Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

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Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

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Thought Watchmen was the only place you were going to see a blue gentleman's undercarriage? Guess again.

James Cameron's big-budget sci-fi blockbuster Avatar has inspired an equally big-budget porn movie. Created by Hustler's studio arm, the movie - which is called This Ain't Avatar XXX - has been filmed in 3D, and is apparently the most expensive movie the studio has ever produced. There are no plot details for the movie as yet, but I think I could make a pretty accurate guess about what it will be about.

This Ain't Avatar XXX isn't the first 3D porn movie, Japan already has a couple of movies available, but it is a further indication that the adult entertainment industry is throwing its lot in with 3D TV. This Ain't Avatar XXX has just finished production and will be available in September. If you have the television to take advantage of it, I imagine it will be a fairly unique experience.

Oh, and to anyone who's about to make the point that Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do, I would offer the following counterargument: It's a porn movie.

Source: Sci-Fi Wire

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Th'fuck..And they keep saying porn will be the main reason 3D HDTV's will sell alot more.

This is seriously fucked up, is there no copyright infringment or something?

Haha, I haven't seen the film yet but this shit sounds pretty nasty.

I mean blue people sex? Gross. Can't we just have regular soulless dead porn?

EDIT: Shit... That came out WAAAAAY wrong... I didn't mean dead people porn I meant the actors being dead inside and what not... Daaaaaaamn that came out wrong.

The thing that goes me here is that they are using the "Avatar" name and imagery, which seems to imply that James Cameron liscenced this.

That said, porn getting on the 3d bandwagon doesn't inherantly surprise me. However a big deal being made about it does. Truthfully this is one of the most mainstream mentions of a pornographic movie I've ever seen.

.. Oh. God.

Porn, you bitter-sweet (sometimes alarmingly hideous) beast of a thing..

..That is all I will say on this.

Haha! xD
I can't really say anything other than that!

Im Blue dabba dee dabba dooooo!

My mind can only think of few things to say at a time like this. My mind can also guess how it's going to turn out with those... OH GOD IT'S BURNING MY MIND!

Calumon: Wow, there's a bird out the window.

Oh, hahah. I'm surprised they actually made a live-action porn movie out of Avatar.

Hentai was inevitable (as is with everything, as Rule 34 states), but this isn't what I was expecting.[1]

[1] And what I was expecting was for it not to exist. Ever.

YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

vaderaider:
YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

Congratulations I just wish your good fortune didn't have to come at this price. Creepy that's all I can think to say.

I can't wait to see the tall, narrow, taut Na'vi portrayed by an old man with a hairy beer gut (or some lumpy, overmuscled meatbag-it's always one or the other) and a woman with huge, sagging breasts, pancake areolae, crotch stubble and spider veins. In 3D.

Yeah, the blue skin isn't what made them sexy.

Although it didn't hurt.

Logan Westbrook:

Oh, and to anyone who's about to make the point that Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do, I would offer the following counterargument: It's a porn movie.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Na'vi females were the ones with the penis?
Disturbing, but hilarious! Although that would probably not sell very well.

In what sense would they be females, then? It would be more accurate in that case to say that the males have the breasts.

Daft Punks, Bio Ware look at the monster you created!

You started the blue people sex craze and now it will never go away!

imagine how they use it... 1st person BJ....uuuuuhhh its disgusting....and 3d makes stuff fly in your face too....oh god....

It was only a matter of time...

I believe Happy Harry already covered this.

Just a funny animation, but perhaps slightly nsfw

Yeah dude! Stick it in her hair!

OT: I'll never look at the movie the same way again. What has been seen, can not be unseen!

Wow, I never thought they'd make it a live-action porn movie. If anything hentai because I imagine it's quite difficult to dress the actors up as Na'vi.

A thought just crossed my mind: How are they going to make the Na'vi 3 metres tall? I mean, if it's an Avatar "parody" then there have to be humans and Na'vi, so they'll need to show the size difference.

God, all these unsettling movie parodies and new technology.

I actually kind of miss the old days when all you needed for porn was a pizza boy and a house of college girls. I really don't like it when they feel the need to pevert some of my favourite movies.

Straying Bullet:

This is seriously fucked up, is there no copyright infringment or something?

Nope. It's classified under a parody (like the Batman porn movie), which is perfectly legal. It's the same reason the "Scary Movie" franchise isn't copyright infringement.

Something like that, if I remember right.

No exceptions indeed. Thanks, internet.

Well, atleast the story is probably much more original.

Nocta-Aeterna:
I believe Happy Harry already covered this.

Just a funny animation, but perhaps slightly nsfw

Damnit ninja'd!

OT: I'm not surprised by this. I mean, it was a popular film and there was a blacked out sex scene so of course someone would say "Hey let's fill in the blanks!" Frankly, compared to the Left 4 Dead porn film, this is nothing.

Yes! Thank you Hustler! You've done it again!

I rarely say this for porn films but I have to see this one. If only to say that I saw the Avatar porn spoof.

vaderaider:
YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

Who's the sucker that took that bet? Of course there was going to be an Avatar porn spoof. Smack that idjit for me, will ya?

Japan: Been there, done that.

America: Continuing the Legacy.

I'll stop now, for I think I'm already running the risk of bannage.

Thought Watchmen was the only place you were going to see a blue gentleman's undercarriage? Guess again.

Easily one of the best intro lines ever.

Meh, knew it was going to happen eventually. I mean, hell. Look at all the IMVU garbage I see on other sites about having Avatar avatars.

I am strangely intrigued. Only time will tell.

it's in 3D? i wonder what they could have shooting towards to camera?

Straying Bullet:
Th'fuck..And they keep saying porn will be the main reason 3D HDTV's will sell alot more.

This is seriously fucked up, is there no copyright infringment or something?

My guess is it's covered under the parody clause of fair use.

AvsJoe:
I rarely say this for porn films but I have to see this one. If only to say that I saw the Avatar porn spoof.

vaderaider:
YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

Who's the sucker that took that bet? Of course there was going to be an Avatar porn spoof. Smack that idjit for me, will ya?

It was my dad believe it or not.

Guaranteed that the re-watch value and enjoyability of the porn version be a lot higher than the real version of Avatar. Also be ironic if the porn has a more in depth storyline too.

i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)

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