PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

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PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

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It's only a few months into the new generation, but the PS4 is already winning the porn console war.

There are plenty of things we consider when comparing new consoles: raw power, graphical capabilities, game line-ups... oh, and which one's better for watching porn, of course. And when it comes to using the SugarDVD app, the results are in: PS4 owners are watching three times as much porn as Xbox One owners.

That discrepancy can be somewhat explained by the fact that Sony has sold more PlayStation 4 consoles than Microsoft has sold Xbox Ones--but not three times as many. There's no clear reason why PS4 owners are using SugarDVD three times as much as their console war rivals, but perhaps it has something to do with Microsoft's Kinect camera watching... always watching... that makes it less ideal as a porn machine.

Buzzfeed even has a list of the top ten SugarDVD movies for December 2013 on both systems, and there's some variance among them. While PS4 owners love tasteful masterpieces like It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter! 13 and Top Heavy Tarts 6 and 11, Xbox One owners are more into refined classics such as Top Heavy Tarts 24 and 25. You can find the full list for each system, as well as top categories, over at Buzzfeed--you know, if you're not too busy with your PornStation 4.

Source: Buzzfeed via Gizmodo

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But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Beat the Xbone.

Hehe... yeah.

Anyway, that's an interesting statistic. The part about it that surprises me is really just that people are A.) using their consoles for porn and B.) paying for porn in the first place.

SkarKrow:
But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Let's be perfectly honest: #1.

If anyone asks me to play on their PS4 I will be bringing sanitary wipes, this is just nasty.

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Hail to the king baby

JonB:

SkarKrow:
But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Let's be perfectly honest: #1.

Awwwwww yeah

PC master race in here!

Looks like virtual enemies aren't the only thing being beaten off...

*Ahem* I guess having that awkward kinect spying on you would kill anyones boner, haven't looked up any porn on my PS4, honest...

StriderShinryu:
B.) paying for porn in the first place.

In all honesty that's the thing that I find the most shocking actually. :P

OT: Looks like PS4 is trying to beat the Xbox One in more ways than one...I wonder how many people use their Wii U for porn since it actually doesn't have a filter for it's browser and, as my friend decided to test one day, has access to most porn sites. XD
Don't ask me why he went out of his way to look to see if it worked, but I'd rather not think about it. XD

JonB:

SkarKrow:
But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Let's be perfectly honest: #1.

I think pc users grab the top 3 spots.

To be honest, I don't really get it. "man, I'm sick of watching porn on my rinky dink 19 inch monitor! I want to watch it on a big ass flat screen and a stand alone porn delivery device!". When did consoles become a sex toy?

I didn't have a clue you could actually watch porn ... although with my skid mark of a country ushering in the internet security gates, in case we get out and hurt ourselves, porn might not be available on UK consoles.

The Xbone just wants to watch. What's wrong with that?

Yeah, this is the one statistic I don't think anyone asked for. Why would anyone watch porn on a console?

Well you dont want to have a wank with the kinect watching.......unless you're into that kind of thing.

So, to be clear, they're X-bone'd once again.

.....

Okay! I wasn't aware that this was important for, you know, gaming consoles...but what the hey, right?

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Anyway, you know, I would've thought the Xbox One's ability to go "Xbox Bing [insert your favourite real/hilarious porn title here]" would've given it an edge in this regard. And voyeurs would love being watched by the Kinect camera.

can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

schrodinger:
can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

Because PC porn watching is expensive! You'll have to build a 2000$ rig with SLI'd 780 TIs in order to get the same porn-watching experience as a console. Not to mention controllers are clearly more precise at choosing your porno of choice as opposed to a mouse+keyboard. And console porn is guaranteed to just work, as opposed to PC porn where you may run into driver compatibility issues when running your favorite sexytime programs.

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

Pornstation 4 versus the XBoner. Strap in tight, get a good grip, and bite that lip cause this gonna be one messy pound-fest.

OT: does the SugarDVD porn app have native vibration support? Kinda seems like they missed an opportunity if not.

Who knew the PS4 community has more wankers then the Xbone's?

This article must have been a delight to write. Miss LeBoeuf, you clearly had fun with this.

The funny thing is, Porn is the reason why VHS and Blu-ray won over Beta and HD-DVD respectively.

Also this:
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See? I always knew Sony fanboys where a bunch of w*****s! Only joking, nothing wrong with some porn. Seriously though I wonder how much this has to do with needed a Gold subscription to use apps with Microsoft but not with Sony?

....Con...grad....ulations? Yeah...I really have no idea how to react to that one. I can't see the PS4 advertising itself as "Best platform for watching porn on". Frankly this is one area where the PC wins, no questions asked.

I would assume it's because XBone puts all it's media behind the Live paywall, where as ANY PS4 user can access the porn app. One of my big reasons for getting a PS4 was not having to pay twice to watch Netflix and I'm sure that same logic resonates with porn users.

According to my most recent 7 minute study, more people use windows phones for porn than any other OS.

Really, XOne users? THT 24 and 25?? They're not even as good as 6... let alone 11... (Even though I prefer 9 and, to a lesser extent, 16...)

Less joking aside, there's a part of me that would not mind the XOne "watching" me during certain porn sessions... as long as don't hear any heavy breathing coming from it... (That's my "joj"...)

SkarKrow:
But what about PC Users? Where do we rank in porn usage?!

Not only is PC #1, it's like 1000 times more porny than the competition combined.

Andy Shandy:
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Damnit man, I just spat water all over my computer screen.

Phrozenflame500:
[quote="schrodinger" post="7.838351.20572711"]

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

I fell off my chair laughing at that one. Bravo sir.

OT: I am sure now a ton of people are going to be alarmed that their consoles are tracking their porn habits. Prepare the tinfoil hats and condoms! Though the second one might hurt a bit.

I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Phrozenflame500:

schrodinger:
can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

Because PC porn watching is expensive! You'll have to build a 2000$ rig with SLI'd 780 TIs in order to get the same porn-watching experience as a console. Not to mention controllers are clearly more precise at choosing your porno of choice as opposed to a mouse+keyboard. And console porn is guaranteed to just work, as opposed to PC porn where you may run into driver compatibility issues when running your favorite sexytime programs.

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

True, once you've seen porn in 4K it's quite off putting because no makeup in world can defy that resolution, also seeing a close up of a mans hairy sweaty ass crack during a dodgy under the leg shot in 4K can never be unseen.

What I want to know are the statistics on how the stream function is being used on the PS4 :P.

The Gentleman:
I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Have you considered Eroge?

Strangely enough there's a Star Wars Parody called Porn Wars.

The Gentleman:
I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

I know you're joking about this here...but the sad thing is I'm pretty sure that exists, especially in the Japanese market. XD

Nouw:
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There were some states a while ago that mention it. When it comes to streaming PS4 games on Twitch, it's safe to say that most of those are using the PS4's built in streaming device seeing as the PS4 is HDCP encrypted so you can't use an HD Capture card unless you were to use an HDCP stripper.

KaZuYa:

Phrozenflame500:

schrodinger:
can't...can't they just use a computer anyways? That's why 89.9% of people use their computer and interwebs for, and don't you all deny it.

Because PC porn watching is expensive! You'll have to build a 2000$ rig with SLI'd 780 TIs in order to get the same porn-watching experience as a console. Not to mention controllers are clearly more precise at choosing your porno of choice as opposed to a mouse+keyboard. And console porn is guaranteed to just work, as opposed to PC porn where you may run into driver compatibility issues when running your favorite sexytime programs.

There are plenty of good reasons to be a Console Porn Peasant as opposed to a member of the PC Masturbating Race.

True, once you've seen porn in 4K it's quite off putting because no makeup in world can defy that resolution, also seeing a close up of a mans hairy sweaty ass crack during a dodgy under the leg shot in 4K can never be unseen.

You say this as if there is a non dodgy variant of the under the leg shot that would make it all better.

Nouw:
What I want to know are the statistics on how the stream function is being used on the PS4 :P.

The Gentleman:
I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

Have you considered Eroge?

Oh yes, although I only have one on my PC at the moment since I have no idea where I would download those.

Neronium:

The Gentleman:
I'm looking at the list of titles and am very disappointed in the lack of quality there. Someone needs to get around to making some high quality, well written porn with a plot. Give us some emotional investment in the characters who are now fornicating for our viewing pleasure.

I know you're joking about this here...but the sad thing is I'm pretty sure that exists, especially in the Japanese market. XD

I was half joking. I am keenly aware of the quality of Hentai, but I'm disappointed more in the lack of production quality in live-action porn.

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