comics. | |
So... did you fax this post in or something? | |
Wait....is it sad that I recognized a few people in that? Also, hey look it has Ron Jeremy in it! Wow, he really DID fuck his way to fame! | |
Fax? Wuh? I used Morse code. | |
um.....yay? not sure if i want to watch it, watch two of favourite porn actress or be mentally scarred for life. | |
This really made my day. I can't stop laughing right now. | |
Almost makes me want to see it. | |
Ohh, so this is what Randy Spears has been up to all this time... Uh... I mean; tits, rock'n'roll, awesome. Screw it, I might take the advice of that other porn-related news story the Escapist posted recently and support the porn industry by buying this on DVD if I can find it online. I'd hate to go into a shop and buy this at the counter, though. | |
Totally agreed. I think I actually want to see it just because it is faithful. Normally I am into hentai, so this will be an unusual experience for me. I hope it's mostly sex with women. If it is mostly batman and robin, I may wind up fast forwarding through the sex and just watching it for the story. | |
Batman: "Hmmmm I forgot to wear a condom, better give her the old bat-pill." | |
Seen this before. What's even more disturbing is a "The Big Lebowski XXX" video. | |
It's not even sad how pathetic this is, just funny. | |
How did they not go with Buttman? (Maybe it's been done.... i'm scared to google it....) | |
Look, I know you mean well, and you just want to inform. But dear god man! What were you looking for when you found this? | |
There goes teh neighborhood. | |
i would watch this for the lulz, the porn is a nice bonus. I also wonder what Ron Jeremy is doing in this movie? | |
...Randy spears as the joker!? ...I may look into this but the again, this is sooooooooooo fuck up. | |
It's things like this that truly separates man from the Animals. I may check this out to... um... look for comic references. TO THE INTERNET!
Then again if I wanted to see Batman been taken roughly from behind I'd watch Batman and Robin.
There was a Left 4 Dead one a couple of years ago. EDIT: Here. (Not the porn, but the lint to the Escapist story on it)
They'd be protected under the first Amendment right to parody as evidenced in Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell (1988).It means you can make a porn of anything, and thus the Internet was born. | |
Well that's a.... | |
Who knows, he may be King Tut or Maybe the | |
that shit is bananas | |
As a fan of the original Batman show, I will defiantly be watching this. | |
Dammit! the one part of my childhood I thought was safe from porn shot to hell. Still, this looks hilarious. | |
Given the retro fetish everyone seems to have had, lately, this is probably a very good idea. | |
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Sorry but that picture is not easy on the eyes. | |
What the hell is with the content of this site suddenly, did the smut-mobile drop off a giant cash load to support this shit? Ever since that horrible series showed up (I Hit that with my Axe) there has been a turn for the worse in content. If I wanted to know about porn news there is already a place for that. Atm you look no better than Evony and you guys been trashing them tons, how far the apple fall from the tree. | |
*shoots self* | |
Am I the only one who thinks a Batman porn parody wasn't necessary after seeing this movie? | |
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