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ARKSgtAlpha
Member Since: 16 Jul 2009
Last Active: Jul 21, 2020 19:12
MM 2011 Crystal Ball
March Mayhem 2011
I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.