Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

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Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?

"We've also included the newest member of our Mountain Dew family: Mountain Dew White Out. You won't find this edition of White Out in stores. It's not for sale and you can't buy it. We're giving it only to true Mountain Dew fans."

My only question is: How did they know?!?!

I mean, sure, I love caffeinating with some Dew every now and then. It's usually my soda of choice when I'm driving across state lines at 3am. But how did Pepsi know that? Have they been following me? Is there a chip in my larynx that registers whenever that silky green soda-pop flows down my throat?

I may never know the answers to these questions, but I can offer some pictures of the kit and all of the products contained in it. It's really quite glorious in its pointlessness. The D&D dork in me was happy that the kit included stat-sheets for each member of the Noble Team and that each of the flavors matched the character's armor color.

Many people in the office told me to avoid the Dew flavors that "weren't green" but in an effort to uphold my journalistic integrity, I will offer you my honest opinion on these new flavors of caffeine fuel.

Name: Kat S320
Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Voltage

Upon opening this bottle, I was confronted with a bouquet reminiscent of walking through fields of blue raspberries on a delightful spring morning. Wait, there's no such thing as blue raspberries. Well, in that case, Voltage tastes exactly like a blue Tootsie Pop with a ginseng finish.

Grade: B-

Name: Jorge S-052
Rank: Chief Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Gold
Mountain Dew Flavor: Live Wire

Yep, it's Fanta. With caffeine. I approve.

Grade: A-

Name: Emile S-239
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Red
Mountain Dew Flavor: Code Red with Cherry

Code Red has been around for a while, but this one has a shot of cherry in it. It's actually a nice departure from the more citrus-ey flavors. I don't think that Emile would be associated with anything with cherry in it, but as John Funk pointed out, you could think of it as blood. That's appropriately badass, I suppose.

Grade: B+

Name: Carter S-259
Rank: Commander
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Mountain Dew

Here Pepsi really dropped the ball and screwed with the whole armor color/flavor association thing. I guess it makes sense that Carter is good ol' classic Dew, but they lose points for not sticking with the system. Fail!

Grade: D+

Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Green
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, Susan Arendt rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

Grade: B-

Name: Noble Six S-312
Rank: Lieutenant
Armor Color: Variable
Mountain Dew Flavor: White Out

This was the flavor that the office was the most interested to try, and it was a little hard to place at first. It definitely reminded me of Fresca, with a touch of 7up. I'm a big fan of Fresca, usually with a healthy shot of gin, so White Out was my favorite of the bunch. Who knows if or when White Out will be in stores but I highly recommend trying it out when you can.

Grade: A+

And the Doritos? As always, they were delicious, but perhaps more so because they were so wonderfully paired with a sugar & caffeine-induced high.

I should be able to sleep in a week or two.

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I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.

Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"

Commander Breetai:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"

Yes.

Wow that's pretty cool.

Cliff_m85:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.

Couldn't of said it better.

Commander Breetai:
Actually, I think the better question is: "Does the world need Mountain Dew?"

Everything but normal flavor, kinda like how Carter is the lamest of Noble Team. Hmmm, the match does go well.

no, it doesnt, the world doesnt need any more halo

/asshole mode off

idk, to be honest, I dont think it would be necessary or anything, I mean, shit, it's just mountain dew with an overdesigned robot drawn on it, it's not like it would sell more

I know, Noble team are not robots and the spartan units are not robots either

BTW, I hope they make White Out buyable. I wanna try it.

WTF Jun has blue armor???? He's fucking green!!! dammit Pepsi fucking such a simple thing up.

I want Emile and Noble Six Mountain Dew flavors.

I think i'll stick to simple, black coffee while waiting for Halo branded diapers or something along the line.

White Out was ok probably my favorite this past Democracy. The Lime Mountain Dew was almost redundant while I was never a fan of melon. Still prefer Voltage and then Livewire.

Strangely I don't really care much for most Mountain Dew flavors. The Game Fuel flavors are the only ones that I really liked and as you may know Mountain Dew Game Fuel was originally released to promote Halo 3.

Then it went out of production for a while until they released them with World of Warcraft branding to promote Wrath of the Lich-King or something. Regardless I was glad to have it back, but they've stopped producing it yet again.

So thanks a lot for the brief false hope of Halo: Reach Game Fuel!
jerk

Why not? It will sell.

...Merchadising, taken to a while new level...and it will sell, because people want it

Greg Tito:
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Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, Susan Arendt rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

I hate to be THAT guy. But Jun had green armor. and a little mesh thing around his neck. You know, to make the 7 foot tall guy in heavy armor sneak a little better

Killer7 Skittles. That would be interesting.

More Mountain Dew would be a good thing.

You know what would be better? If they used Halo Reach as an excuse to BRING BACK PITCH BLACK, DAMMIT!

First off

Cliff_m85:
I got the "Offical HALO Experience" version of Mountain Dew.

It comes with four different flavors and a seven year old obese American child who calls you a "N*gger" every twenty-three seconds.

I lol'd very hard. Thank you for that sir.

2. Wasn't White Out a part of the flavor voting thing this year? I could have sworn it was.

Where do you get these? I LOVE when they do game fuels and what not, this seems fun and yummy.

So each tIme you Finish a bottle it's like you've killed a member of the Reach team =)

-M

I've always wondered what 'Hype' tastes like. Mayhap I'll get my chance to find out.

i loved the white-out flavor, but i'm still saddened that in the first dewmocracy voltage beat revolution....god i loved me some revolution

NeutralDrow:
More Mountain Dew would be a good thing.

You know what would be better? If they used Halo Reach as an excuse to BRING BACK PITCH BLACK, DAMMIT!

ya know i actually loved the pitch black II, when it had the sour flavor to it o.0

A friend of mines has collected all but Jun and six. Now I can tell him why he can't find six.

Also, I kind of like it how you graded each flavor the same way I graded each character.

Mountain Dew for the UK please :)

Damnit, I thought Game Fuel was returning. I loved that stuff.

Armored Prayer:

Also, I kind of like it how you graded each flavor the same way I graded each character.

LOL I did the same thing.

But I like Emile more than Jorge and Kat. Noble 6 kicks ass and Jun needs more screen time.

Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

No.

No it does not.

Greg Tito:

Name: Jun S-266
Rank: Warrant Officer
Armor Color: Blue
Mountain Dew Flavor: Diet Mountain Dew

While I was at first disappointed with the fact that the smallest guy on the Noble Team was relegated into Diet status, Susan Arendt rightly pointed out that he's a sniper and didn't need to consume as many calories as the rest of the team. I can't argue with that logic.

Grade: B-

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And that sort of comment is why Susan Arendt is my favorite.

I don't know who Jun S-266 is, but I feel bad for him. After all, he does carry the big gun, right? Let's put some sugar in that barrel.

Greg Tito:
"We've also included the newest member of our Mountain Dew family: Mountain Dew White Out. You won't find this edition of White Out in stores. It's not for sale and you can't buy it. We're giving it only to true Mountain Dew fans."

My only question is: How did they know?!?!

Obviously they made an error. That was meant for me. I am Mountain Dew's Biggest Fan!

And the Doritos? As always, they were delicious, but perhaps more so because they were so wonderfully paired with a sugar & caffeine-induced high.

I should be able to sleep in a week or two.

Not if you don't share those with me. Next night you will wake up, turn over and find me standing over you...staring. BWAHAHAHAHA!


Oh very well, congratulations. Can I recommend a painkiller for the withdrawals?

I'm going to feel cheated if I don't get one of these, I drink at least 45 cans a week.

I really want an elite blood flavour.. YUmm

PLEASE I NEED THAT NOBLE SIX WHITE OUT!!! I save and collect Mountain Dew stuff physical and virtual. When Mountain Dew shows a commercial, or small video to us and then removes it later when the promotion is over, I get the .flv file of that video or the pictures they show and save it to my Mountain Dew folder. I also collect all Mountain Dew stuff, anything branded with Mountain Dew I save. I drink it daily, just like water. IT IS ALWAYS MY DRINK OF CHOICE. I back Mountain Dew up anytime someone disses it, I am a die hard fan and will do /anything/ for that white out. Please if you didn't give it away yet, PLEASE send it to me, or add me to the list of people to possibly win it. PLEASSSSSSEEEE!

Greg Tito:
Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?

Wait a minute............
.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Mountain Dew is Pepsi? This alone, is news to me.

...Is it wrong of me to hate you? I want it...
Before even reading I was like
GAME FUEL AND I DID NOT KNOW?! BLASPHEMY! Yes the world could do with more Halo MD. I want the statistics! Oh and if you didn't know when you drink your first Mountain Dew a little chip is implanted in your throat, it sends your daily intake of MD back to head quarters. I learned that the hard way.

Anomynous 167:

Greg Tito:
Does the World Need Halo: Reach-themed Mountain Dew?

What do the members of Halo: Reach's Noble Team taste like?

I inexplicably got a package from the Pepsi Corporation this morning that contained five different varieties of Mountain Dew for each of the Noble Team in Halo: Reach. According to the marketing materials that came with the box, only 300 of these "Halo: Reach Honor the Code kits" were created. Not only did I get five bottled of variously colored sugar water, but I was also lucky enough to receive two bags of Doritos with Halo branding. "But there's more!" Isn't there always?

Wait a minute............
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Mountain Dew is Pepsi? This alone, is news to me.

Almost every soda pop on the shelves is either owned by the Pepsi or Coke group, you usually can just turn to the back and see either logo.

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