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AbsoluteVirtue18
Member Since: 14 Jan 2009
Last Active: Jun 9, 2018 21:37
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
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You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Genuine Patriot
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You know almost too much about Captain America.
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Dogmeat
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Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
The Koopa King
Personality Quizzes
You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Socks
Holiday 2009
You find these pair nicely with your giant package of underpants.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Lover, not a Fighter
Community
Has added more than 100 friends.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Casual Nerd
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Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Maid-a-Milking
Personality Quizzes
Got milk?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Barbarian Rage!
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Earned the Barbarian Result
Follow the Light
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Earned the "White Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
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Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Slow But Strong
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Earned the "Rhino" result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
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You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
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You're a well traveled gamer!
I Am Your Shield; I Am Your Sword
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
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I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Dazzler
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I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
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My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
74 + 1 Quizzer
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Has completed 75 quizzes
Jules Winnfield
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With great vengeance and furious anger.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Mario 3D
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It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
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The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
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I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Matt Miller
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Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
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If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Mehrunes Dagon
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Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Sheogorath
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Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Desmond
Personality Quizzes
Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Effie Trinket
Quiz Awards
You would kill Effie in the Hunger Games.
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
PS4
Personality Quizzes
Shiny. So. Shiny.
Keep Drifting
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Frosty the Snowman
Personality Quizzes
You're Frosty! You won't spend the holidays alone, if it's the last thing you do.
Jon Snow
Personality Quizzes
You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Oberyn Martell
Personality Quizzes
Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Personality Quizzes
"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Aurin
Personality Quizzes
Small. Scrappy. Tree-Hugging.
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
Optimus Prime
Quiz Awards
At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Michelangelo
Personality Quizzes
Bodacious!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
The Traveler
Quiz Awards
You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Athena
Personality Quizzes
What are you waiting for? Get going.
Energetically Energized
Quiz Awards
Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?
Passed Varric's Dragon Age Test
Quiz Awards
"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Thunderstorm of Hail and Fire
Personality Quizzes
Never in all the history of Egypt had there been a storm like that, with such devastating hail and continuous lightning.
Anime Aficionado
Quiz Awards
Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Thrall
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Unfaithful Student
Quiz Awards
Completed the MLP Friendship quiz
Timothy Dalton
Quiz Awards
More like a problem eliminator.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
TF2: Pyro
Quiz Awards
Murr hurr mphuphurur hurr mph.
Applejack
Personality Quizzes
The Element of Honesty