Cat Finds Tank, Brings Ruination

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Cat Finds Tank, Brings Ruination

A feline activist has launched a pre-emptive strike against humanity. Further attacks are feared.

As fuzzy and adorable as cats are, given half the chance, they would undoubtedly rise up and assume their rightful place as Rulers of the Earth. Those of us who survive the revolution will be enslaved, and forced to dispense tuna and belly tickles whenever our feline masters demanded them. Those who died in the war will be considered lucky.

Unfortunately, it may already be too late: If this video evidence - which contains both scenes of graphic violence and strong language - is to be believed, then the revolution may already have started. Captured by the brave souls at Whitehouse Post, the video shows a cat insurgent in a small, but powerful, tank. As you can see, it takes some extreme measures to bring the cat down. No cat groups have come forward and claimed responsibility for the attack however, so it could be that this was just a rogue operative, or a possibly just a disenfranchised stray, striking out against the human status quo.

With the threat of further cat action always a possibility, it's important that everyone remains on guard and reports any suspicious feline activity to the authorities. Do not be taken in by their cute faces and playful demeanors; the enemy is everywhere, and we will all have to pull together to survive.

Source: The Mary Sue

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Never bring a gun the a tank fight... especially when there are kitties involved D:

Dear god save us all.

Lucky for me, I've always been a dog person.

Death to the kitties!

OH god we're all DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

Thundercats, save us! Oh shit, they're turning!

My legions of dog troops will push this menace into the sea!

Damn it, it's happening again. Somebody put these felines down again.

Unleash the canine hordes.

"I love the smell of catnip in the morning"

-Catopocylpse Now

This reminds me a little of the 'cats with thumbs' milk advert...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8&feature=player_detailpage

Finaly the lolcat makes sense!
It was just a plan, to see if we were weak to there most dangerous weapon: sillines.
Soon they'll launch there new weapon: the Pinguin Projector.

Before watching the video I assumed you were joking about the language and violence... My God that was hilarious.

I dont think anyone could defeat such cuteness. . .
On a side note, Im making extra efforts to keep my cat happy and watching my credit card to make sure there is no tank purchases going on behind my back.

I'm fine, our eldest cat loves me, and she keeps the other two in line, so when the uprising comes our family will be treated favorably as we all have a cat that likes us each. Viva a la revolution!

I dont think anyone could defeat such cuteness. . .
On a side note, Im making extra efforts to keep my cat happy and watching my credit card to make sure there is no tank purchases going on behind my back.

double post :X

quick someone combine a dog with a rocket launcher or a anti tank rifle or atleast a sniper.

this is great :')

NinjaDeathSlap:
This reminds me a little of the 'cats with thumbs' milk advert...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8&feature=player_detailpage

i hadnt seen that before, but they are kinda similar

anyway that video was great XD

Really awesome and cute video. And gory, too. I lol'd. Not at the gory parts, though. Well, not a lot, at least.
Still, the cat riding the tank was so damn cute!
As a person who has had one or more cats most of his life, i am hoping they'll have mercy on me.
We'll see...

The best thing about this video is that it uses the music from Kellys Heroes.

I was going to make a snide comment about how it must be a real slow news day for you to resort to reporting on an internet cat video.

But I think that one was justified.

Shit. Anyone know Sniper Wolf's number?

I believe this call for the Doctor to save us! Also I guess that Cats & Dogs film is real!

Quick Escapists! Prepare yourselves!

Cats with tanks? What a cat-astrophe! We'll be left mewling in an abandoned alleyway, searching for fish and milk in bins as the cat overlords take over our households!

I think I'm gonna get a second dog... just in case

Logan Westbrook:
A feline activist has launched a pre-emptive strike against humanity. Further attacks are feared.

Kudos.

Besides, we're done for - they're already in our homes!

...I dont care if they will bring or doom or enslave ous, They are just to cute!

All hail our supreme overlord, Mittens!

Ephraim J. Witchwood:
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.

May Death come swiftly to their enemies!

I accept our kitty overlords and i apply to be a general or bodyguard in their army.

Look out! It's General Catton!

...Like you didn't think of that, too.

My cats deem to share the bed with me so I am hopeful I will be spared!

Meh 3 cat I am already thier slave. More of the same for me.

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Right right! Stop this now! This has gotten quite silly. Won't have any more felines driving tanks and shooting people. The end! Stop rolling camera.

Stop it!

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