Stonking Great Games: Yahtzee's Last Stand

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Good God, somebody actually remembered they were supposed to make a playable game in all this instead of a stapled-together Frankenstein's Monster of moldy in-jokes and out-of-context quotes. It doesn't help that the game's only playable by marmosets hopped up on long distance trucker-grade methamphetamine, but yes, there's definitely signs of a game in there.
- Richard Dansky, Red Storm
Of all the Flash games I've played where I had no idea what was going on, this was probably the most fun.
- Greg McClanahan, Kongregate
This game deserves big credit for both using fans as health power-ups, all future 'celebrity brawlers' should sit up and take notice.
- Nate Fox, Sucker Punch
I also have nostalgia for C-64 Jumpman, Robotron, and a whole lot of other things.
- Chad Dezern, Insomniac
Potentially a really fun platform-shooting. Good core controls, animations, sounds and FX and rules that don't take that long to grok. Unfortunately, it's tuned way too hard. Otherwise I'd have given this at least a 4 on 'fun'.
- Joby-Rome Otero, Luxoflux
While it's a small game, it's nice, slick, and fun to play!
- Dan Teasdale, Harmonix
A fun little platform shooter that gets frantic without becoming impossible or frustrating. The special power takes way too long to charge and is virtually useless, however.
- Yahtzee