Ewoks Will Die in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II DLC

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Ewoks Will Die in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II DLC

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Your disgusting Ewok-murdering fantasies can finally be realized in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.

Ever since Ewoks made their first appearance in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, people have wanted them dead. These people will finally get their chance to destroy the furry humanoids in the upcoming DLC for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, which will take place on Endor during the events of the movie.

The DLC is a "what if" situation that LucasArts says is part of the "infinite storyline" which imagines what Return of the Jedi would be like if Force Unleashed's StarKiller showed up. It's more of a bonus mission than an extension of the Force Unleashed storyline, similar to what was done with the Hoth bonus mission from the first game.

LucasArts' Gia Corsi told IGN that DLC like this is a "pretty sweet opportunity" to see an alternate take on established Star Wars canon, and confirms: "Yes, there will be battles with Ewoks!" Screenshots show StarKiller haplessly murdering Ewoks with Force lightning as they try to stab him with spears. You would think they'd be smarter than that.

The DLC will also add new achievements, including one called "Sith Kicker." It presumes that players chose the Dark Side simply because LucasArts thought it'd be awesome to throw a "bad ass" Sith down on Endor, and who can't agree with that? The DLC is said to be coming "later this year," but a price hasn't been announced yet.

Source: IGN

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I loved hunting Ewoks in Battlefront 2. This sounds like fun.

Yes, YES! I SHALL FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE ON TEDDY BEARS! Mwahahahahahahaa!

I will just wait until they release whatever special edition they have planned for the game, which will most likely have this DLC along with a few other included with it. XD

I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

C'mon, you all know this was your first thought when TFU1 was originally announced.

Them let's kill some Ewoks... I always hated that fucking bears\aliens\things...

Lordofthesuplex:
I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

thenumberthirteen:
I loved hunting Ewoks in Battlefront 2. This sounds like fun.

I also liked fighting as those abominable snowmen on Hoth.
...

Why don't we have a Battlefront 3 again?

Diablo2000:

Lordofthesuplex:
I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

Interesting DLC. But still...i´m not gonna buy a mediocre game just to toast a few teddy bears with force lightning.

Yeah, you've been able the kill them since battlefront 2, this is nothing new, just more lucas ranch farming money out of the still loyal fans waiting for lucas to drop some good material this decade.

Irridium:

Diablo2000:

Lordofthesuplex:
I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

If I don't get to kill Jar Jar them doesn't count... I don't hate the Gunguns, don't like them but don't hate they are "meh" ate most.
But Jar Jar is over the top annoying and i always wanted to shoot that big mouth motherfucker down.

Killing ewoks will be fun, but it should be pointed out you can already kill them in Battlefront and use them as suicide bombers in Empire at War: Forces of Corruption.

Diablo2000:

Lordofthesuplex:
I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

That's kinda who I was hinting at. As well as that Asoka or whatever her name is girl from Clone Wars.

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

Duly noted. What systems is it on?

Wow, an Ewok Jedi would be awesome. I wonder if Ewoks are Force-sensitive? Has this ever been touched on in the expanded universe?

ucasArts' Gia Corsi told IGN that DLC like this is a "pretty sweet opportunity" to see an alternate take on established Star Wars canon, and confirms: "Yes, there will be battles with Ewoks!" Screenshots show StarKiller haplessly murdering Ewoks with Force lightning as they try to stab him with spears. You would think they'd be smarter than that.

I don't think they'd be smarter than that. In Return of the Jedi the tried tripping a multi ton, multi-story killer death robot by tripping it. It might not be a case of "being stupid" as simply not having sufficient information available to make a reasonable tactical decision. Since they obviously have only a limited grasp of Newtonian Physics, it is safe to say that they probably aren't aware of the even more complex forces at work with. . . the force I guess?

Tom Goldman:
Your disgusting Ewok-murdering fantasies can finally be realized in [i]Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

One mans revulsion is another mans fetish... who are YOU to judge me!?!?

Lordofthesuplex:

Diablo2000:

Lordofthesuplex:
I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

That's kinda who I was hinting at. As well as that Asoka or whatever her name is girl from Clone Wars.

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

Duly noted. What systems is it on?

Xbox(Original, but compatible with 360) and PS2.

I never understood all the Ewoks' hate. Maybe it's because I was a kid back them, but I never thought the were annoying. Jar-jar on the other hand... Just let us decapitate Jar-jar already!

Ah, murdering Ewoks, I don't think Star Wars could give me any finer pleasure.

I remember Battlefront 2 allowing me to destroy them. I'm pretty sure one of the games modes even had a mission where that was the objective.

okay NOW they're just pandering...

How comes none rants about this garbage, way too short game getting DLC already?
WOW?

Yes yes yes yes no one likes those ugly teddy bears

I predict 1500 microsoft points, because Lucasarts likes to rape people. Oh and the mission will take about 10-15 minutes.

OctalLord:

Lordofthesuplex:

Diablo2000:

What about Jar Jar?

That's kinda who I was hinting at. As well as that Asoka or whatever her name is girl from Clone Wars.

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

Duly noted. What systems is it on?

Xbox(Original, but compatible with 360) and PS2.

Also PC. It's available on Steam, among other places.

Screenshots show StarKiller haplessly murdering Ewoks with Force lightning as they try to stab him with spears. You would think they'd be smarter than that.

yeh my thought exactly. Seeing that they never even fought stormtroopers directly in the movies, y would they suddenly do that with an all powerful god jedi. Meh.

just hate what star wars has become. Though i do like the clones wars animated series tbh. x.x

I didn't think the Ewoks were ever that bad. I mean, Chewbacca is just a gangly, big teddy bear. Chewie always reminded me of a paedo

mattttherman3:
I predict 1500 microsoft points, because Lucasarts likes to rape people. Oh and the mission will take about 10-15 minutes.

Are we talking about the DLC or SW:TFU2?

Game was awful and short. Should have been DLC for TFU1.

Joking aside, Lucas Arts is probably just pandering because the game didn't sell as well as they wanted, so they pull out the old "kill teddy bear" card. Again.

Seeing Jar Jar frozen in carbonite in the first game was in of itself an amusing sight, this will be just as good.

God damn, why can't we have a Force Unleashed that makes you as evil as possible like in the DLC? The evil ending for FU2 was almost as stupid as the ending as the good.

The Rascal King:
God damn, why can't we have a Force Unleashed that makes you as evil as possible like in the DLC? The evil ending for FU2 was almost as stupid as the ending as the good.

Clones are pretty easy to come across in Star Wars. They had a freaking army at one point, remember?

SW: Battlefront lets you snipe ewoks.

Good times...

I want an Ewok fur coat. It would go very well with my Snuggle Bear earmuffs.
I loved playing Battlefront 2 just for the purpose of sniping the annoyingly cute little things.

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