You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Woo-oo!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You've Seen Movies

Happiness is a warm puppy

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

You're pretty average.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Before Jaws, there was you!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Dalek result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Thrice educated on games and learning.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Hit first, ask questions later.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Solo is for suckers