Secret of Monkey Island Turned Into Porn Parody Puzzle Game

Secret of Monkey Island Turned Into Porn Parody Puzzle Game

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Forget insult sword fighting, the in-thing in the Carribean this seasons is apparently sexy pirate Tetris.

If you're in the business of making porn parodies, a twenty-year-old point and click adventure game might not be your first port of call. But apparently, no one told developer Grimmstone that, as it's adapted the LucasArts classic, Secret of Monkey Island for its adult puzzle game, "Sexy Adventures on Porn Island."

Grimmstone's version, titled "The Secret of Spunky Island," has a plot that doesn't seem all that different to that of the original game. Shortplank Hardwood has to complete three simple trials in order to become a pirate, which result in his fateful first meeting beautiful Governor of Scrumm Island, Molly Rhider, as he tries to steal an idol from her house. Sadly, Shortplank's piratical aspirations are interrupted by the appearance of the evil LeBonq and his army of ghost pirates, who all have just one thing on their minds.

Spunky Island's gameplay is rather similar to Tetris, as blocks fall from the top of the screen and the player only has a limited time in which to figure out what to do with them. There is a twist however, as rather than attempt to make lines, the player is trying to align body parts. Each block has a character on it, and the aim of the game is to maneuver the blocks into various X-rated positions. The action is presented as a movie shoot, so by making connections, you move on to different scenes.

As adult material goes, it's not likely to get too many people hot under the collar, but it's not hard to smile at how lovingly tongue-in-cheek the whole thing is.

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I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"

Yay, another application of rule 34. How I hate that rule.

Scrumpmonkey:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"

More porn "parodies". Keep them coming, guys. At some point the market has to get saturated.

There is a twist however, as rather than attempt to make lines, the player is trying to align body parts. Each block has a character on it, and the aim of the game is to maneuver the blocks into various X-rated positions.

One day our species will have exterminated itself, and amidst the windblown ruins, an alien surveyor will find a precious record left behind by the planet's former inhabitants. It will be the only document of our culture that remains. This shall be that document.

I guess this isn't a bad choice since anyone who still buys porn in a physical format will certainly be old enough to know the game :P

Its stranger for the more contemporary porn "connoisseur" who doesn't even need context anymore.

Scrumpmonkey:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"

Yes, yes you do.

Who was smoking what to come up with that idea?!

I'm actually mildly disappointed - with someone willing to take this all the way, this could have been the revival of Leisure Suit Larry! (Especially since his last game or two was terrible) Plus, body tetris was done ages ago with Sextris. I remember being amused by that at least in high school.

The game was pretty funny at first, but it's hardly related to Monkey Island at all.

Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an angry penis rip off or something

Porn creators are the salt of the earth. Nay, they are heroes, and legends of our time.

Pervert on, you crazy bastards!

thisbymaster:
Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an angry penis rip off or something

I'm guessing you mean making a game like Angry Birds, but the way you've put it is terrifying.

As I wise man once said...

Yahtzee:
Never stick your dick in pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna eat because you stuck your dick in it!

IS NOTHING SACRED?!

Ha, ha, ha! Sounds hilarious.

Scrumpmonkey:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"

Indeed you do, my friend. Indeed you do...

Seriously. What the bloody hell is this? I mean, why? Just why?

thisbymaster:
Boring, at least make it interesting. Tetris? Couldn't they make an angry penis rip off or something

O_O
I......what....my...
Just..... just....think about what you said....

Damn... it's like the 80's except it is way easier to access stupid crap like this. lol, my god what is this world coming to... not this! haha get it? not this? haaa? ... nevermind.

sounds like the old game sextris

Say what?

How do they come up with this?

Scrumpmonkey:

Grouchy Imp:

Scrumpmonkey:
I think i speak for all of us when i say "...the fuck?"

Yes, yes you do.

Who was smoking what to come up with that idea?!

That's f*cking hilarous! Now I want some - but only if sold to me by Nelson Mandela personally.

What the hell. Why would they do that to Monkey Island. They all fight like cows, honestly. WTF.

Well well well.... another one bites the dust. I must admit though, seeing such a grandiose title suffer the indignity of pornography defacement amuses me greatly.

coldfrog:
I'm actually mildly disappointed - with someone willing to take this all the way, this could have been the revival of Leisure Suit Larry! (Especially since his last game or two was terrible) Plus, body tetris was done ages ago with Sextris. I remember being amused by that at least in high school.

I just played that for a bit and it has to be the worst version of tetris ever. You can't rotate and move pieces at the same time. Once the novelty went it wasn't very entertaining.

This sounds pretty funny for novelty value since I like Tetris and Monkey Island. Maybe it'll be like Sextris though =P

EDIT: I used to love Leisure Suit Larry. I can remember getting ran over a lot in it though >_>

At least the names are somewhat humourous.

The only thing that stuck out (huh huh) for me in all this (no i didn't click the link - work PC...) is...

"Monkey Island"

"20 year old game"

YOU LIE!
...please tell me that's a lie. :-(

Jesus. So old.

No part of this idea makes any sense.

Sex Tetris? I think my brain just broke.

 

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