Police Called After Banana-Man Attacks Gorilla-Man in Ohio

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Wow, I guess that guy must feel like a right...Gorilla.

I know I wouldn't want to be that...Banana.

You could almost say that...Banana, owned that...Gorilla.

I pun good?

Yep. That whole thing is just plain bananas.

That manager was hilarious lol. Dude made the video.

This is HankMan's dream article. I'm glad to see the manager take it in stride and not go bananas over the incident.

Is he a banana vigilante?

I hope nobody got murdered today and lsot air time to this, they'd really be pissed off.

Well, except for the being dead thing.

...

Also, notice how this didn't happen until Obama got in? Bloody democrats, leaving the US at the mercy of roving bananas. Well, it's Fox

They're looking for a person in a banana costume. And they will never find him.

THE PERFECT CRIME.

A prank, this may be.

Violent, it may be.

Unprovoked, it may be.

Hilarious, it still be.

Those puns...

I could only think of this:

Spartan banana claims victory!

Vohn_exel:
Stories like this just really appeal to me.

Ape-peal?

I like this story a lot.

Frozen Donkey Wheel2:
Actually, one of my friends is planning something...similar. You see, in my area there is a Chick-Fil-A restaurant. As part of their advertising, they have a person in cow costume standing outside urging people to "Eat Mor Chiken". Cute right? Well, my friend just happens to own a chicken costume. And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

OT: A banana sprinting towards and then tackling a man in a gorilla suit is indeed a hilarious image, but that guy sounded like a moron. He pronounced "spartan" all weird.

Just tell him to make sure no one looking like Peter griffin is around when he do that.

really no one has done a in soviet russia joke yet

iniudan:

Frozen Donkey Wheel2:
Actually, one of my friends is planning something...similar. You see, in my area there is a Chick-Fil-A restaurant. As part of their advertising, they have a person in cow costume standing outside urging people to "Eat Mor Chiken". Cute right? Well, my friend just happens to own a chicken costume. And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

OT: A banana sprinting towards and then tackling a man in a gorilla suit is indeed a hilarious image, but that guy sounded like a moron. He pronounced "spartan" all weird.

Just tell him to make sure no one looking like Peter griffin is around when he do that.

Oddly enough, he has a plan for that, too.

It's in Ohio, crazy stuff happens all the time in that state its normal for them.

Maybe the guy in the banana-man costume was a Ray Comfort fan looking to make Bananas into the Atheists' Nightmare by attacking an ape-man, a symbol of the evolutionary process in blatant defiance of the natural order of things(which would make this mauling a miracle?)?

I guess you could say that the Gorilla was a yellow belly, getting himself beaten in this kind of monkey business, if I were there, they would have had to peel that banana off the ground...

Yeah, I suck.

LMAO, funny stuff even if it feels a bit contrived to the point of a put-on.

My money is on this suspect...

jamesworkshop:
really no one has done a in soviet russia joke yet

In America, banana goes bananas on guerilla.

In Soviet Russia, guerilla goes bananas for banana. What a country!

Kind of terribad, I know...but at least I tried! :P

Vohn_exel:
Stories like this just really appeal to me.

Don't you mean Ape-peal?

The guy obviously dressed as banana just to make this joke. It takes dedication to be that committed to a joke.

FalloutJack:
I believe the following is all that needs to be said...

If that ain't what they're referencing, I don't know what it is.

Maybe this...


Because this makes as much sense as that little news segment.

Viva la revolution! No longer shall banana prisoners be skinned alive and then devoured!

This makes me proud to live in Ohio.

thick doona:

Vohn_exel:
Stories like this just really appeal to me.

Ape-peal?

I like this story a lot.

Twilight_guy:

Vohn_exel:
Stories like this just really appeal to me.

Don't you mean Ape-peal?

The guy obviously dressed as banana just to make this joke. It takes dedication to be that committed to a joke.

Haha, I hear an echo :D Also, these are awesome! I love bad puns.

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