Big-boobed socialite and reality television star Kim Kardashian wants to play big-boobed adventurer and archaeologist Lara Croft.
29-year-old Kim Kardashian is reportedly in talks to star in a future Tomb Raider movie as Lara Croft. She would be taking over the role that Angelina Jolie had played in two previous movies, if ShowBiz Spy's Hollywood insiders have their facts straight.
Kim Kardashian is a model and socialite known for... uh... stuff, and junk? I think I saw her naked on the internet once. I mean, I think my friend saw her naked on the internet once.
She does have some star power though, supposedly, with the Tomb Raider movie she's in negotiations for said to be a reboot of the Tomb Raider film series. An anonymous source revealed: "This will be something very different to Angelina's Lara. Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience."
Sources have also divulged that Kardashian has been taking acting lessons for quite some time now. She wants to make her big screen debut by putting these skills to good use filling the shoes of Lara Croft. I think she'll be filling more than that, am I right guys? Anybody? Is this thing on...?
I'm saying that she has boobs.