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Alakaizer
Member Since: 1 Aug 2008
Last Active: Dec 8, 2018 08:51
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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Luigi, the Second Banana
Personality Quizzes
You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
+1 Badge of Mental Might
Awards
I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Sexy Elf
The Escapist Show
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
Don't Do This At Home
The Escapist Show
Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show
DDKR Champion
The Escapist Show
Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Monkey
Holiday 2009
Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Michael Jackson's Glove
Holiday 2010
Not for use while gaming.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Ezekiel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Always in the Dark
Quiz Awards
Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Boomerang
Personality Quizzes
Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
King of the Terrible Lizards
Personality Quizzes
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Super Reptile
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Lizard" result.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Quiz Awards
You're the best hex in the west!
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
My Evil Pony
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Purrfect
Quiz Awards
You're the cat's meow!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Galactic Hitchhiker
Quiz Awards
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
It's Not Always About The Destination
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Five Favorites 2012
Contests
You know what we like for 2012!
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Professor of Canine Studies
Quiz Awards
You've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
Quiz Awards
You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz Awards
Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
A perfect score? The International Fleet will be in touch.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz Awards
Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
You're not getting too old for this
Quiz Awards
You got a perfect score! Congratulations, you're going to make it retirement, and Christmas dinner, after all!
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Unfaithful Student
Quiz Awards
Completed the MLP Friendship quiz
Gaming Nightmares
Halloween 2015
You know which games give you nightmares
The Old College Try
Quiz Awards
Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?
Evil Dead Wannabe
Halloween 2015
Likes Evil Dead-like movies