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Absimilliard
Member Since: 4 Nov 2009
Last Active: Mar 28, 2020 21:47
Great Old Cuddler
Holiday 2009
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
User Group Butterfly
Community
Member of 50 user groups
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Garage Band-er
Personality Quizzes
You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Mmm... Cheese!
Holiday 2010
Come and behold the power of cheese.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Orc!
Personality Quizzes
Zug zug!
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Zombie
Personality Quizzes
Brains are the name of the game.
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Pit!
Personality Quizzes
A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
Did Somebody Call For A Doctor?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Witch Doctor result.
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Every Day is Earth Day!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Magic" Result
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Black Magic" Result
Do You Smell Something Burning?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Red Magic" Result
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Yeti Result
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
It's A-Me, Ezio!
Personality Quizzes
I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Champion Of The Gods (And Cooking)
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Guild Wars 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Five Favorites 2012
Contests
You know what we like for 2012!
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Iron Monger
Personality Quizzes
We're iron mongers, we make weapons.
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Yahtzee's Hat
Quiz Awards
He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Michonne
Personality Quizzes
"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Inferno Legend
Contests
Enter The Darkness
The Elder Scrolls Online
Quiz Awards
You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz Awards
You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
The Dread Lich Val-Kul-Apak
Quiz Awards
Really quite friendly if you get to know him
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted Consistently!
Game of the Year 2014
You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
This is How We Do It - Prime Evil
Content
You read the very first This is How We Do It!
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Centaur
Personality Quizzes
Milord! I-I mean Master!