Stonking Great Games: Press X not to die

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'Pressing X not to die' in a game with no death was as effective as 'Pressing X to stop home invasion by tigers.'
- Dan Teasdale, Harmonix
I really wanted to enjoy this game, but after moving the creature around the text and head I found I really just wanted to find a shotgun and blow my brains out.
- Brian Bright, Neversoft
Sorry, but no.
- Richard Dansky, Red Storm
I curled up in a fetal position, frightened by the chomping Yahtzee-head; then, for some reason, I queued up 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner' and pretended the head was singing along.
- Chad Dezern, Insomniac
Is this actually a game or merely a test of how long I'll spend trying to figure out if this is a game?
- Greg McClanahan, Kongregate
On par with water boarding for user delights.
- Nate Fox, Sucker Punch
I don't think this qualifies as a game, but maybe I'm missing something.
- Joby-Rome Otero, Luxoflux
It didn't work!
- Kelly Zmack, Radical
Probably (and hopefully) unfinished. But what is there certainly doesn't fill me with confidence for the finished product.
- Yahtzee