Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting

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Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting

Porn parodies have gone too far now that they've finally reached Springfield.

The Batman XXX porn parody of 2010 became popular not only because of its subject matter, but for its surprising level of faithfulness to the 1960s Batman television show it was based on. Hustler's latest attempt to jump on the bandwagon is Simpsons: The XXX Parody, and it shows that the porn parody genre has gone way too far.

Batman XXX at least had a semblance of integrity, so that even hardcore comic book fans were potentially able to justify its existence. It was followed by other superhero parodies like Superman XXX and Justice League XXX, and sure, they seemed like a natural progression. The Simpsons as a work of porn just makes me want to vomit.

It's not just that the trailer shown here is, in my humble opinion, not so great, but that apparently all of popular "geek" culture is now up for grabs by pornographers trying to jump on a fad. How about a Transformers porn parody? G.I. Joe? He-Man? Alf??

I have nothing against porn, but aside from perhaps Batman XXX, it has a way of disgracing its source material. It seems like pretty soon everything we know and love will be broken down to 3 minutes of terrible dialogue followed by 30 minutes of adult behavior. Are videogames next? Will the popularity of a Grand Theft Auto XXX eventually lead to Katamari Damacy XXX?

If I seem a little too up in arms about the situation, you must not have pressed play on the Simpsons XXX trailer yet. God help us.

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Hey, at least it'll still never be as bad as the E.T and Super Mario Bros porn parodies.

You have sown the seed, Goldman, and the Alf porn parody is all but assured.

Ron jeremy as alf

And people say it doesn't take skill to act in a porno.

That's...hot.
DON'T JUDGE ME!

thiosk:
You have sown the seed, Goldman, and the Alf porn parody is all but assured.

Ron jeremy as alf

Oh, the mental image... Kill it with fire ! o.O

Also, how is that even remotely porn ? They're just painted yellowish, keep their clothes on and do.. well nothing (and no one). Am I too old fashioned ?

O_O Wow...

I mean, there's been some weird porn parodies, but this is just hilarious.

oh god... why did you have to say Katamari Damaci XXX? now i can't stop thinking about the possibilities...

Wait.
What?

{that isnt a low content post because it sums up what 90% of people will think]
Although I did like Flanders.

It's a pretty good Homer impression at least. Flanders was spot on!

Lawlz, I guess they are running out of ideas not just in regular movies but in porn movies as well.

Some of those voices are too accurate.
Faaar too accurate.

Five bucks say that Katamari Damacy XXX already exist in the form of a doujinshi.

Seems like the American porn industry has taken a page out of the Japaneses book.
Let´s hope the used gloves when they took it....

Transformers porn? I would totaly watch that ;-)

No, really, these are parodies. They do not exist to be respectfull to the source material, they are !porn parodies!
I did see the trailer, its just meh.
Not very well done and not funny, so I don´t see the point. But I see even less of a point in becoming all riled up about it.
Who cares?

Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.

It BURNS! Kill it with fire!

All I'd like to know is who it was that had the frame of mind to say they wanted to see that...

bwuh...sorta on topic, i wouldn't be completely against a he-man gay porn, as long as they leave out most of the monsters i would probably buy it, online, at night and with a creditcard in fake name.

AmrasCalmacil:
Some of those voices are too accurate.
Faaar too accurate.

Not to mention other more subtle references, like the McBane (or however you spell that) movies. Guess the pr0n is more Simpson's than the actual Simpson's, eh?

Hahaha! That was... I don't even have words for it. I can't see anyone watching this for anything but a cheap laugh.

Why does Cookie sound New Yorker-ish and not asian? And why isnt she a white like the asians on the show?

Now, I heard of htis... and I have to say, it made me laugh. The Moe guy is dead on, and its all just rather funny in a way. Plus, Flanders was funny. Though now I only have the memories that my friends and I were talking about one day when we thought about what a Flanders Sex tape would be like.

I think it would be like this:


yes... thats what inspired the conversation, dont ask how I dont even know myself

Christ, that's a cold shower in video form.

Haha, that was hilarious. Want to see this now. Why would this bother anyone?
Honest question, really.

Kasurami:
Hey, at least it'll still never be as bad as the E.T and Super Mario Bros porn parodies.

At least Ron Jeremy LOOKED like Mario... Mostly.

OT:

...The fuck?

That's............ Strange.

Rule 34: there is porn of it - no exceptions.

So why am I not surprised?

wildpeaks:

thiosk:
You have sown the seed, Goldman, and the Alf porn parody is all but assured.

Ron jeremy as alf

Oh, the mental image... Kill it with fire ! o.O

Also, how is that even remotely porn ? They're just painted yellowish, keep their clothes on and do.. well nothing (and no one). Am I too old fashioned ?

well i think its because the trailer dont want to give away to much, something Hollywood should learn, and there might be a more graphic trailer but i doubt the escapist would link to that, kinda curious if they are painted all over and have dyed all the hair.

This may possibly be my last post. Contemplating wether or not to lauch my monitor out of the window.

I... I don't know what to say. That was just sort of terrible.

thethingthatlurks:
That's...hot.
DON'T JUDGE ME!

You're not making it easy.

That looks hilarious. I shall be watching that if I get the chance.

I am greatly amused.

I feel dirty... lol this is messed up way to ruin my childhood lol

imnotparanoid:
Wait.
What?

{that isnt a low content post because it sums up what 90% of people will think]
Although I did like Flanders.

Same thought thats actually what I see when I think of a real Flanders, although he needs a six-pack as, dont forget, the real Ned is preaty buff.

Also the Original Marge is hot, the one in this videos okay but the real marge is both sexy and adorable. Those Playboy pics were awesome.... and F all the haters who judge.

Linking porn on the Escapist website is a no no!

Report and move on.

/joke : P

"Simpsons Porn Parody Induces Vomiting"

There's not one part of that sentence, that I don't like

Besides all of it

Considering how popular the show is, I wonder how come this is the 1st 'main' Simpsons porno to appear >_>

Don't get me wrong, I'm just as against this porn as all the other Superhero porn out there, but this shouldn't really come as a shocker. There are Left 4 Dead pornos out there as is D:

Kasurami:
Hey, at least it'll still never be as bad as the E.T and Super Mario Bros porn parodies.

I wonder if Brad Jones actually gained psychological strength by having watched all that trash. And all the other godawful movies he's reviewed.

My eyes are bleeding... HELP! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

I mean... what was that? Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

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