Pee-wee's Big Holiday Trailer Is Out; Paul Reubens Is a Vampire

Pee-wee's Big Holiday Trailer Is Out; Paul Reubens Is a Vampire

Netflix has released the trailer for its upcoming film, Pee-wee's Big Holiday, starring Paul Reubens and produced by Judd Apatow.

Netflix, Judd Apatow, and Paul Reubens have teamed up to resuscitate Pee-wee Herman, the character Reubens created in 1980. Pee-wee is set to star in Pee-wee's Big Holiday, produced by Apatow and coming to the online streaming service on March 18th.

That's all well and good. Pee-wee's Big Adventure was and still is an incredibly silly movie, and there is something strangely appealing about the chalk-skinned man-child.

The real story, though, is that Reubens is 63 years old and looks fantastic. The man is some kind of immortal being, unaffected by the erosive passage of time. He watches over us, and bears uncaring witness to our fleeting mortal lives. Just look at him!

Praise Pee-wee.

Source: Netflix

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And yet for some reason a werewolf has taken a liking to him.

Netflix, Judd Apatow, and Paul Reubens have teamed up to resuscitate Pee-wee Herman . . .

Ouch. Sadly, I can't say this looks to me like it'll be very good. Then again, I don't think I'm part of the target audience, so good luck everybody!

holy shit that guy is creepy cO

I remember his shows when I was a kid and I even enjoyed those movie/ special but sadly I haven't got Netflick but my bro does.

Oh look, the original Pinkie Pie.

I will be disappointed if the movie doesn't end with him getting arrested rubbing one out in a porno theater.

We knew he was a vampire. Didn't you notice him in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer? (Not the one with Geller)

That is one beautifully restored Fiat 600. Damn thing looks like it came straight off the assembly line!

Wait... so this is a prequel? Because Pee-Wee has been all over America. In the basement of the Alamo, for example.

Also, yes, Pee-Wee has been a vampire since the original Buffy movie.

008Zulu:
I will be disappointed if the movie doesn't end with him getting arrested rubbing one out in a porno theater.

Honestly, you get one indecent exposure charge and people never let you hear the end of it...

008Zulu:
I will be disappointed if the movie doesn't end with him getting arrested rubbing one out in a porno theater.

09philj:
Honestly, you get one indecent exposure charge and people never let you hear the end of it...

I was wondering how long it would take for this to get mentioned. Sort of glad and disappointed it took 6 posts (not incl. OP).

09philj:
Honestly, you get one indecent exposure charge and people never let you hear the end of it...

People may not remember all the good you have done in life, but they'll sure as Hell remember the bad.

 

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