Serena Williams' Butt Stars in Mind-Boggling Top Spin 4 Ad - UPDATED

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No thanks, not convinced. Rileah on the other hand...

Hmmm, I'm not really all that into asses so I will have to forward this along to someone else to attain a verdict. Also, I think this is the first add I've seen that would attain a higher ESRB rating then the game it's advertising.

So she gets to play with my Wii?


Rawr!

The_root_of_all_evil:
Sexiest?

Nah.

Maria Sharapova scares me. She has a gorgeous face but she's taller than me and her shoulders, as that picture demonstrates, are beastly. I'm not exactly tiny and she could break me with absolutely zero effort. Definitely still hot though.

Thumbs up for taking the medium back another decade!!

*sigh*

Thank you for thinking that this is what is going to make me want to play a games. If I want porn, I'll look up porn.

Oh God, that was horrible, cannot be unseen O.O

Honestly, what were they thinking?! This is something I'd expect to see from Sony, not 2K...

The racism of you people never ceases to astound me.

Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis star on the face of the planet.

Just because she not some 95 lb bean pole white girl she has to be "manly" or "ugly"?

Grow up guys.

Doesnt seem like a big deal to me. Using sex to move a product is nothing new. NOTHING new...NOTHING

This video makes me wanna know something, anyone know a site where people take the heads of female celebrities and put them on super hot bodies?

ImprovizoR:
Doesn't work on me. She looks like a dude. They should have put Ana Ivanovic in the trailer.
image

I was gonna say... Serbian Ana Ivanovic by far.

ToonLink:
The racism of you people never ceases to astound me.

Serena Williams is the sexiest tennis star on the face of the planet.

Just because she not some 95 lb bean pole white girl she has to be "manly" or "ugly"?

Grow up guys.

I don't know if this will be very good but here goes.

Well excuuuuuuussseee me sir! Some of us like our black women like our white women.....white and 95 lbs

the end says it all: "you do realise this is a fantasy right?"

But still as a gaming ad goes..this is an epic fail...but a WINNER as a porn trigger!

SelectivelyEvil13:
Ew, what? When was Serena Williams declared the "sexiest tennis player?"

kurupt87:

Edit: I mean I realise looks are subjective but proclaiming someone as the sexiest woman in tennis is a pretty bold claim; I'm stringently heterosexual and there are men I'd take over her.

Yeah, you put it nicer than me (e.g. the words "trans" and "sexual" could join to become one of my adjectives of choice to describe the ad's "sexiest tennis player" choice)

I honestly couldn't finish the video; seeing Serena Williams like that seared a painful image in the back of my mind that I am trying REALLY FRACKING HARD to erase.

*shudders*

Sir you're to mean, as a lover of Transexual Women i've seen many hotter then her.

Actually I don't find the image of Sarena offensive as much as just unappealing.

Wait they were selling a game? I didn't see it cause Serena's ass kept getting in the way

The_root_of_all_evil:
Sexiest?

image

Nah.

I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to go shoe shopping.
So what if she's 6 foot 2? I'm willing to do a little mountain climbing to reach her peaks.

At least the EA adds for Dead Space 2 where funny, this is just sad.

Finally women's tennis is revealed as the spectacle it really is.
/sexism

Anyway the girls were nice but I'd much rather see Ana Ivanovic

John Marcone:
Why... why did I just watch a video of a shaved gorilla swing a glow in the dark dildo to a porn movie OST?

...

The_root_of_all_evil:
Sexiest?

image

Nah.

Yep. This sums it up.

Who the fuck considers either of the Williams sisters to be hot, let alone the hottest in tennis.

Please, every single straight male in this thread would bone her given the chance.

You realize this is a fantasy, right?

Can I return this fantasy? I seem to have got someone else's.


s0m3th1ng:
Please, every single straight male in this thread would bone her given the chance.

No. I am not such a mindless set of gonads that I would have sex with a woman I don't find attractive.

So you've got a tennis player I care nothing about and don't find attractive and some seemingly random woman I've never heard of in a horrible ad. 2K I know tennis games might not sell impressive numbers, but an ad like this is not the answer.

s0m3th1ng:
Please, every single straight male in this thread would bone her given the chance.

Um, most single straight males would stick their dick in a plug hole if it had a bit of hair around it. Or they were drunk... Does not make it attractive.
Yes, quite a few guys would bang the ape woman. But how many would admit it to their friends afterwards?

FYI Serena Williams CAN crack walnuts with her butt. I happen to know this for a fact (it's probably best if you don't ask how though).

SaneAmongInsane:

SelectivelyEvil13:
Ew, what? When was Serena Williams declared the "sexiest tennis player?"

kurupt87:

Edit: I mean I realise looks are subjective but proclaiming someone as the sexiest woman in tennis is a pretty bold claim; I'm stringently heterosexual and there are men I'd take over her.

Yeah, you put it nicer than me (e.g. the words "trans" and "sexual" could join to become one of my adjectives of choice to describe the ad's "sexiest tennis player" choice)

I honestly couldn't finish the video; seeing Serena Williams like that seared a painful image in the back of my mind that I am trying REALLY FRACKING HARD to erase.

*shudders*

Sir you're to mean, as a lover of Transexual Women i've seen many hotter then her.

Actually I don't find the image of Sarena offensive as much as just unappealing.

Offensive to the senses, my good man. ;)

Those few seconds felt like the entirety of Splice just on a level of awkward, let alone an entire slew of negative emotions. So I suppose the proper description would be "Dren-like." Yes, this video was so very, very Dren to me. UGHERHHHHH....

World's Sexiest Tennis Player?

That is not Maria Sharapova...

Like this is different from what any other studio pushes. This is just different because it is tennis and not street racing or some other game.
And Serena Williams can crack walnuts with that butt. And that I have no problem with.
I was more weirded out by whatsher(?)face the so-called "sexiest tennis gamer."

maddawg IAJI:
So to compensate for your lack of innovation, you make an advertisement featuring two women in scantily clad clothing swinging around a stick with a glowing ball on it? What the hell 2K? This is just down right immature...and the sad part is that it probably would have worked if they had any idea what the term sexy means.

Well if it worked for Nuke Nukem Forever...

Luke5515:
I always see Serena Williams as the epitome of manliness is tennis, so this....frightens me.

^^ Yeah the Williams girls never struck my as "sexy".. wasn't there some Swedish and Asian hotties a few years back that would be far more appropriate for this?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

...Heh. The game is rated 'E'. The marketing campaign, on the other hand...

Ah, sure, Serena Williams is a good-looking woman. But they think this is going to make me buy a tennis game? Seriously? What, they think I'll get it hoping to zoom in on the polygonal model of Williams? If something like Dead or Alive couldn't sell me on that basis, what chance does Top Spin 4 have?

I guess they can pat themselves on the back that between being offended and being amused being amused seems to have won, but I'm definitely laughing at them, not with them.

I like T&A as much as the next person, but this is too far.

Can we as a gaming community try and pull ourselves away from the "All gamers are men who can never get women and will only play games with tits and asses in them" stereotype? It's pissing me off how often this shows up. It's gotta be more than 90% of games.

it was actually the 2 or 3 clips of the actual game inbetween the well what ever that was that got me interested in the game perhaps they would have been better releasing a gameplay video with a couple of hot gamers in normal skimpy clothes to show off the move capability rather than ... that .....

Oh wow....That update is hilarious.

"errr...We had nothing to do with it!"

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