League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

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League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

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It turns out that alt+tabbing doesn't turn off your webcam.

Not content to let Ilyes "Stephano" Satouri take the award for livestreaming gaffe of the month, a League of Legends player has been caught masturbating during a live match.

Andrew "Slooshi" Pham was livestreaming one of his rounds earlier today, when he decided to alt-tab, watch some porn and entertain a brief visit from Rosie Palm and her five daughters. Unfortunately, he forgot to turn off the livestreaming program he was using to capture his game. The program captured both the on-screen action - "Shower and Massage with hot beauty Asian Kina Kai" courtesy of SoapyMassage.com - and 17-year-old Slooshi's, uh, appreciation of the video.

Rather than curl up into a ball and wish for death, Slooshi seems to be taking the gaffe in his stride. Once he got a grip on the situation, he changed the banner of his streaming site to read "Got caught fapping AMA" and has even joked that his impromptu genital fondling was a legitimate "tactic."

Slooshi isn't the first victim of accidental livestreaming. Last month, small time DOTA streamer, Zyori, became infamous when he failed to turn off his streaming program before wandering around semi-naked. Viewers were treated to the sight of Zyori, naked from the waist down, scratching his scrotum and spending a minute appreciating its scent.

More recently, professional StarCraft 2 player, Illyes "Stephano" Satouri, was suspended from play for a month following a series of off-color jokes about child abuse he made during a game he assumed was private.

Source: Twitch.Tv

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Makes me wonder how he got the nickname "Slooshi" in the first place =(

But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?

Holy christ that's funny.

Masturbating between League of Legends rounds, really? It reminds me of when my roommate would play LoL for entire days on end, and sprint to the bathroom / throw ramen in the microwave between rounds. I'm pretty sure if he ever took a shit on one of those bathroom runs, he didn't bother to wipe his ass.

Cmon, you can spare a real break to masturbate. :/

Really sucks to be that guy. Granted, the hilarity of his failure to remain attentive was probably more interesting than his gameplay.

Good for him taking it in stroke... I mean stride.

I dont like the guy in the video though.

So I guess being surprised this happens is not the appropriate response? Interesting/funny.

Once he got a grip on the situation...

>.>

But if this is where LoL is going what will be the point of chat roulette?

dyre:
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Gotta get it out while you still have nurse Akali in your head man.

Grey you might want to let everyone know that Rosie Palm's youngest daughter is 18. No need for legal issues here.

Apparently people watching porn counts as news these days >.>

jcb1337:
But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?

I would believe so. It is played across Asia (primarily the "grind" countries like Korea/China) and is quite possibly the biggest game next to World of Warcraft in the western world. Plus it's F2P. All that would easily add up to a game with the largest playerbase, and it's growing by the minute.

jcb1337:
Really sucks to be that guy. Granted, the hilarity of his failure to remain attentive was probably more interesting than his gameplay.

That's the thing though, instead of being embarrassed (he probably still is a bit) he's taking it with a hearty laugh and turned it into something positive. By doing that he's turned the whole thing around so most people will tend to laugh WITH him, not AT him :D
That's about the best anyone could make of the situation! Wouldn't you say?

Also he's done free advertising for Kina Kai, I bet she would be pleased.

Looking her up now.

Why have gamers developed a sudden obsession with livestreaming their every thought and action during their games? Why are they using webcams at all?

Obligatory:

He was helping support breast cancer awareness and research. Nothing wrong with that. All LoL players should look to him as a beacon of public servitude.

Professional athletes get caught banging hookers and doing blow. Professional e-sports players get caught fapping in front of everyone in the world.

Somehow I feel as if these guys aren't doing nerd stereotypes any favors XD

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

If only Feed Dump picked up on this before filming...

Well, it could have been worse. He could have fapped to some seriously hardcore hentai in front of the world. I don't think he'll ever live this down, but at least you could say that he avoided the worst possible scenario.

Please don't tell me he did this after playing rock hard malphite...

VanQQisH:
Well, it could have been worse. He could have fapped to some seriously hardcore hentai in front of the world. I don't think he'll ever live this down, but at least you could say that he avoided the worst possible scenario.

It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.

Aaron Sylvester:

jcb1337:
But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?

I would believe so. It is played across Asia (primarily the "grind" countries like Korea/China) and is quite possibly the biggest game next to World of Warcraft in the western world. Plus it's F2P. All that would easily add up to a game with the largest playerbase, and it's growing by the minute.

That's what SHE said!
but not what jcb1337 said >(

Susan Arendt:
Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

You've never had shower love?

kajinking:

It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.

Yeah, that would certainly net you a ban. I don't think you're allowed to post anything pornographic here since it's a SFW board. If anyone wants to play russian roulette with the internet, they need only type one word into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Susan Arendt:
Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

It's like they say if there's a niche someone out there will fill it.

I have no idea why LoL is so popular. Porn I understand, civilization would collapse into Borderlands style anarchy with out it.

You should always follow the rule of fap, cover your camera before you do it. Or, you know, be intelligent enough to get that out of the way before or after you are narcissistically video streaming yourself playing LoL because trust me no one wants to see either.

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Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm not telling you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.

VanQQisH:

kajinking:

It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.

Yeah, that would certainly net you a ban. I don't think you're allowed to post anything pornographic here since it's a SFW board. If anyone wants to play russian roulette with the internet, they need only type one word into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

I can't be sure what that word is but I can give ya two more, futanari and scat. I'm pretty sure entering both into Google at the same time causes your computer explode.

Edit: To anyone who reads this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENTER THESE INTO GOOGLE

DVS BSTrD:
But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?

Dear god, please just die.....my THOUGHTS hurt after that one... xP

I got a good laugh out of the story, though. Fappin' one out during a match...just couldn't wait, could it?

Tiger Sora:
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Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm tell you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.

I've come to notice that Grey, more often than not, is the one that posts off-beat/humorous stories such as this. Most of the other writers seem to write about more "serious" issues.

Personally, I look at all of Grey's material like the comic section of a newspaper, this is especially applicable since he writes Critical Miss.

RJ 17:
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May very well be he's the "comic section" so to say. Still this is below a news post for standards I think.

Also typo in my post 3rd paragraph, should read "It's not my site. I'm not tellingyou how to run it.
I may also be generalizing to much, certainly isn't every area, I won't blame Mr. Carter for it all either.

You know what, I'll just grab my coat and go. I'm not going to risk exploding for this.

Whenever things like this happen to anyone it's always good to know that it could have been worse. Could have been stabbed.

... Okay, guys. Just.. bare with me. I need to get this off my chest... *Inhales*

Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Tickling the trout
Thawing his banana popsicle
Hanging the pope
Firing a protein torpedo
Playing tug of war with a cyclops
Putting the tissue box through college
Achieving left handed liftoff
Engaging in the art of fisticuffs with a wiggly one eyed welshman!

*Exhale* Hoo! That... Glad I got that out of my system.

... Not like Slooshi did when he livestreamed his private session! Heyo! :D

OT: Yep. He fucked up. I mean, it's only common knowledge that you turn off or cover your webcam. Not that I would know from experience or anything like that! <_<
Would you believe me if I said the only reason that I wanted to post here was for those cheap masturbation jokes? <_<

Man, this is hilarious. Who forgets that shit?

Holy crap this is funny. Who leaves the webcam on when they finish a live stream...and who would watch porn afterwards!
Well least the viewers got a good time out of it. xD

NOT!

It would suck for them.
I love funny news like this.

Best news about LoL I ever heard...

Hope he learned a news lesson today!

This article is in error, he didn't forget to turn off his stream, he accidentally turned his stream on when he was jerking. He wasn't actually playing league beforehand.

Susan Arendt:
Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

I don't get it...
Sorry I keep not getting jokes, I really should stop asking for explanations...
But I'm curious... Ok, I'll just go away now...

The streamers are getting stupider every day :(
what happened to the days when only like 50 people worldwide bothered with stream and then only if they had something to say.

kajinking:
I can't be sure what that word is but I can give ya two more, futanari and scat. I'm pretty sure entering both into Google at the same time causes your computer explode.

Edit: To anyone who reads this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENTER THESE INTO GOOGLE

So, I flagrantly ignored you and entered them into Google.

A. My computer did not explode.

B. I've seen worse. Not much worse, but worse.

OT: X buttons! How do they work?

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