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Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

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The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

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I know what you're going to say.

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You have captured a Fallen Angel.

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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

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Member of 1 User Group

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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You find these pair nicely with your giant package of underpants.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Solo is for suckers

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Member of 15 user groups

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Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

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Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

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Stay away from da voodoo.

Don't panic.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Both stylish and delicious.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Would you like another pellet?

It's all about the music

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Got milk?

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More Human Than Human

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

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He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

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You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

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Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

No one will see you coming.

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

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Vigilo Confido

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Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

Look out! It's a monster!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

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My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

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With great vengeance and furious anger.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

Hey! Where'd it go?

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

You would kill Effie in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Shiny. So. Shiny.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You're Frosty! You won't spend the holidays alone, if it's the last thing you do.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Small. Scrappy. Tree-Hugging.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

I think we just found a Transformer!

At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

Bodacious!

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

You completed the Destiny Quiz.

SO CUTE

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

What are you waiting for? Get going.

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

Never in all the history of Egypt had there been a storm like that, with such devastating hail and continuous lightning.

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

I finished this.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Completed the MLP Friendship quiz

More like a problem eliminator.

You want to shoot things.

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