Japanese Porn Indicates 3D Television Success

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Japanese Porn Indicates 3D Television Success

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Industry analysts believe that porn is going to be one of the main reasons consumers will want a 3D television.

Over the years, porn has proven itself as a business that can be key to the success of various formats and platforms. Take a look at the internet if you don't believe me. On second thought, just take my word for it. Anyway, with 3D supposedly the next big thing in television and home movies, analysts have predicted 3D porn to be a major factor in Japanese 3D television purchases.

Japan's very first 3D DVD home release isn't going to be Avatar or the family-wholesome Happy Feet. Instead, it'll be, you guessed it, porn. Top adult film actresses Mika Kayama and Yuma Asami will star in 3D X Mika Kayama and 3D X Yuma Asami respectively, both set for release in June to coincide with the release of Sony's 3D Bravia televisions.

Japanese analyst Yuji Fujimori believes: "Adult videos will likely be an incentive for consumers to buy a 3D TV. It's worth paying attention to the move because it's lack of content that's hindering expansion." Porn sales amounted to $1.2 billion in Japan last year, representing 30 percent of Japan's home video market.

33 year old Satoshi Miyazaki, who spends about $21 a month on porn, says: "I want to try it out. I need something dramatic to justify replacing my TV. This could be the motivation." If this guy is only doling out a Jackson per month to watch naked people perform adult acts, and even he wants a 3D television, I would guess that the porn-obsessed already have them pre-ordered.

3D televisions will be coming to the U.S. later this summer, and you better believe that 3D porn is already planned for release here as well. With porn always whispered about as partially responsible for the success of DVD, Blu-ray, and even portable streaming devices like the iPad, it's certainly in the realm of possibility that it'll help the audience for 3D grow too. The situation doesn't seem quite the same, as it's much easier to drop a few hundred dollars on a new Blu-ray player than a humongous television, but I know some people really like their porn.

Source: Business Week via CVG

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Honestly though, not really worth the obscene amount of money these things cost.

Porn is in fact not my driving determination when picking up appliances. (just a bonus >_>)

Like that fridge with the built in T.V...

I honestly cant see anyone whose watching porn thinking

"Hmm, yeah this is pretty good, but her tits Could be in 3-D, Wheres the Immmersion!!!!"

If i may say this... DUH!

If they are just now figuring this out, they have been sitting on there asses.

Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.

Oh Japan, and Humanity.

Got to hand it to them: that's a pretty effective way to spearhead getting the technology in the heads of the average libido-possessing idiot.

Perhaps they should sell it along with a roll of plastic wrap demagnetized not to stick to the screen.

The combination of modern porn's extreme close-up camera shots, HD film quality, and 3D televisions is almost too horrific to contemplate.

Almost too horrific.

Well, maybe it would be alright to contemplate it for a few minutes.

Honestly? There goes my productivity for the whole day.

"So why did you get a 3D TV?"

"Oh, you know... videos..."

"What sort of videos?"

"Just... videos"

Hehehehehe. I admit it would still look pretty impressive.

Well... that's me traumatized for the day.

Calumon: Jack! Can you please take your hands off me! I can't see!

Jack: You must stay pure Calumon! PURE!

Calumon: What does that even mean?

Jack: PURE!

"They" also said porn would make HDdvd the formate of choice and grind blu-ray into the ground.

two words for why porn wont launch 3d: flying penises

Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

Wait... porn is *finally* embracing 3D? 3D technology has been around for decades and only now is it getting a polite reach-around from the biz?

Oh-my-god...

Optimus Hagrid:
Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

Yeah... How hard can it be, plenty of lose girls out there! Even I go to town for a quick fuck now and then, you could be the unfortunate one!

Seriously, that is the last thing I want to see in 3D. ...come to think of it, it's the last thing I want to see PERIOD.

Eric the Orange:
Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.

I'd say both.

I might believe this if people didn't watch all their porn on a computer monitor

surprised noones made a joke about 3d making you go blind

When they said they were making 3d tvs I thought it was a waste of money. Then I found out it people are using it for porn and now it's REALLY a waste of money. Seriously. I can't even fathom a decent punchline or metaphor to sum up how dumb a purchase decision that is.

feather240:
Oh Japan, and Humanity.

Jeebus no, people want to explore their sexuality!

Call the Nuns! How dare those heretics think such impure thoughts and look at such unholy imagery!

Get over it, nothing wrong with porn.

Also, obligatory "It's like it's coming straight at me!" and "Oh no, it's about to poke out my eye!"

3D porn is already available over the internet for those with the right graphics card and glasses, or so I am told...

This may sound funny but VHS, DVDs and Blu-Rays beat out other competition because porn chose them. Whatever porn is made for it becomes successful. I mean its not entirely the same case here but porn is a big player in determining how successful a piece of technology is.

now 3D porn...thats just sad.

feather240:
Oh Japan, and Humanity.

It got nothing to do with japan. The assumption is that if 3D works for the porn market it will in any other market.

Look at history: Porn is what made VHS the "accepted" video format and the pron industry is, in the end, who decided that BluRay will be the new medium to go with.

If Porn accepts a certain kind of new technology it's a safe bet that the rest follows.

Eric the Orange:
Buy a 3D TV for porn. Either they have a lot of money or they take there porn very seriously... or both.

Anyone who takes porn that serious either has some serious issues or way too much time and money on their hands. Either way, these type of people should not be a targeted demographic for launching a new type of TV. I can't see either group being so huge that they could change sales in any meaningful way. If I buy a 3D TV, it won't be for porn. I got a laptop with more access to porn than I can already handle and I don't need a fancy thousand dollar TV to enjoy it.

Suki the Cat:
Oh-my-god...

Optimus Hagrid:
Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

Yeah... How hard can it be, plenty of lose girls out there! Even I go to town for a quick fuck now and then, you could be the unfortunate one!

Very, very, very hard indeed. Loose women are outnumbered by men approximately 400 to 1.

wow, just wow

I didn't realise porn was such a powerful force.

Also do they not have actual sex where their from? :S

Yeah, lol.

What else can I say? I can't imagine myself wearing those retarded glasses for fapping or gaming. I rarely watch television. HDTV = Games-only if you ask me.

Rack:

Very, very, very hard indeed. Loose women are outnumbered by men approximately 400 to 1.

Damn. And here I thought I was attractive XD. Seems going home WITHOUT a date would be a miracle for any woman with those stats.

Yup.

Porn's just one of those recession-proof industries. Along with alcohol, drugs and weapons, porn is one of things that just keeps on going. It is literally a driving force behind the world. Kind of sad isn't it? The progress of science is dependant on its ability to get people off, get them blitzed and get them a spacious six by three in the dirt.

I recall what one of my profs once said. "When humans encounter a new technology, their first thought is 'how can I make other humans dead with this?' followed closely by 'how can I get off with this?'."

wow that is a disturbingly smart plan for Japan to pull if I was in Japan I would sure as hell buy a 3D TV but since am not I'll go ahead and wait :)

Optimus Hagrid:
Y'know how else you can get 3D porn?

Sex.

I couldn't have said it better myself. This takes watching people screw to an entirely too personal level, unless that is your fetish. If that IS your fetish, you can probably already accomplish this task without the aid of a 3D television.
Everyone knew this was going to happen. I recall the bit from Robot Chicken when the scientist created a lifelike robot, and the only question was "Can you f*** it?". Ah technology... we're always looking to screw you before you screw us over.
After 3D porn comes 3D porn rehab. Prediction made... now waiting for VH1 to get Dr. Drew on the project.

Natal + 3D TV + Porn = Good Times.

What? It's just basic math.

I coulda told you this. Next is interactive porn with the 360's Natal interface. U WATCH!

I think the biggest deciding factor isn't porn, but the cost of 3D capable cameras. It's one of the main reasons 3D didn't take off back in the 50s and 60s. And as much as porn in a driving factor in a lot of things, you don't see them making movies for the IMAX or anything. It'll be Hollywood that gets 3D mainstream enough for porn to pick it up and make it more popular.

Will the pixelization of the naughty parts be in 3D too?

*shakes fist* damn you Japanese porn!

I really cannot see people buying something like this just for reasons of Porn...if they do then they have more money than sense. Im sure more practical sense will be driving sales

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