Stonking Great Games: Zero Punctuation: The Game

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Points gained for crotch attack, but multiple points lost for spending your time cramming tasteless nazi references in the game, rather than spending that time noticing that you spelled 'Yahtzee' wrong.
- Dan Teasdale, Harmonix
While I am grateful for the original attack mechanic, I am also grateful that the 'Try Again' button doesn't work.
- Brian Bright, Neversoft
Mildly amusing, in much the same way as a small child who's just learned his first bit of profanity and can't wait to share it with Grandma, the neighbors, and the parish priest.
- Richard Danksy
I'm a sucker for entire 2d Castlevania series.
- Chad Dezern, Insomniac
A true grammar Nazi might notice that Yahtzee's name is misspelled on the menu screen.
- Greg McClanahan, Kongregate
Don't know what to say, another platformer with wiggy controls
- Rusty Buchert, Sony
The character creator and cutscenes are fairly well done, and the actual game is competently made, if rather shallow and predictable.
- Yahtzee