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Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

It's all about the music

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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

I know what you're going to say.

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Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

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Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!

You've gained an extra life!

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Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

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You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

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Gamers are the new supermen.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

Earned the USS Enterprise

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Both stylish and delicious.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You've Seen Movies

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

You're pretty average.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

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Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Member of 1 User Group

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has added a friend!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

YOU are the enemy unknown.

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

"Crush your enemies!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 1 battle

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.