The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Has added a friend!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has been added as a friend.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You only play really Important games.

Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!

Do not eat.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Bleep bloop!

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

There are only two things that could make this better...

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

You've got mail!

Has set an avatar.

You said this button does what?

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

I know what you're going to say.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Earned the Android Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Would you like another pellet?

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

I am videogame royalty.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

You rock the platformers.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.

Everyday I'm settlin'

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

SO CUTE

Your ability to walk short distances without dying will be Handsome Jack's downfall!

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

Never in all the history of Egypt had there been a storm like that, with such devastating hail and continuous lightning.

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Tanks for playing.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.

Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!

The things I do for England.

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning