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The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

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Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

What's "grizzled" mean?

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

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Earned the "Lizard" result.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

The Force is strong with you.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Has completed 75 quizzes

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

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Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

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Look out! It's a monster!

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I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Woo-oo!

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

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Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

You really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.

SO CUTE

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.