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Not a fun game; it really doesn't capture the pure, childlike joy of bludgeoning videogame creators.
- Nate Fox, Sucker Punch
Every time an eighties sitcom started to plummet in the ratings they'd bring on a precocious little kid.
- Chad Dezern, Insomniac
Spelling is optional, capitalization is option, any sense whatsoever what the player is supposed to be doing is clearly optional.
- Richard Dansky, Red Storm
Death animations are overrated anyway.
- Greg McClanahan, Kongregate
A somewhat amusing text adventure. It had me chuckling a little I must admit.
- Joby-Rome Otero, Luxoflux
'Electromonix?' Playing this game made me feel like I was at work.
- Dan Teasdale, Harmonix
Good art, but gameplay consists only of whacking people with a stick and backing away, with none of the other weapons functioning at all. Seems quite unfinished, especially with the lack of sound.
- Yahtzee