Member Since: 14 May 2010
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's RetrieversYou're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Personality QuizzesNot very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Holiday 2009Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!
Quiz AwardsI heard you really, REALLY like them.
Personality QuizzesYou have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
WoW TimelineYou are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
Personality QuizzesYou may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Personality QuizzesYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
The Jack of All Games
Personality QuizzesWho has time to finish games?
Personality QuizzesIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Best of the Best
Personality QuizzesAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Personality QuizzesMore real than real.
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
Personality QuizzesYou know games are meant to be modified.
Personality QuizzesYou only play really Important games.
Personality QuizzesYou attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Personality QuizzesWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
Personality QuizzesYou want to shoot things.
Personality QuizzesArticles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
Personality QuizzesYou lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
10 About 4
Quiz AwardsFor taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
ContestsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
AwardsGamers are the new supermen.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Warning to Others
Personality QuizzesYou might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
An Arcane Intellect
Quiz AwardsYou're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
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The Koopa King
Personality QuizzesYou're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz AwardsKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Quiz AwardsYou've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Personality QuizzesYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
The Lich King
ContestsYou've got this villain thing down cold.
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz AwardsYou could face Voldemort all by yourself!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz AwardsYou're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Quiz AwardsAced the BioShock quiz
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz AwardsAced the Oscars quiz
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
An Open Book
Quiz AwardsAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Rebecca Mayes Shoutout
Special EventsWho said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
There Will Be BrawlWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be BrawlWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
There Will Be BrawlWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be BrawlI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
5th Birthday PDF
Special EventsI downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
4th Birthday PDF
Special EventsI downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
CommunityHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
User Group Regular
CommunityMember of 15 user groups
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
You Really Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 10 others.
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
Pillar of the Community
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 50 others.
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
CommunityHas added more than 10 friends.
Lover, not a Fighter
CommunityHas added more than 100 friends.
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
Genre WarsHas fought 10 battles
Genre WarsHas fought 100 battles
Genre Wars"Crush your enemies!"
Genre Wars"Veni, vidi, vici."
Genre WarsHas won more than one battle consecutively
Genre WarsHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas won 50 battles without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas won a battle
Genre WarsHas won 10 battles
Genre WarsHas won 50 battles
Genre WarsHas won 100 battles
Genre WarsHas earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Genre WarsHas earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 25,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 100,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 50,000 treasure
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Personality QuizzesFor the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Personality QuizzesLoyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
WoW TimelineYou have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
WoW TimelineYou have earned your first mount.
WoW TimelineYour mount is seriously epic. Seriously
WoW TimelineI believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
Personality QuizzesHit first, ask questions later.
CommunityHas received and read messages from 10 people.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Personality QuizzesWe're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Personality QuizzesYou can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
A Ticket to the Spider-man Musical
Holiday 2010Falling room only.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!