Red Faction: Armageddon Features Rainbow-Farting Unicorn | |
Red Faction: Armageddon Features Rainbow-Farting Unicorn Players can unlock Mr. Toots and wield the unicorn of laser-butt-death as a playable weapon in the sci-fi shooter. Oh, how far we've come. Videogames have resorted to poop jokes before, but never has a game completed the trifecta of combining lasers, farts and unicorns in one delicious package. As a "reward" for one million fans downloading the demo to the latest sci-fi shooter Red Faction: Armageddon, the developer Volition offers Mr. Toots. You have to see it to believe it. "After completing the single-player campaign, Mr. Toots will be rewarded as a playable weapon," a statement from THQ read. "Lift up his tail to break unicorn-wind upon your foes, instantly melting targets with devastating rainbows and happiness. Enemies will quake before your flatulent malevolence. "Such is the power of Mr. Toots." I'm not sure how a laser-farting unicorn fits in with Red Faction's backstory, but I guess Volition doesn't really care that much about verisimilitude. Ah, who am I kidding? That Mr. Toots is adorable! Here's a more complete introduction to the wonders of the Toots. | |
Already met Mr. Toots from freddiew's Youtube channel, but it's nice to see him again. Not that I'll be buying the game or anything, but still... | |
A few words, If I may?; Also, what happens when you drop 'Mr Toots' when you die? Does it fly into the sunset? | |
Can he fire a Sonic Rainboom? Oh.... he can! | |
O_o That is the face I made. The anguished wailing look on Mr. Toots seems to indicate that passing a rainbow is a horrifically painful experience. It is quite disturbing. | |
No. This is far more appropriate. | |
that all one can really say about this. | |
I...er...well... o_o how...ugh nevermind... | |
Another reason Volition games are the best games. I can't wait to play this game. | |
Cutest | |
It's not meant to fit in with Red Faction's serious tone. That's the whole point. | |
Freddie Wong, anyone? | |
Though funny and ridiculous i have to say that this shouldn't be content in red faction, i could see this in say COD for multiplayer cause again COD is a commercial game that could accept this as Mr. Toots seems to be all about the commercialism. no doubt about it. | |
and one more reason for me to burn down SYFY studios. ugh...whats with the stupid video game streak? | |
You don't get it until you beat the game, so it's for a second playthru. | |
Guerilla had the Ostrich Hammer multiplayer unlock. | |
That expression on its face will haunt my nightmares. | |
I think perhaps the most hilarious thing is that in both of those videos, the first thing you see is 'MATURE'. | |
Well, damn. That's a surprise. Not only is that the most bizarre and completely awesome weapon I have ever seen in a video game, but now I know what freddiew was doing when he showed this video a little while ago. I'll just leave that there, for I believe it is relevant to the News Story. It all makes sense now. Glory to Mr. Toots!! | |
How randomlol this is. All it needs is moar bacon!!1 Really fits the zeitgeist. The zeitgeist can go eff itself, by the way. | |
Oh gawd.. It's Ensign Sue's Spunicorn! | |
Wait, this isnt news. YOu guys already reported on this. | |
Ok, I've never played any of the Red Faction games, nor have they ever held interest for me... Until now! | |
I'd be more interested if it was a poptart cat instead of a unicorn. In any case, it was amusing the first few times, but after seeing a full trailer of it, it got really creepy really fast. | |
You mean it actually fires a rainbow from its ass? I thought that was just something the Freddie W crew had decided to do with it. | |
Never before has a game teaser left me so.... speechless. +1 for being inventive and crazy -10 for creepy unicorn face that will give nightmares to children for untold generations | |
Oh God it took me two minutes to get up off the floor I was laughing so hard....SOLD! | |
I've already been acquainted with Mr. Toots. I can't wait to start blasting bad guys with his rainbow farts. | |
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