Super Bowl Porn: Everybody Scores!

Super Bowl Porn: Everybody Scores!

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What was your favorite part of yesterday's Super Bowl telecast: Bruce Springsteen's rockin' half-time show, the exciting last-minute heroics on the field or the dangling wang of Evan Stone, who gave viewers in Tuscon 30 seconds of a whole 'nother kind of action?

With less than three minutes to play, viewers watching the Super Bowl on Tuscon, Arizona-based KVOA-TV got a surprise eyeful when the show was interrupted by about 30 seconds of hardcore porn. According to a BBC report, "The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two."

The Arizona Daily Star said its newsroom was "flooded" with complaints about the swinging schwing, although whether they were the result of the inappropriate content or the fact that people missed 30 seconds of the game is unknown. How the mix-up happened is also unclear; KVOA sends its signal to Comcast via a fiber line, and station president Gary Nielsen said there wasn't any porn on the signal when they sent it out. The Consumerist says the clip was from the cable show Club Jenna and featured the naughty bits of Evan Stone, winner of the 2009 AVN Best Actor Award and star of the 2008 hit The Rage of Bonan.

"We are mortified by last evening's Super Bowl interruption, and deeply apologize to our customers for the inappropriate programming," Comcast spokeswoman Kelle Maslyn said in a statement. "We are aggressively investigating the situation including the possibility of foul play." Comcast has also said it will "compensate" viewers who were affected by Super Bowl the in-and-outage, although how the company will actually do that has not yet been announced.

Comcast is no doubt anxious to get out in front of this in order to avoid the controversy that accompanied Janet Jackson's quarter-second nipple-flash at the end of the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. The infamous "wardrobe malfunction" launched a tsunami of complaints, crackdowns and a record $550,000 fine against broadcaster CBS, and while a federal appeals court finally dismissed the fine in July 2008, saying the FCC acted "arbitrarily and capriciously" in levying the penalty, sensitivity to "malfunctions" remains high.

To that end, Comcast has set up a special email account which customers can use to express their concerns. Did your Super Bowl include surprise penis? Drop them a line at [email protected].

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That's okay, because I didn't watch the Super Bowl.

I can imagine how the hardcore footbal fans looked like.

The CNN article about it made it seem like one person somehow got into the system (either from the inside or out) and put it in; that it was an isolated incident. Either way, it was probably more exciting than Springsteen.

All Hail Tyler Durden!

Seriously though, IF this was the work of a hacker (of sorts), I'm rather disappointed they went with something so blatant and unimaginative. Live-hacking the video stream with overlays would have been much funnier. Something like making it seem that a certain player had a horsecock hanging between his legs, or something. Or on the less graphic, more prank end of things, cut the feed to a previous game between the same two teams and see how long it takes them to figure out they're not seeing the same game.

OR at the VERY least, replace the porn clip's audio with some Rick Astley, to let the world know for sure it's not just a crossed line.

Rage of Bonan made me laugh for a couple minutes.

Uberjoe19:
That's okay, because I didn't watch the Super Bowl.

This. Sports are boring.

Khell_Sennet:
All Hail Tyler Durden!

Seriously though, IF this was the work of a hacker (of sorts), I'm rather disappointed they went with something so blatant and unimaginative. Live-hacking the video stream with overlays would have been much funnier. Something like making it seem that a certain player had a horsecock hanging between his legs, or something. Or on the less graphic, more prank end of things, cut the feed to a previous game between the same two teams and see how long it takes them to figure out they're not seeing the same game.

OR at the VERY least, replace the porn clip's audio with some Rick Astley, to let the world know for sure it's not just a crossed line.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
They would never notice, though, if you just switched the games. That's why I hate sports: It's the exact same thing over and over again.

This is absolutely crazy especially as Arizona had just gone into the lead. I imagine more than one person lost their jobs for this. I would not have been happy, I guess I would have found it funny, but do it during a commercial - people are still watching, don't ruin the game.

MaxTheReaper:

Khell_Sennet:
OR at the VERY least, replace the porn clip's audio with some Rick Astley, to let the world know for sure it's not just a crossed line.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
They would never notice, though, if you just switched the games. That's why I hate sports: It's the exact same thing over and over again.

You have no idea the kind of image you just gave me with that.

*shudders*

On the plus side, that is fucking hilarious! No pun intended...? Though I didn't watch the super bowl, don't care much for men in tights grabbing each other for a ball.

Jumplion:

MaxTheReaper:

Khell_Sennet:
OR at the VERY least, replace the porn clip's audio with some Rick Astley, to let the world know for sure it's not just a crossed line.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
They would never notice, though, if you just switched the games. That's why I hate sports: It's the exact same thing over and over again.

You have no idea the kind of image you just gave me with that.

*shudders*

On the plus side, that is fucking hilarious! No pun intended...? Though I didn't watch the super bowl, don't care much for men in tights grabbing each other for a ball.

I am pleased at your suffering in ways my therapist and possibly the police should be aware of.

Aww, and here I was thinking that the Superbowl is boring. Still, I'm not sure which side I want to be on. One hand, everyone in America got blasted with, what they must have thought to be some strange ad a first. Although on the other hand... hells yes! Someone just blasted all of America with porn. Take that!

That'd be interesting for the Super Bowl to get interrupted by pron >:O

They should be glad it wasn't Hyper-porn.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1417

This happened in the country that starts an uproar when they see a single, exposed nipple on TV?
I'm surprised it didn't destroy itself completely over this.

Indigo_Dingo:
They should be glad it wasn't Hyper-porn.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1417

Reminds me of Futurama. I'm still dying to know what Ultraporn is (see the fountain of youth episode).
Pazoozoo!

well, it was tucson, arizona. you are allowed to carry a loaded handgun into a supermarket without a permit (so long as it is visible). the very same city that gave children the day off for rodeo day but not MLK day for the longest time. a little cock during your super bowl? ain't no thang

I was watching at my dad's place here in Tucson when this happened.....just wtf? I expected a replay of the last play but instead got a scene where a woman was taking off some dudes pants. x(

Man, this is why Europe laughs at America. Because it makes a huge deal out of something like this. Its not appropriate for kids, but its not the end of your life to see a little porn now and again.

The super bowl was rigged and I only watched it for the commercials.

Malygris:
Did your Super Bowl include surprise penis? Drop them a line at [email protected].

That just sounds like an ad you would see on TV - Perhaps from a law office.

Khell_Sennet:
All Hail Tyler Durden!

Seriously though, IF this was the work of a hacker (of sorts), I'm rather disappointed they went with something so blatant and unimaginative. Live-hacking the video stream with overlays would have been much funnier. Something like making it seem that a certain player had a horsecock hanging between his legs, or something. Or on the less graphic, more prank end of things, cut the feed to a previous game between the same two teams and see how long it takes them to figure out they're not seeing the same game.

OR at the VERY least, replace the porn clip's audio with some Rick Astley, to let the world know for sure it's not just a crossed line.

I agree something like a rick roll video or the words "All your bases are belong to us!" would of been better, or the words "You suck!". Good to know that there was porn in the super-bowl, ticket prices would of doubled before hand if everyone knew it would happen..

see, this is what happens when the comcast guy falls asleep and lets his screensaver come up

I'm slightly amused that there's this outroar against a woman appearing at the Superbowl instead of all those hunky men in tights shoving and grunting against each other.

Or did I miss something?

Malygris:
The Arizona Daily Star said its newsroom was "flooded" with complaints about the swinging schwing, although whether they were the result of the inappropriate content or the fact that people missed 30 seconds of the game is unknown.

A mix of the two, but probably more the former. Sports take precedence over every other aspect of our culture... except erotophobia.

Fightgarr:
Man, this is why Europe laughs at America. Because it makes a huge deal out of something like this. Its not appropriate for kids, but its not the end of your life to see a little porn now and again.

Quoted for truth.

Khell_Sennet:
Or on the less graphic, more prank end of things, cut the feed to a previous game between the same two teams and see how long it takes them to figure out they're not seeing the same game.

That would be fucking hilarious ^^

Specter_:

Khell_Sennet:
Or on the less graphic, more prank end of things, cut the feed to a previous game between the same two teams and see how long it takes them to figure out they're not seeing the same game.

That would be fucking hilarious ^^

At least someone agrees : )

Retodon8:
This happened in the country that starts an uproar when they see a single, exposed nipple on TV?
I'm surprised it didn't destroy itself completely over this.

You just gave me an image of Obama authorising a nuclear strike on him,self, and the rest of the States. "Now we'll see who's boss!"

I'm going to be laughing for some time now.

 

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