You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

The OV (Original Vampire)

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Clicky, not Mickey

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Robe and hat not included.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

You know games are meant to be modified.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has created a user profile.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has set an avatar.

Has won 10 battles

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition