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Aardvaarkman
Member Since: 14 Jul 2011
Last Active: Sep 30, 2015 18:18
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!