Police Called After Banana-Man Attacks Gorilla-Man in Ohio

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SomeBritishDude	36 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 06:15
	Wow, I guess that guy must feel like a right...Gorilla. I know I wouldn't want to be that...Banana. You could almost say that...Banana, owned that...Gorilla. I pun good?

Brian Hendershot	37 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 10:49
	Yep. That whole thing is just plain bananas.

AugustFall	38 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 12:27
	That manager was hilarious lol. Dude made the video.

RedEyesBlackGamer	39 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 15:27
	This is HankMan's dream article. I'm glad to see the manager take it in stride and not go bananas over the incident.

pandasaw	40 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 15:33
	Is he a banana vigilante?

Thaluikhain	41 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 15:40
	I hope nobody got murdered today and lsot air time to this, they'd really be pissed off. Well, except for the being dead thing. ... Also, notice how this didn't happen until Obama got in? Bloody democrats, leaving the US at the mercy of roving bananas. Well, it's Fox

weirdee	42 POSTED: 9 Jul 2011 16:49
	They're looking for a person in a banana costume. And they will never find him. THE PERFECT CRIME.

Sougo	43 POSTED: 10 Jul 2011 10:33
	A prank, this may be. Violent, it may be. Unprovoked, it may be. Hilarious, it still be.

Tharwen	44 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 12:21
	Those puns... I could only think of this:

Akexi	45 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 13:01
	Spartan banana claims victory!

thick doona	46 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:01
	Vohn_exel: Stories like this just really appeal to me. Ape-peal? I like this story a lot.

iniudan	47 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:13
	Frozen Donkey Wheel2: Actually, one of my friends is planning something...similar. You see, in my area there is a Chick-Fil-A restaurant. As part of their advertising, they have a person in cow costume standing outside urging people to "Eat Mor Chiken". Cute right? Well, my friend just happens to own a chicken costume. And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter. OT: A banana sprinting towards and then tackling a man in a gorilla suit is indeed a hilarious image, but that guy sounded like a moron. He pronounced "spartan" all weird. Just tell him to make sure no one looking like Peter griffin is around when he do that.

jamesworkshop	48 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:21
	really no one has done a in soviet russia joke yet

Frozen Donkey Wheel2	49 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:27
	iniudan: Frozen Donkey Wheel2: Actually, one of my friends is planning something...similar. You see, in my area there is a Chick-Fil-A restaurant. As part of their advertising, they have a person in cow costume standing outside urging people to "Eat Mor Chiken". Cute right? Well, my friend just happens to own a chicken costume. And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter. OT: A banana sprinting towards and then tackling a man in a gorilla suit is indeed a hilarious image, but that guy sounded like a moron. He pronounced "spartan" all weird. Just tell him to make sure no one looking like Peter griffin is around when he do that. Oddly enough, he has a plan for that, too.

Mrrrgggrlllrrrg	50 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:33
	It's in Ohio, crazy stuff happens all the time in that state its normal for them.

Faux Furry	51 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 14:39
	Maybe the guy in the banana-man costume was a Ray Comfort fan looking to make Bananas into the Atheists' Nightmare by attacking an ape-man, a symbol of the evolutionary process in blatant defiance of the natural order of things(which would make this mauling a miracle?)?

Thimblefoot	52 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 15:04
	I guess you could say that the Gorilla was a yellow belly, getting himself beaten in this kind of monkey business, if I were there, they would have had to peel that banana off the ground... Yeah, I suck.

Fursnake	53 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 15:08
	LMAO, funny stuff even if it feels a bit contrived to the point of a put-on. My money is on this suspect...

Fursnake	54 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 15:14
	jamesworkshop: really no one has done a in soviet russia joke yet In America, banana goes bananas on guerilla. In Soviet Russia, guerilla goes bananas for banana. What a country! Kind of terribad, I know...but at least I tried! :P

Twilight_guy	55 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 17:11
	Vohn_exel: Stories like this just really appeal to me. Don't you mean Ape-peal? The guy obviously dressed as banana just to make this joke. It takes dedication to be that committed to a joke.

Alphakirby	56 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 19:10
	FalloutJack: I believe the following is all that needs to be said... If that ain't what they're referencing, I don't know what it is. Maybe this... Because this makes as much sense as that little news segment.

Asuka Soryu	57 POSTED: 11 Jul 2011 19:41
	Viva la revolution! No longer shall banana prisoners be skinned alive and then devoured!

Febel	58 POSTED: 12 Jul 2011 03:00
	This makes me proud to live in Ohio.

Vohn_exel	59 POSTED: 13 Jul 2011 00:48
	thick doona: Vohn_exel: Stories like this just really appeal to me. Ape-peal? I like this story a lot. Twilight_guy: Vohn_exel: Stories like this just really appeal to me. Don't you mean Ape-peal? The guy obviously dressed as banana just to make this joke. It takes dedication to be that committed to a joke. Haha, I hear an echo :D Also, these are awesome! I love bad puns.


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