Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Since when were you the one in control?

For the sake of our country, you've been chosen to di- I mean to serve.

Defeated Vicar Amelia in Serial Killer Round 82: Night of the Hunt

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Defeated Moon Presence in Serial Killer Round 82: Night of the Hunt

Guns, guns and more guns!

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

Earned the Wizard result.

Earned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Robe and hat not included.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

The Force is strong with you.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

There can be only one!

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has set an avatar.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has added a friend!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has been added as a friend.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Zug zug!

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Do a barrel roll!

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Captain America Result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

They stole it from us. My precious.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Alright, let's do this!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

The original hashashin.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

A perfect score? The International Fleet will be in touch.

The first time is always the best time.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You have mastered the Xbox quiz

Making mothers proud.

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You successfully completed The Heist.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

"WAKE UP, NEW YORK! You want to show Wall Street who really has the power? What happens to Bennett's hired guns when the muscle in to shut you down? Send a message, New York! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

SO CUTE

You may survive for a little while, but ultimately you're xenomorph food.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

You nailed that energy drink quiz! Rock on!

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.

Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Never in all the history of Egypt had there been a storm like that, with such devastating hail and continuous lightning.

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.

You’ve proven your worth in becoming a Witcher! Congratulations!

You know which games give you nightmares

Huh? Did you just call me mom?

Member of 1 User Group

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

No. For me.

HULK SMASH!

There is no shelter from the storm

We shall prove ourselves in glorious combat!

In Russia, game plays you

Nobody learns without getting it wrong!

You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.

There is no death, there is the Force

Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?

Just five more degrees...

Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]