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Superman and Spider-Man Becoming Porn Stars  All of your favorite superheroes will be boning each other in the near future courtesy of Vivid Superhero. Porn director Axel Braun's specialty is remaking popular television shows and movies into productions where people bone, most recently taking on the 1960s Adam West Batman television show with Batman XXX. Due to its wild popularity, Braun is now the head of an entire porn division called Vivid Superhero, with Superman and Spider-Man next on his list. Bleeding Cool recently interviewed Braun about the intricacies of superhero porn and what we can expect from Superman XXX and Spider-Man XXX. He spared no expense in the production of Batman XXX, and isn't planning to nap on future films either. "I've cast a sky diving instructor in the role of Superman. Which means we are going to have shots where he's flying for real. He'll jump off a plane, have his arms extended in front of him ... we will have genuine shots of Superman flying." These will presumably be in addition to genuine shots of Superman boning. Superman XXX is going to be based off of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies. Braun's goal with Vivid Superhero is to remain as faithful as possible to the source material, and to treat it respectfully despite all the boning. Of Spider-Man XXX, Braun said: "I have had a perfect replica of the movie costume made. I'm basing the look and feel on the Spider-man movies, but just like Hollywood, I will be rebooting the franchise. I will have an origin story, but the main villain will be Elektro, someone not seen in the films. I will also have a love triangle between Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker." I don't think Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy ever enjoyed each other's company in the comics, but I gather it'll happen in Spider-Man XXX. Vivid Superhero would even like to bone films like Kick-Ass someday: "I'd love to do Kick-Ass! I loved it, I was at the premiere, all the way through I was thinking we could do this, we could do that. It even has 'ass' in the title." You know, I think he's right, it does have "ass" in the title. Perfect! Keep an eye on Vivid Superhero in the future for more porn starring childhood idols. Source: Bleeding Cool | |
Wait, so the shots of him flying......he'd have to have some sort of backpack (parachute) on right? I know porn films are ethically questionable but.......he'll need a parachute, lol. Also, Kickass has child superheroes, trying to make a porn film out of that..........would break a LOT of laws. | |
well... there goes my childhood. i wonder how long will i have power rangers(i lived in the us for a while when i was little) before vivid goes and bollocks that up too.... | |
As silly as the ideas are they're not as bad as the pornographic adaptation of Beavis and Butthead. | |
Wouldn't Superman rip asunder the woman he's having sex with? I could have sworn there was a
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IS NOTHING SACRED!? Of course not. Think of this, when haven't superheros been sex jokes with spidy popping sticky white substance out of his wrists, and superman's shotgun blasts? Batman's escapades with the boy wonder? Wonder Woman is a fetish all to herself, since her only weakness is being chained up by a man... There are so many it's ridiculous. | |
Re Superman: Is he faster than a speeding bullet? Re Spiderman: Will he be firing sticky webs from his hands on people? | |
The original red power ranger is already doing porn, gay porn at that. | |
Also, Kickass has child superheroes, trying to make a porn film out of that..........would break a LOT of laws. [/quote] Not in Japan :D As long as they avoid the green latern and the flash they'll be fine. Maybe. No I doubt it this is going to a bad, bad, bad place. | |
How the hell did they get the rights to the superheroes? | |
It's funny 'cause they're a porn company and you.. sorry :< | |
I guess using Shocker as a villain in Spiderman would have been too easy. | |
I bet if they attempt to touch marvel in any way shape and form Stan Lee will send the X-Men after them | |
I have a whole internet full of rule 34 that says he's late to the party. Also, as others have said, Kick-Ass stars a very underage girl. So... think things through next time, 'kay Mr. Porno? | |
*Slams head into keyboard* vbgfcccccccgtyfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgvf cgvfcvf cgvf yhutgut cdvf kmnhj mnhbj *Look up and see it's really, real. Back to keyboard bashing* gvgvffvgvfhdfcxcvghnhgf | |
I'll admit it, I've seen most of their other parody porn vids. I'd probably check out these super-hero ones too. But Kick Ass......ahhhhhh....well.....Hit Girl......I have both a hard time and an easy time seeing the character in porn. I guess Lexi Belle could play the role, she's young(ish) looking. But she certainly ain't going to be an 11 year-old. | |
Yay? :) :( ??? I honestly don't know, how to react to this. | |
Marvel and DC are probably about to bury this company in lawsuits. This should be entertaining. | |
OT, so the porn parody gets a guy actually flying and the movie gets some lame CGI. The state we're in.
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. Not a joke, that's the title of the article you're thinking of. | |
You can thank Larry Flynt for that. He won a case back in the late 80s pretty much making anything in the public eye available for parody, which the category of porn superheros happens to fit. | |
Ah thank you. Apparently he wasn't a scientist but a fictional writer. Can't imagine how I got that mixed up. | |
There was a Beavis & Butthead Porn?? When? How? Where!? | |
Kill him. Kill him with fire. | |
i think so long as the director isnt just going for porn stars doing what they do best to make money, but actually doing a faithful parody almost as an homage to original source material, go for it. ill watch it. several times. Quick BTW, Kimberley Kane of I Hit It With My Axe series is starring in the batman one.... <.< | |
I only knew it existed thanks to Cinema Snob..and now i really wish i hadn't. IT'S THAT BAD!!! | |
He can wait! Actually, no, he probably can't. | |
Haven't they always been doing this? | |
Spider man XXX: Bad girls watch out or you'll end up in his web..... OF LOVE! I wonder if pornos still have those horrible scripts? | |
Oh heck yes, there are few sources porn won't co-opt, even when the result is horrifying and makes you question the sanity of everyone involved - superhero porn is nothing new. I think the difference is this particular director has a disproportionate focus on "authenticity". I have to say, I don't really know if that makes it better or much much worse, but I certainly find Tom's articles about these "films" to be rather amusing at least. | |
Thank God I'm not the only one that realized Kick-Ass would be a very bad idea to convert into a porn. Not that defiling Batman or Superman is but at least that wouldn't involve child pornography. | |
How do I shot web? | |
Well, at least X-men isn't on his list, right? ... Right? | |
nhjjnumhunmjnmhjhnmjghnhjugftrgftr!!! Translation: This was also my response! OT: This will become a black mark on the comic book industry, I can guarantee it. As if deviant art wasn't bad enough. | |
I think I'm going to be sick. Does Marvel & DC have nothing to say about this? | |
I can't help but think of Orgazmo and the alleged "super hero porn craze" the movie within the movie started. I also can't help but wonder if "Vivid Super Hero" will actually contact Trey to make an actual XXX rated "Orgazmo" movie. :P At any rate, we'll see what happens. This is one of those things I never thought would happen to begin with. | |
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