Stonking Great Games: Revenge of Return to Escape from the Cave

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- Greg McClanahan, Kongregate
'Nightmare Mode' truly takes on multiple levels of meaning when the main character has no sense of direction.
- Dan Teasdale, Harmonix
Went old school with silly but really short and where's the grue?
- Rusty Bruchert, Sony
The title says it all, a work of pure genius written with a glowing green font.
- Nate Fox, Sucker Punch
I have very real and painful nostalgia for the entire Infocom library.
- Chad Dezern, Insomniac
Well done to resurrect the eye-searing horror of the green phosphor dot monitor.
- Richard Dansky, Red Storm
A text adventure. Well, at least it's a new idea. But it's more like a choose-your-own-adventure book written on about six post-it notes, and where you don't actually get to choose your own adventure.
- Yahtzee