California Police Issue Safety Warning About Pedobear

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Bon_Clay:
Oh yes because real child predators have been waiting all theses years for a proper mascot to announcing to the public their intentions to rape children. Unless its some kind of reverse psychology.

Cop: "Oh if he's got pedobear on his car he can't POSSIBLY be a real pedophile, no one would be THAT stupid"

Guy in car: "Just as planned...." DUN DUN DUN

The mainstream media really need to get a grip on how the internet works, or just stop reporting on things related to it because they keep making fools of themselves.

Or they could just beat the crap out of him and let him be on his way...

OT: Now I have a legit reason for wanting to buy a automatic weapon:

Gun Shop Owner: Now what kind of gun are you looking for?
Me: Automatic, preferably a rifle.
Why!?
In case of Pedobear...
*hands me assault rifle*
Gods speed, bother!

You know, I never had a reason to write this conversation before now...

I can't wait until someone gets beat up because some kid put a pedobear decal on their car or something, and the police are perplexed as to why it happened.

Pedobear is unfunny and all, but a pedophile's mascot?

This seems way too early to be an April Fools' joke.

Therefore, /b/ has succeeded in trolling the masses, once again.

"...teasingly reaches out..."

I lol'd.

Sacman:
what's wrong with California first it's restricting the sale of games now it's this...
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Hey let's be fair it's only one county in CA, so don't associate me with them (Ventura county FTW)

Obligatory link to the victory theme of pedobear trolling. First Oprah, then California. Tommorow...THE WORLD!

Xanadu84:
To be fair, how would you explain Pedobear to someone whose not savvy with internet culture? "Okay, see, the bear is used to represent raping children. But see...it's a joke...except it does refer to people being creepy, up to and including in a pedophilic way, but its just dealing with the humorous aspect...of that...and even though these people will say that it is the Mascot for Pedophilia, they are joking and...and...

Fuck it. It's the Mascot of Pedophilia. Why the hell should I help 4chan members not be misunderstood?

Serious sex crime with an adorable mascot? Meh, I don't know either, explaining to anyone else as to why it isn't just sick and tasteless must be extremely difficult.

SimuLord:
Not only is it sweet justice for their asshole behavior on the Internet, it also tends to piss them off, driving them to greater feats of humorous hey-look-at-me stupidity, reinforcing the stereotype and starting the cycle (and the comedy) afresh.

Considering that that's their hobby in varying forms, they probably like it too.

As for my response, I was rather amused, as I always am with these kind of things.

Dear Californian police officers:


that is all

Trolled hard, trolled hard.

This just in: California has officially transported into a parallel universe where common logic and internet knowledge doesn't apply.

Loonerinoes:
Obligatory link to the victory theme of pedobear trolling. First Oprah, then California. Tommorow...THE WORLD!

My cousin works for Oprah as a producer for the show and she was talking about this at a dinner table at a wedding we were attending. Right when she said "Over 9000" I just burst into laughter and I had to leave the room because it was so damn funny.

Like, my aunts and uncles were aghast at such a thing, then BOOM! I just start laughing my ass off.

MrSnugglesworth:

Loonerinoes:
Obligatory link to the victory theme of pedobear trolling. First Oprah, then California. Tommorow...THE WORLD!

My cousin works for Oprah as a producer for the show and she was talking about this at a dinner table at a wedding we were attending. Right when she said "Over 9000" I just burst into laughter and I had to leave the room because it was so damn funny.

Like, my aunts and uncles were aghast at such a thing, then BOOM! I just start laughing my ass off.

How the hell did you explain it to them? lol

Someone should really introduce California to the 21st century. Or maybe, even, the concept of an inside joke.

I think you should be cautious of people who are touching children, not people who put decals on their cars. Skip the middle-man.

You have got to be kidding me?! See this is why some poeple should not be allowed on the internet, they thing the stuff posted up there is real // Someone need to read them rule20 of the internet and let the matter rest there

-M

.....They do know Kuma(pedobear's original name) was just the symbol for Uncanny Valley, right?

Denver loves pedobear though:

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If I weren't so tired, I'd laugh my ass of right about.. now.
This is just sooo silly.

Seriously?
Does California have a big stick up its ass recently? You're really telling me they can't distinguish that Pedobear's a joke?

What the hell's happened recently? It's like they've swapped places with Australia, did Atkinson recently take a trip to California?

"Mascot?"

They make it sound like child touchers will be outside the state building or whatever holding pedobear signs saying "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS US!"

It ain't easy being a bear...

Maybe they do know what it is and sent out the bulletin as a joke?

California seems to be the fault (HAHA) of a lot of things right now.

Oh my word.
I wonder what will happen when California figures out it's being toyed with by a single website called 4chan.
I would get angry about this, but I just feel too tired when I even think about explaining pedobear to people in the meatspace.

I don't like the meme. It's clear they overacted, but I still don't think jokes (least of all stupid ones) should really be aimed at (glorifying) pedophilia. So I can kind of see where they come from.

Just my opinion.

he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they're rapin errbody out here

You know, I was in San Luis Obispo with my father when he was visiting an old friend of his a few years back. Some guy at a gas station asked where I was from and I said Texas; dude looked at me and said that I was from "that backwards gun lovers state"...

Seems like some folks in California are the back-word ones.

Aptspire:
Dear Californian police officers:


that is all

Greatest. Video. Ever.
OT: This is just like when people though scattered lightbrights of one of the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force were bombs, seriously look it up its real

People in California should call 911 and report any sightings of Pedobear; on and off the net!

Ofcourse since California is gonna lock up all the games, a lot of Nerds across the state will have nothing better to do than to go for a stroll ... in their pedobear costumes.

Police chasing pedobear chasing Justin Beiber a little girl!

Eukaryote:
I burst out laughing when I got to "cute face and non-threatening appearance negate the truth of his sinister, much darker side." This is absolutely hilarious.

On the other hand I guess we had better be more careful now about what memes we use in real life

hahahaha same here, fricken was laughing out loud about this.

although i can see why they should be cautious..but the most they should have done was just kept an eye on that guy, not freakin kick him out, if hes just trolling about it its a very funny costume that is awesome to have, but at the same time that would be sinister and ingenious to use a rape costume to actually get childrenn...=\

This is probably one of the strangest stories I've read on here. I really can't form a clear thought on this except for what?

I'm so putting this on stumble upon. As retarded as this sounds it's good that "teh internetz" (ugh) is becoming more mainstream.

Oh this is priceless XD

The article:
so well known in fact that California police have issued a safety warning to the public about the "innocent menace" that Pedobear represents.

Innocent menace?

Innocent: free from moral wrong; without sin; pure; not involving evil intent or motive; not causing physical or moral injury; harmless.

Menace: something that threatens to cause evil, harm, injury, etc.; a person whose actions, attitudes, or ideas are considered dangerous or harmful.

THESE WORDS DO NOT WORK TOGETHER!

The article:
They say that Pedobear's "cute face and non-threatening appearance negate the truth of his sinister, much darker side."

Number of actual children Pedobear has molested: 0.

Number of actual children "respectable" people with power have molested: Seemingly infinite.

Might want to focus on the proven danger there, Mr. Police Officer.

We have gone from a society of movers and shakers to a society of press-releasers. Welcome to the empire's fall, kids. Enjoy the bread and circuses.

The article:
Pedobear is and should be associated with the internet and pedophiles/sexually-preferential offenders who reportedly use him to communicate their interests in young children to each other."

I love that. The entire point of the document is to FEAR THE BEAR! but their evidence can be summed up as panic-panic-guy-over-there-seen-with-a-kid-REPORTEDLY-child-molester-panic-panic.

The article:
Due to photos police saw of children photographed with Pedobear, the police say: "Disguised as innocence, this underground community that would make victims of our children teasingly reaches out into the light of day."

So one guy in a suit in public surrounded by cameras watching his every move = advanced agent for the Pedophile Illuminati?

... I... what?

I can see some cop sitting inside HQ gibbering "First the queers ruined rainbows and now the baby-rapers are ruining teddy bears!"

The article:
"may be an indicator of the presence of individuals who have a predilection to sexually inappropriate, or even assaultive behavior,"

Translation: We will use it as a justification to kick down your door, terrorize your family, and shoot your dog in the middle of the night. Saves us having to make up an "anonymous tip" and finds you guilty in the eyes of the potential jury pool all at once!

"Beware the Four Horsemen of the Information Apocalypse: terrorists, drug dealers, kidnappers, and child pornographers. Seems like you can scare any public into allowing the government to do anything with those four." - Bruce Schneier.

Pedobear is like this pizza i had the other night. In order to enjoy it you got to forget about everything that you thought was right in the world.

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