It's Drunken Space Marines vs. Horny Elves in BoneCraft

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AssassinJoe:

Captain-Giggles:
"Drop that shield baby, this weapon's two handed"

Oh snap! There it is! You totally went there!

I've got a few more, mostly WoW ones as my knowledge of Starcraft is limited to general RTS ideas, Pylons and Zergs.

2011: Rise of the Porn Games, apparently. Who knew?

Captain-Giggles:
"Drop that shield baby, this weapon's two handed"

Finally! A type of grinding that I can get behind!

Cue you pissing your pants with laughter.

Armored Prayer:
Could they get sued for this? I have a felling Blizzard might not like this.

Of course they can. As everybody knows, Blizzard invented the concept of both space marines and elves.

I went to high school with these guys. They started working on Bone Town in the early 00's, if I'm not mistaken, so it'll probably be at least a good five or six years before BoneCraft is completed. God, these games look terrible, but I'ma root for "D-Dub" anyway, cuz they're some pretty nice dudes, even if they're, like, perpetually 15.

See, this is the sort of thing that is just so stupid it comes full circle and becomes awesome again.

sunburst313:
Keep BoneCraft in mind while watching this video. It gets pretty creepy.

You got something on your face.
Paintin' the target.

xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

That was friggin hilarious! I can see the ghost doing an elf and saying:
-come again
-nuclear lauch detected!
-You called down the thunder!
-I think the female ghosts have nicer equipment.
-Did you see that?!?!?
-You know what I like.
-Now that's an asswhooping.
Or alternatively
-Target in my sight!
-Solo operative, right?

This game just might be gold.

Captain-Giggles:

AssassinJoe:

Captain-Giggles:
"Drop that shield baby, this weapon's two handed"

Oh snap! There it is! You totally went there!

I've got a few more, mostly WoW ones as my knowledge of Starcraft is limited to general RTS ideas, Pylons and Zergs.

Yeah, come to think of it, there has to be a lot of puns to be made on this subject.

Andy Chalk:
It's also a little weird. Does anybody actually play these games? The BoneTown forums aren't exactly hopping with activity but the game itself has been around for a couple of years now, which I suppose indicates some modicum of success, so maybe BoneCraft will be even bigger. I guess just about anything can find an audience as long as there's enough sex mixed in with it.

I don't personally know of anyone that has ever purchased any of these games to play. I've always kind of assumed they were some kind of labor-of-no-pun-intended-love, by "fans" for "fans." But I guess, thinking realistically, someone has to make money on it somewhere, right?

Oh, and also, dibs on the use of "zerging" and "Ding!" as euphemisms for orgasm.

AssassinJoe:

Captain-Giggles:

AssassinJoe:

Oh snap! There it is! You totally went there!

I've got a few more, mostly WoW ones as my knowledge of Starcraft is limited to general RTS ideas, Pylons and Zergs.

Yeah, come to think of it, there has to be a lot of puns to be made on this subject.

Isn't that all porn is good for?

Andy Chalk:
so maybe BoneCraft will be even bigger.

That's what she said.

Yeah this sounds pretty stupid but what are you going to do. Some people like games and are hypnotized by the very notion of "bewbs" and will buy this junk.

25 man raids just took on a whole new meaning.

I HAVE PLAYED BONETOWN.
Okay, now I have lost any credibility my comment could possibly have had, I can talk with the weight of rational thought off my shoulders.

If this turns out like their last game it will basically be a very, very, VERY limited third person sandbox game (think GTA with awful controls, basic graphics and shagging women instead of stealing cars) with a sex mini game that has no gameplay, AT ALL. Seriously, if Bonetown was put on to one of the consoles you would have about six buttons on the controller that did nothing. (Although it would make an amusing Wii game for (im)mature parties at least for the 5 to 10 minutes it would take for the novelty of watching people thrust in front of their TV's to stop being funny.)

Please don't judge me, I was a victim of puerile curiosity.

Aptspire:
...must...repress...pylons...pun! :(

In this case it would be more like a "pile-on"...

Hey this game could fit right in with the discussion of this weeks extra credits.

squid5580:
Hey this game could fit right in with the discussion of this weeks extra credits.

You mean it wouldn't be too tight?

(Honestly, this is literally writing itself...)

Reed Spacer:

squid5580:
Hey this game could fit right in with the discussion of this weeks extra credits.

You mean it wouldn't be too tight?

(Honestly, this is literally writing itself...)

Not when there is elven maidens involved. LOTS of room to spare.

help me find my wand of light and we can ride my warg outta here

Bahahaha!!! I actually want to know more about this game. That trailer was hilarious.

Oh, I recognize the work of these animators.

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Scrythe:
BoneCraft, Red Light District, Second Life...

This is why we'll never be able to enjoy a Holodeck/Danger Room: we'd spend too much time with our dicks in it.

EDIT: Inquiring minds want to know - just how did you stumble upon this nugget of Bratz doll debauchery, Andy?

And how the hell would that not be enjoyable??
This game kind of creeps me out, but it will probably disappear soon enough.
And I'm wondering that too, Andy, let's hear!

Godammit, that's not right what they're doing!

I may play this game. It might be a mini WarCraft I can play with adult humor thrown in! xD

Also, elves... ;3

....Now i have to wander what Pvp will be like in this game.

archvile93:
Will this game be arousing or just funny?

Did you actually watch the trailer? Because if you did and you still have to ask that question...

Where this sounds like spool much fun it has given me the thought: What would a battle between high tech (ie; space marines in there armour with bolters) and magic casters, like what you would find in WoW

Food for thought, also yay porn

-M

Shit keeps getting weirder and weirder. Then again, you did already had Warcraft related porn. Not games though.

Aptspire:
...must...repress...pylons...pun! :(

Good luck with that...

Infernai:
....Now i have to wander what Pvp will be like in this game.

I am refusing to wonder this same thing. In fact, this game... It's like Torchlight meets Warhammer 40k meets World of Warcraft/Starcraft meets something by Thrixxx (Excessive x's?).

whaaa.....hurr...choke n die....

Rule 34, I'm not surprised.

O______________O

I... Can't really think of any witty response... I-...

Just... Wow... I play Warcraft III, used to play WoW, big fan of blizzard but... Just... W-wow... Don't even know if I'm angry, finding it hilarious, or just plain sad...

What.

That's not even a question, just... What.

Also, why Elves?
I despise elves.

"Space marines crash on a mysterious planet with magical blue women. They find them very sexy. A video game ensues."

So, its like Giants: Citizen Kabuto, but porn?

I've gotta say. I don't like to be too judgy, but that is wierd.

Seriously strange stuff going on there.

That...thing...looks like someone mashed a Draenei and a Blood Elf together and gave it a Gnome's face.

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